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Tuesday, September 18, 2001
John Wurth Says:
This is a list of songs that Clear Channel (who owns just about EVERY radio station in Louisville) does not want played on their stations.

Can you picture the meeting? "Oh, I got one...'Hey Man, Nice Shot'!"

"Good one, Bob!".

How crazy?
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posted by John Wurth 2:04 PM


John Wurth Says:
"The date of the attack: 9/11 - 9 1 1 = 11 September 11th is the 254th day of the year: 2 5 4 = 11. After September 11th there are 111 days left to the end of the year. 119 is the area code to Iraq/Iran. 1 1 9 = 11. Twin Towers -- standing side by side, looks like the number 11 The first plane to hit the towers was Flight 11. But ... .There's More ... ... . State of New York -- The 11 State added to the Union. New York City -- 11 Letters. Afghanistan -- 11 Letters. The Pentagon -- 11 Letters. Ramzi Yousef -- 11 Letters (convicted of orchestrating the attack on the WTC in 1993). Flight 11 -- 92 on board -- 9 2 = 11 Flight 77 -- 65 on board - 6 5 = 11."

And I'm 28! 2+8=10 which was my age 18 years ago! Weird, huh?
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posted by John Wurth 10:19 AM


John Wurth Says:
Steve Jobs announced yesterday that Apple was donating $1 million to the families of deceased emergency personnel. They are also donating an iBook to the families if they have children.

Awww.
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posted by John Wurth 9:45 AM


John Wurth Says:
Man! What a gip! David Letterman wasn't even funny last night!

I never thought I'd get choked up watching Letterman, but damn, seeing Dan Rather cry (twice!) is something you don't see every day.

Oh, it's our 2nd anniversary today! Happy Anniversary us!
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posted by John Wurth 9:41 AM

Monday, September 17, 2001
John Wurth Says:
From AOL Instant Messenger
jwurth888=John
biggo888=Nathan

jwurth888: I'm still laughing about that
biggo888: ain't I a "stinkah"?
jwurth888: you truly are one of THE "stinkah's" in the world today
biggo888: ?
jwurth888: ?dumb¿
jwurth888: ¿hola¿
jwurth888: ¡ aye carumba !
jwurth888: ¿
jwurth888: are those coming thru
biggo888: I'm so pissed off at that "Binnie Hinn" right now for blowing up those buildings
biggo888: yes, they are... how the hell are you doing it? Key Caps?
jwurth888: oh, I'm not I LOVE bennie hill...he's so funny (but perverted--yuk)
biggo888: hehe
jwurth888: no option-1 (¡) and opt-shift-/ (¿)
biggo888: I'm never eating at Binnie Hanna again
jwurth888: me neither, but I'll still watch the cartoons
biggo888: ¿
jwurth888: Barbera is still good
biggo888: I got nothin' against Barbara Eden, either
biggo888: I like her garden, especially
jwurth888: hell no...that Harper Valley PTA show was HOT!
jwurth888: I love "I dream of Gina" too
biggo888: it's Genie, dumbass
jwurth888: oh yeah
biggo888: i'm lol'ing
jwurth888: i was gonna spell it jeeknee
biggo888: isn't that what Velma always says of scoobie-doobie?
jwurth888: LOL'ing hard
jwurth888: I'm "laugh-out-louding"
biggo888: I love LOL instant messenger
jwurth888: it's Thelma anyway
biggo888: I like Scraggly the best!!!
jwurth888: god...our jokes are so dumb...no one else would laugh at this stupidity
jwurth888: you are killing me
jwurth888: i like "fred" the best
biggo888: I know, if anyone else read this crap, they'd go nuts at how dumb it is
biggo888: "fred"... funny
jwurth888: we should post it on the blog
jwurth888: I WILL
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posted by John Wurth 10:23 AM


John Wurth Says:
I thought of something funny this morning...you know, that time of the morning where you're half-awake, and thinking about weird stuff? Anyway, this name popped in my head:

