I have not been able to post as much as I would liked to the last few months due to both losing internet access(uggh!) and my changing jobs once again. I am now employed at Citibank, in the Dell department. The sinking of Gateway in Utah is a wonderful and joyful event. I can only wish the worst for my former company as it dives to the bottom in the ongoing computer wars.
posted by bishop 1138 9/12/2001 04:22:21 PM

Sunday, June 3

I just watched traffic and it kicked ass. Not as much as CTHD, but pretty close. I also have found out just how hard it is to type while drunk. Your party falls all around you. Maybe your alone inside. My happyness depends on knowing that .....Hmmm It's a Siouxsie and the Banchees song. Hell I'm bored and drunk. Please Mail me, Bishop. The force will be with you, always. Oh yeah, Mulon Rouge sucked Dick. Go see The Animal instead. It made me laugh.
posted by bishop 1138 6/3/2001 03:20:37 AM

Thursday, May 24

Hey!!!! It's been a month with no posts!!!! If you even care, Bishop wants to hear from you. If not, then you know where you can stick it.
posted by bishop 1138 5/24/2001 06:13:51 PM

Thursday, May 10

Ernie's House of Whoop Ass Dot Com kicks the lamma's ass
posted by bishop 1138 5/10/2001 12:45:27 PM

Nedstat Basic 3.0 - What is happening? Lots of hits?
posted by bishop 1138 5/10/2001 12:44:07 PM

Friday, April 20

Yet more happy news for Gateway! They have made the FuckedCompany list one more time. Start packing your desks up, my friends.
posted by bishop 1138 4/20/2001 09:44:28 AM

Thursday, April 19

I hate to say it, but I may have to defect to livejournal. Or maybe I just need a need layout. Maybe my mid life crisis has arrived early. Or I just need more sleep.
posted by bishop 1138 4/19/2001 08:44:45 PM

Here's an official Fuck You to our friends at Gateway. And in better news, the number one computer maker is now Dell. Again we would like to thanks everyone, and give a great, big, Fuck You to Gateway!
posted by bishop 1138 4/19/2001 05:11:21 PM

A little something that has been on my mind :)
posted by bishop 1138 4/19/2001 12:57:14 PM

Wednesday, April 18

Hey you! Yes you. Why aren't you e-mailing me? Oh, wait. You need my contact info. If you are bored or pissed or just indifferent, drop me a line.
posted by bishop 1138 4/18/2001 09:56:58 AM

Episode II - Storyline....Jar Jars Great Aventure? It is Friday the 13th... :)
posted by bishop 1138 4/13/2001 06:09:06 AM

Monday, April 9

Consumption Junction, What's Your Dysfunction?...funny, sick, and wrong. I love it.
posted by bishop 1138 4/9/2001 11:48:05 PM

Friday, March 30

Ringosoft::The Crusade (Plan B)....don't you just love the irony?
posted by bishop 1138 3/30/2001 02:48:12 PM

Wednesday, March 21

What happens if Mir just hits a Tacobell store? I want a Meximelt!
posted by bishop 1138 3/21/2001 09:22:10 AM

Thursday, March 15

You know I think that a new layout is in the works.Bishop1138 is going to undergo a change. Stay tuned.
posted by bishop 1138 3/15/2001 02:58:15 PM

Ok, so I decide to reformat windows 2000 to get rid of the bugs. No problem, you say, after reinstalling windows 98 about 2000 times this should be a piece of cake. Right? make backups of all important files and whatnot and you're covered.

I'll just play with my palm IIIc while the operating system loads. Oh crap! I need to do a hard reset. Ok no problem, I'll just use the backup.....that I never made!!!!!!!

!@#!@!$!**%&#$!@$#----
posted by bishop 1138 3/15/2001 02:56:25 PM

Monday, March 12

This morning there was a knock at my door. When I answered the door I found a well groomed, nicely dressed couple. The man spoke first:

John: "Hi! I'm John:, and this is Mary."

Mary: "Hi! We're here to invite you to come kiss Hank's ass with us."

Me: "Pardon me?! What are you talking about? Who's Hank, and why would I want to kiss His ass?"
posted by bishop 1138 3/12/2001 07:06:24 AM

Saturday, March 10

Fugly has some of the best crap I have ever seen or heard. My favorite is armegeddon. Also great is help desk.
posted by bishop 1138 3/10/2001 12:17:02 AM

Friday, March 9

I Want a New Girlfriend...my current one sucks. Or is it, she doesn't suck? Hmmmm
posted by bishop 1138 3/9/2001 11:32:00 PM

The "God" lectures always do. I'm never out to offend peoples' beliefs, but I'm constantly bombarded with this bullshit. I choose not to believe in any so-called "God" (or "Goddess" for that matter). Why the fuck do some people knowingly fuck with that? Why do people, who are well aware of my beliefs, constantly tell me that I should turn to "God"? Why do people always say Chris is with "God"? All I have to say to that.. is your "God" doesn't deserve him. If you think this is directed to you then it probably is. I'm sick and tired of my parents and relatives accusing me of bashing other people for their beliefs and morals. I don't give two shits if people decided to worship inanimate lawn ornaments. Just don't force your bullshit propaganda on me.

