hee hee. i guess i do have a blog. my former self forgot to tell me about this. He last wrote in august, and then took his brain out of his head, put it in a mason jar, took a plane to Paris, kicked some headstones over, picked his teeth with a wagon wheel, wrote a sonata, and discovered the letter Æ at the bottom of the black lagoon.

needless to say it's been an intense year.

that was my former self. I however, spent the last year doing such things as reading Emma, Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man (which i will never do again. ever.), some other things...uh..what else did i do...well there's school. ah that's boring. OOH i painted lots of stuff. groovy. yeah. hell this is lame.

i'm outta here. when i think of something cool to post, i will.

written by etoile encaser at 5:08:00 PM | link shmink

oh wow. I have a blog?
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Sunday, August 06, 2000

wow. i've been a blog bum. well my excuse is a three week vacation in new hampshire, vermont, and nova scotia. all much purdier than good ol' NJ. my french is now skewed by talking with people from quebec.
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Wednesday, July 12, 2000

hoh. for the last few days i've kept busy by making videos in the style of sketch comedy. its craziness! my favorite is our version of the blair witch, which is a camera and flashlight following a television announcer throuh the dark accompamied by footsteps and panting.

is the word TV pronounced "Teevy" or "TeeVEE?"
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Sunday, July 09, 2000

Once upon a time, there was a lump of plastic that set out on a journey to the cig bity to seek its fortune. It was picked up on the street by a white-slaver and carried to a factory that made squeeky noises and our hero, the lump of plastic, was melted, churned, molded and formed into a bakelite record.

it (the record) was then sent to the Kingdom of Didd where the stables have been replaced by a recording studio. the record was then cut with a Benny Goodman song and sent to Germany on a boat called Sassafrass.

the end
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Thursday, June 29, 2000

checkez-vous out Annoying Customer's homepage. this almost makes me want to construct a page for my band. almost. they also link to Contra --which is now called Khantra because of that lawsuit-from-a-band-already-named-that problem that might get in the way.
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Tuesday, June 27, 2000

you know you've been at the computer too long when you click on *Netscape* and while it's taking forever to load and the white screen pops up you still see the halos of all the little icons on the white screen and you think, "hey somethings wrong with my screen" and then you turn your head a bit and still see the little icon-shadow-puppet-theater and you realize it's not the screen but they've been emblazoned into your retinas. ugh.

humorous to see that about one in every seven questions is someone who actually thinks Jeeves is gong to answer them.
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Monday, June 26, 2000

i am holding a gun to your head, you are holding one to mine. [insert song here: guantanamera] it's the end of the world.

well, no not really. not until December 23, 2012, according to my friend miranda. this is her friend andrew's site. la la la.

i was gonna hang out with heather today. didn't. oh well. she's leaving on a road trip with her dad to colorado tomorrow for a couple of weeks.

my other plan, hanging out with *erin* didn't work either, because my mom basically didn't want anyone over. and i couldn't go anywhere, because my dad's car is dead and he needs my mom's (which i will one day inherit) to go to werk.

so i sat around all day. i hate when i do that. dug a squarish hole in my backyard cuz i felt like it.

top five babes list:

5. Queen Sarah. you know, the puppet from Mr. Rogers' Land of Make-Believe. next time you watch the show, take a good look. i assure you she's quite attractive.

4. The Blond Chick, Jo, From S Club 7. no, i do not condone the whole exploitative evil music industry, but she's hot.

3. Some girl i once saw in an Extra Sugarfree Gum commercial. The one with the freckles holding the bass violin.

2. this has nothing to do with my list but you're all big kids, you can deal. this is QUITE amusing, ("'O Canada.' I've had that song in my head every morning for over EIGHT YEARS. The Canadians must have some kind of mind control satellite or something... I've never even BEEN to Canada!!! And now I sing all three verses!!! EVERY MORNING!!! FOR EIGHT YEARS!!! YAAAAAAAAAAUGH!") but another reason to keep braindead monkeys off the internet. if you don't have anything interesting, amusing, comtributive *sniffle,* you can just, *sob* well, i mean, you *cry* you shouldn't be allowed to post things on the internet!

oh wait.

(tee hee)

where was i? oh yes.

2. oh by the way i submitted "in the good old summertime." shades of the proles in 1984. good book. read it. how can you not submit something to that list?

okay wait oh yes number 2 here you go: (see how easily distracted i am?)

2. Mary in Dante Gabriel Rossetti's "Ecce Ancilla Domini." seriously, anything painted by this man is pure beauty. check him out.

1. *Erin* of course. i love ya hun.

the end. new topic, new topic....nah i'm bored.

oh wait! this is fun! here is a code (obviously you can tell i'm either procrastinating or i have nothing better to do) that you can solve in your own spare time! all you have to do is copy what's typed here in a word file or whatever...but the key is to shift your fingers over one key to the left. this will be difficult for you if you don't touch type.

secret message:

nr ditr yp ftoml upit pbs;yomr@

(yes, you will be disappointed, but amused)
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