The Blue Legume

I thought if I ever open a bar, that would be the name. The logo would be in blue neon, with a sad-looking little peanut (or bean--some people don't know that a peanut is not a nut). Anyway...back to work....
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posted by John Wurth 9:57 AM


nathan brown Says:
boy... the tragedy, "America Under Fire", sure hasn't hurt the economy here in Paducah. I guess people are rushing the stores to buy American Flags and Ammunition. The Wal-Marts and O'Charlie's were totally packed, just like any other weekend. I'm not sure that people here in the Heartland know exactly how to react or what to do. I, for one, have officially stopped smoking 'CAMEL's and switched to 'American Spirit'.
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posted by nathan brown 9:11 AM
Friday, September 14, 2001
nathan brown Says:
By the way... the strangest thing yesterday was that Jeopardy was the only regular show on our local NBC station. It was like.... NEWS, NEWS, NEWS, NEWS, NEWS, NEWS, Jeopardy, NEWS, NEWS, NEWS, NEWS. Weird, huh? I'm sure these TV Fat-Cats have some under-handed reason to slip us a little meaningless trivia. I just haven't figured out how to turn this into a conspiracy theory yet! THOSE BASTARDS!!!!!
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posted by nathan brown 2:01 PM

nathan brown Says:
Of course there's a profit to be made when people stay tuned to whatever station they like best! Even if it is not in the short-term, a station's viewership is the MOST important aspect of their business..... Do you think they're not concerned with ratings all the time? Have you watched or listened to the news stations today? It's a fucking joke. Why do they feel compelled to continue with this 24 hour coverage of sad people? It is NO DIFFERENT than the OJ Simpson trial at this point.... they've got the public's interest, and they'll drive it into the ground. People all over the country are HOPING something else tragic will happen so this saga never has to end. It's good TV, plain and simple. I'm not saying that all news is bad, or that the networks haven't done a good job during this mess. But, It's down to the nitty gritty now. They're playing "chicken" to see who returns to regualr programming first.
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posted by nathan brown 1:57 PM

John Wurth Says:
Actually, I don't think there's any real profit involved. Have you seen a commercial in the past 3 days? Last night, though, our local news cut in at 11pm, and they did break for commercials (3 - one PSA, one for some Ford Sales Event (I LOVE those), and one for Wendy's). It was really weird seeing commercials. I haven't had to mute the TV for 3 minutes at a time in a long time! I do think the networks are doing a good job (albeit a little bit too "tug-on-the-heart-strings"), and I'd much rather watch this than "Big Brother 2" (unless they have the Survivor people on it again, then I'd have to watch).

Now it would be a little much if they said something to the effect of, "Now let's go live to Doug Messenhoffenberger who's at "Ground Zero" at the Pentagon. This report brought to you by Geritol."

Oh, and BTW, I love the term "Ground Zero". Can't they just say "in the middle of all the rubble"?
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posted by John Wurth 9:58 AM

Thursday, September 13, 2001
nathan brown Says:
I'd like to take the opportunity to urge everybody to stop watching the network coverage of this event right now. It has gotten to the ridiculous point where, for lack of actual "news", the reporters are going after the hundreds of crying mothers, wives and girlfriends of the victims, exploiting their suffering for television ratings.... they will say ANYTHING now, just to stay on the air with this bullshit "24 hour coverage". Eventually, they're gonna have to get some sleep and stop tugging on our heart strings.

If anything major happens, I'm sure you'll be informed. Do not let the networks profit from the devastation of others. It's all about big business at this point.
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posted by nathan brown 5:23 PM


nathan brown Says:
"Perhaps the hardest-hit in the wake of this tragedy were the millions of Americans forced to tune into networks such as the "WB" and "UPN" on Tuesday night to avoid the mind-numbing, redundant ramblings of major network anchor-persons such as myself." -- Tom Brokaw, NBC News
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posted by nathan brown 2:40 PM

nathan brown Says:
Actually, that last blog was in reference to something funny I saw on TV tuesday...... One of those little "beeping" white dialogs across the bottom of the screen on NBC saying, "We are sorry. Our regular programming will be pre-empted due to breaking news". Really? NO SHIT! I just thought about the people who were really bummed out about that message.... Like they were wondering what Will & Grace were up to. Or how the folks on "The West Wing" were gonna handle this crisis.
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posted by nathan brown 2:15 PM

nathan brown Says:
so I just heard about this crazy stuff going on in New York.... Like two days after it happened. (I don't watch much TV). Anyway, I'm outraged!!!!! Friends BETTER be on tonight or I'll be pissed!
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posted by nathan brown 2:12 PM
Wednesday, September 12, 2001
John Wurth Says:
GRAND ROYAL, RIP

Well that sucks.
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posted by John Wurth 10:27 AM


John Wurth Says:
Internet Crucial Following Attacks

"At first, eBay staff took down several listings offering debris or other items purportedly from the buildings. Later, the company decided to ban even legitimate items related to the sites to eliminate the chance someone would try to profit from the tragedy, eBay spokesman Kevin Pursglove said."

