_____up in this piece_

RA Archive A collection of people's effed up voices reading, ranting, screaming, and whatever the hell else they wanted to do. Submit whatever you want to it, just as long as it's in a Real Audio file, or accompanied by one.

Articulos Like the name says, dorkasaurus. Articles, memoirs, incoherent rambling, politics, whatever. It's all found here.

junk Whatever else we have up in here, like the monthly CONTESTS (!!!), in which you can win REAL THINGS^$@#%!! Or hows about some sexxxy free p0rn? Yeah, maybe... Or maybe Scara'll just have to take a paddle and spank your pansy ass. You'd like that, wouldn't you?

pop bliss Who doesn't want two completely whacked suckaz recommending books, music, and movies to them? It's like the amazon.com of the soul, kid. Um, but we're not going to hock any of our CDs. Sorry.

_____who are ewe?_

We are Scara and Snizz and we are more fun than a barrel of barnacles! No, not really. Maybe a barrel of zebras. E-mail us both (at the same time!!) at suckaz@unruly.nu. THIS IS NOT A WEBLOG. I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A WEBLOG. WE JUST USE BLOGGER TO EASILY UPDATE OUR MINDLESS DRIVEL.

_____affiliations_

Snizz says "werd up" to:

lawngnome.net; p-e; adulation; flu.nu; sugarless.org; shrapnel.org; seanbaby; apathy.nu; unmonitered cams; adam; anna; cara; sarah; karen; nicole; misha; tonya; nostalgia and then takes a breath.

Sara says "hey hey..." to:

sarah; BAD-CANDY.COM; superbad; vacant; gina; rachel, beth, and andrew, who'll be here bein weird soon. and , what the hell, I may as well be a rabid fan... the one only proopdog, and of course, kickass Ness.

God, please forgive us for making fun of Frances Farmer. Don't sick Karma on our unruly asses! We love you, Frances! We just needed a cheesy simalie! Also, any ham sandwiches and references to Mamma Cass were purely incedental.

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Karen Kilagriff

My new flavor of the month. Yum. Anyways, just putting some finishing touches on everything. Although, who I'm telling, I don't know. I thought about the army, dad said "Son, you're fuckin high". Thank you, thank you, that is my Ben Folds Five quote for the evening. I'll be here all week, don't forget to tip your waitress.

Gary Coleman is thinking about running for Congress. Yes, he'll make his decision tomorrow, be on the edge of your seat, and watch C-SPAN, ready for the coming apocaplypse. Because, if he does decide to run, it'll be a harbinger for the end of civilization as we know it. But, then, if he wins, he'll keep control over the "municipalities", post-apocalyptically.

Oh, this ought to make you want to shove a nail in your ear, if for no other reason than its about Eminem -

"The clean version of the album[The Marshall Mathers LP] - which carries no parental-advisory label and is sold at Wal-Mart and Kmart - bleeps the profanity, drug references and most of the violence from the lyrics; the homophobic and misogynist content remains intact.

"Jon Bisio, a spokesman for Wal-Mart, says the store has received no complaints so far. 'We work to make business and merchandising decisions that reflect the consensus opinions, wants and needs expressed by our customers,' he says. 'To date, we have not been made aware of any controversies or concerns.'" - Rolling Stone, issue 846

Christ, can I please kill someone? I hate living in Wal-Mart's biggest source of income in the entire fucking world.
(scara the great @ 7/14/2000 3:11:04 AM)

Time to post yet another template...
(scara the great @ 7/8/2000 10:46:15 PM)

Anatomy Art - that is almost the craziest and scariest shit i've ever seen. makes me whimper.

anyways, homes, i finally got all the layout fixed so its all the same. see, i hadn't even thought to look and see if lilah had already started something, so all my slaving and worrying is my own damn fault, as the case usually is. but i'm sooo happy now. i just gotta finish my genX bitching page, record a few more RAs, and get a few things from some other people, and this place is open.

oh yeah, and blondie rules.
(scara the great @ 7/8/2000 3:31:33 PM)

guess i could work on my typing. yeah.
I LOVE YOU ANDREW!
hehehehehe.
(scara the great @ 7/8/2000 12:25:45 AM)

i work on it every night.
i have almost zero content.
the blogger isn't content, its retarded conversations that can entertainm people, hehe
but we can't ive on blogger alone.
(scara the great @ 7/7/2000 11:39:48 PM)

wowie,scara
I'm more commited to posting shit on here than you are
I personally don't see the point.........you are allways talking about how the site isin't up yet,well..............how about we work on the fukker?
How about YOU work on the fukker................
How about it?
Yeah
uh huh
wha?
ok
Don't hurt me.
(CaptainDorkyPants,scara's lacky @ 7/1/2000 6:37:12 PM)

I got crust in my eye
I do.yes
(CaptainDorkyPants,scara's lacky @ 6/24/2000 11:35:42 PM)

I pooped,I feel better now
That was ONE LONG POO POO!