But it's acceptable, right? Jehovah's Witnesses can knock at your fucking door. Catholic priests assume their narcissitic responsibility to indirectly cleanse you through confession. "God" forbid I walk up to someone's front door and recite the following: "Hello, my name is Jennifer. I'm a member of the Blasphemous, Sex-Loving, Drug Abusing, Atheists Association. I'd like to share some of my opinions with you on this fine morning. Your religion. Whatever it may be, we believe it is based on a lie. There are no "higher powers" watching over you and helping you along. You're a single organism in a great big sea of organisms. The only reason you believe in this great higher power is because when you were younger your mommy, or daddy, sister, or brother, friend or neighbor.. They told you you should. I just wanted to come and rain on your parade. Have a nice day".

This girl has it down on the religion angle.
posted by bishop 1138 3/9/2001 10:50:13 PM

Links to gaming, WW2, and sexy girls. What's not to like about Ripebastard?
posted by bishop 1138 3/9/2001 01:16:24 AM

Thursday, March 8

Stop the press! My all time favorite movie is coming to DVD. Get set for Lawrence of Arabia, The best movie ever made, IMHO. Dark Horizons only gives the DVD a 9/10, but what the hell do they know. They gave it to someone who has never seen the picture before to review. Outrageous!
Truly a epic unlike the world has ever seen, Lawrence will be available worldwide on the 21st. Do yourself a favor and buy yourself a copy. Braveheart and Gladiator better move aside, the real adventure hero is here.
"They won't be coming for money. Not the best of them. They'll be coming for Damascus, which I'm going to give them"
posted by bishop 1138 3/8/2001 11:30:28 PM

Monday, March 5

After much consideration (Ok it was just 10 seconds) I have chosen furiosity as my internet bitch.
posted by bishop 1138 3/5/2001 10:29:32 AM

Sunday, March 4

Bizarre News Commentary Magazine. First and foremost Eightball Magazine should be considered entertainment. Well how about we just call it, bizarre.
posted by bishop 1138 3/4/2001 01:44:40 AM

Revenge is its own reward .Get revenge with this collection of revenge ideas, pranks, practical jokes, and letter packages that address personal and hygiene problems!
posted by bishop 1138 3/4/2001 01:43:45 AM

Saturday, March 3

I really like Heather's layout. It's groovy.
posted by bishop 1138 3/3/2001 02:58:24 AM

Tuesday, February 27

Lost in Translation..."They know, this average he, warning of Orleans the end to lack." Makes AYBABTU look almost Engrish like.
posted by bishop 1138 2/27/2001 10:53:53 AM

The Pagan Library...Start with the given: CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Change all U's to V's (which is proper Latin anyway): CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR Extract all Roman Numerals: CVVLDIV Convert into Arabic values: 100 5 5 50 500 1 5 Add all the numbers: 666 Thus, Barney is Satan
posted by bishop 1138 2/27/2001 12:46:36 AM

YODA-"In dark times nothing is what it appears to be, but the fact remains Senator, in grave danger you are."
ahhh I am getting goosebumps up and down my spine as we speek.
posted by bishop 1138 2/27/2001 12:15:27 AM

Welcome to Mirth and Reverence, come and sit for a spell.
posted by bishop 1138 2/27/2001 12:04:05 AM

Monday, February 26

I think I like it... go ahead and visit yrth mirror. You'll like it too, I bet.
posted by bishop 1138 2/26/2001 11:44:11 PM

Saturday, February 24

The Importance of Breasts...This crap is funny as hell. There's an entire web site devoted to the same stuff. Trippin
posted by bishop 1138 2/24/2001 02:40:47 PM

Wednesday, February 21

All your base are belong to us...You have no chance to survive make your time...Must get song out of my head!
posted by bishop 1138 2/21/2001 10:56:20 PM

Sunday, February 18

I used to think that me and my wife argued. No, I was wrong. Mil and Margret argue.alot. on the web.
posted by bishop 1138 2/18/2001 09:50:44 AM

Check out Julie @ Amabilis.net. This girl is hot
posted by bishop 1138 2/18/2001 12:33:16 AM

Friday, February 16

Rush Magazine.. is a good read for men about what we like best.
posted by bishop 1138 2/16/2001 09:52:17 AM

Wednesday, February 14

Last night I again saw Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, and was again blow away by just how good this movie is. Why Hollywood keeps feeding us the same crap time and time again mystifies me. This movie shows how a film can not only be a fun diversion, but great entertainment.
posted by bishop 1138 2/14/2001 10:03:00 AM

Sunday, February 11

Cool flash alphabet at Bembo's Zoo
posted by bishop 1138 2/11/2001 10:50:58 AM

Saturday, February 10

NerdPerfect: Do not deep fry or saute... I like nerds! Saute to perfection.
posted by bishop 1138 2/10/2001 05:49:48 PM

GeekPress: Tech News, Sifted and Summarized...cool site for newz
posted by bishop 1138 2/10/2001 05:39:04 PM

Bonsai Kitten...Hmm lets call in the FBI to make sure that this isn't a parody site
posted by bishop 1138 2/10/2001 05:22:34 PM

Wednesday, February 7

Coming Soon! A brand new look for Bishop 1138. The suspense is just killing me.
posted by bishop 1138 2/7/2001 07:48:58 PM

BBspot - Slashdot Story Generator.. when you just can't wait!
posted by bishop 1138 2/7/2001 07:45:50 PM

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