How in the HELL can people do this shit? Cashing in on this tragedy?

awful.
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posted by John Wurth 9:54 AM

Monday, September 10, 2001
John Wurth Says:
See me at work here. Feel free to chat with us. (or else.)
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posted by John Wurth 4:45 PM
Saturday, September 08, 2001
John Wurth Says:
Nathan and I have had this running "joke" going for years and years. We mess up names of things. It's probably not funny to anyone but me and Nathan. But dammit, I laugh every single time.

Here are some examples:

"Did you watch 'Fear Factory' last night? It was awesome!"

"Well, I've gotta go, 'Andy Griffin' is coming on"

"Don Wrinkles really isn't that funny" (my wife actually SAID this one night. That makes it MUCH funnier, when someone really says something like this)

"'Star Track' is for nerds."

"I used to love that 'Mommy's Family' show."

"Charlston Heston sure is tough"

"I think that 'Family Circle' comic strip is SOO cute!"

"My mom subscribes to 'Family Circus' magazine"

I could go on and on and on. The joke just keeps getting funnier through the years. If you can think of any, feel free to post in the comments area! Trust me, it's real fun. Well, I'm getting off-line now, my 'American Online' bill is gonna be HUGE this month! ;)
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posted by John Wurth 4:35 PM


John Wurth Says:
Is he not the ugliest mother f'er you've ever seen or what? Not much talent either in my humble opinion. But, hey, when you're 90 years old...

Sorry, I just HATE Aerosmith. He's so dumb.
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posted by John Wurth 4:18 PM


John Wurth Says:
We're back up now
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posted by John Wurth 2:56 PM
Thursday, June 21, 2001
John Wurth Says:
Nah. Nevermind.
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posted by John Wurth 9:55 AM
Tuesday, May 01, 2001
John Wurth Says:
Ya' know what? Screw Nathan! (sorry buddy) I might (re-read that last word) just keep Blogface going by myself...If I can find the time, that is.

I just finished re-designing my wife's photography web site. See?
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posted by John Wurth 12:00 AM

Wednesday, January 03, 2001
John Wurth Says:
Gosh, it's already Jan. 3rd and we haven't posted anything since before Christmas. We suck.

Well, I had a good Christmas and New Year's Eve (except for the 3 house guests, what jerks...). I kid. Nathan's wife and daughter came up for the weekend and we had some fun.

Just thought I'd say something, since it's been a while.
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posted by John Wurth 11:14 AM

Tuesday, December 19, 2000
John Wurth Says:
I guess it's snowing and Nathan can't dig his computer out of the snow.

Now you can rate us on bloghop.com! Yay!

Not much to say without my old buddy, Nathan...
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posted by John Wurth 12:14 PM

Wednesday, December 13, 2000
John Wurth Says:
Dang, Nathan...You didn't tell me about your new site!
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posted by John Wurth 2:29 PM

John Wurth Says:
Boy, oh boy, is it ever snowing here in Louisville! I love it! Except for the fact that people DO NOT know how to drive, They are just now starting to salt the roads (and have known about "Winter Storm 2000" since Monday), and my little crappy BMW is hard to manuever (being rear-wheel-drive and all).

Other than that, I love the snow. ;)
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posted by John Wurth 9:41 AM

Friday, December 08, 2000
John Wurth Says:
Fresh Hell: The Weblog is a pretty good blog. It's mainly all links, but I like it! I found out that:
a.) NBC cancelled "Titans" and "The Michael Richards Show"--Good riddance. I like soaps as much as the next guy. (read: I HATE 'EM). And I would think Michael Richards had better taste than trying out his own badly written show. Tim Meadows (SNL dude) ruined it for me. I don't like ANYONE that's on Saturday Night Live.
b.) Tori Spelling might get her own sitcom. Oh my God! Please don't subject us to that. They're calling her "The Next Lucille Ball". Please! She's a "no-talent hack" (Tori, not Lucy)

Anyway, just thought I'd share...Now for something interesting, you can go read "Fresh Hell"
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posted by John Wurth 12:03 PM

Thursday, December 07, 2000
John Wurth Says:
I just added a little thing for "outsiders" to post their thoughts on the crap we put up here. If you would like to put in your 2¢, click the link below each post. Enjoy (and don't be too rough on us).
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posted by John Wurth 3:06 PM
Wednesday, December 06, 2000
John Wurth Says:
Have I mentioned that "The Onion" has funny stories? Like this one
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posted by John Wurth 11:05 AM
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