Commie Fags
They're not for sale
You can't buy them anywhere
To buy a commie would alienate him from his labor
To buy a fag would resemble prostitution and would probably be illegal
You see, a commie fag must be given to you
When someone gives you a commie fag they're giving you love
They're giving you community
You can bum one too, and it will always be free
They're not for sale anywhere you see
They are very scarce
They're imported from Moldova
These fags are made by certified commies
To find a commie fag is hard
So get in line like a good commie
Don't buck the system
Stay within the system
Don't violate the regulations
Don't dick with the authorities
Bend over
Because the KGB and ATF and FBI are watching
Follow the rules and don't sell the commie fags
So you might ask, "Where can I get a commie fag?"
Well, you need to know a commie fag to get a commie fag
And it takes a commie fag to know a commie fag
And what is the natural thing to do for any commie fag you know
it's simple
you buy em a drink
everyone loves a free drink
it makes em feel special
a free drink makes em feel pretty
you give em a little love
and if you buy a commie fag a drink
i bet he gives you more than just one drag
i bet he gives you an entire pack of commie fags
that's just love and community
because commie fags are not for sale
Commie fags are a ritual among friends
They're fashionable
They're intimate
They burn red
They're rare
They're a great way to meet people without much commitment
And they're fat free and cholesterol free
They're the fag for people who smoke when they drink
And commie fags must be kept among friends
Because The Man does not like commie fags
The Man wants to destroy commie fags
So never sell and never buy commie fags
Keep them between us
Our motto: egalitarians suck

posted by girlscout | 1/29/2001 07:27:42 AM