Scara hates me now,I cry.
*SOB*
(CaptainDorkyPants,scara's lacky @ 6/24/2000 11:31:55 PM)

I"m gonna go poop now,ta ta!
(CaptainDorkyPants,scara's lacky @ 6/24/2000 8:25:13 PM)

I"m planning on starting my own section on here............I need stuff to do.
I"ll get everyone's ok on it before I do.
(CaptainDorkyPants,scara's lacky @ 6/24/2000 8:24:30 PM)

I want some money,and a trip to the mall,and pretty puppies.
Lots of puppies.Scara,stop looking at japscat with annie and come play with me.
I still want nekked hot girly pictures,I'll head to stile.
WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA!
Kill me.
(CaptainDorkyPants,scara's lacky @ 6/24/2000 8:23:07 PM)

I'm sitting here with my min on my money and my money on my mind.
I"m extremely pissed and would like to put my lips around a revolver.

Scara keeps me on a short lease(quite literally)so suicide isin't a viable option.
*SIGH*
(CaptainDorkyPants,scara's lacky @ 6/24/2000 8:20:53 PM)

oh, andrew, shush. you're turning me on.
(scara the great @ 6/21/2000 10:14:58 PM)

Hello nonexistent readers,
I'm scara's resident bitch boy.I watched ghostbusters last night.I giggled.My s ex and
race are a mystery to you.DAMN WHITEY.DAMN THE MAN!
I'm in need of sleep and prozac....and weed.
Well,that's all for now.Any hot women wanna send me nekked pictures.....no....ok.
Plan to see me al over this page,being scara's servent.I spel no good engkliish
(CaptainDorkyPants,scara's lacky @ 6/21/2000 5:40:15 PM)

1:50 am... i'm bored... its summer... AGGHHHHH.

and i've got to test this template and make sure i didn't fuck up anything...
(scara the great @ 6/20/2000 1:54:10 AM)

yeah, i don't like him that much either. but i still like that domain.
grrr they closed the iron chef site down! how fucking lame.
i'm going to learn how to pick locks... suuuch a useful skill when you aren't in a life of crime, i know.
(scara the great @ 6/14/2000 12:38:38 AM)

I effing hate tom green.
(super snizz @ 6/13/2000 6:50:07 PM)

ooh ooh ooh check these crazies out

vacant.cc

ahh... i like it....
(scara the great @ 6/11/2000 1:09:36 AM)

Haha, when is MY summer going to start?

Oh, THAT'S right, never! Yes, Monday is our last day of "official school" and then the next day I have my English final, the next my Global and Earth Science Regents, and then I'm off, until the 20th, which I have my Spanish Regents, and the next day my math. Summer will come on the 22nd. FUCK NY.
(super snizz @ 6/10/2000 6:50:14 PM)

IRON CHEFFFF!!! IRON CHEF.COM, dammit. i swear, that is the coolest show on tv(except for whose line is it anyway?). its so overdramatic. the head chef guy owns me and you and everyone else. heh i have become such a tv loser since the summer started.
(scara the great @ 6/9/2000 11:38:03 PM)

Cat Stevens sucks. As does Howard Stern...God this show is lame. Suck suck suck suck. I'm staying up all night doing my satire project for english, due...yesterday, as well as my Ethan Frome paper, which is due Friday, aka THE LAST DAY OF FRIGGIN SCHOOL. Eh.
(super snizz @ 6/7/2000 2:34:46 AM)

uggghhh i am so tired.

damn this blogger, when it reloads, it deletes my stuff. hah i was a poet in 6th grade. i was awful... i found one of them. it was a song hahahahaha... called "people suck".

people, people, people suck i should know i am one.
people, people, peopl suck i should know i am one

people who try to seduce youpeople who then reduce you
they suck i should know, i knew one.

HAHAHAHAHA oh my god... woooo... we should have a bad poetry contest... its too funny....
(scara the great @ 6/5/2000 3:25:23 PM)

ROCK! I WAS A POET WHEN I WAS TEN!!

Check this shiat out...I found it while searching for a notebook to stuff my labs in to. I'm not sure if I jacked one of the lines from a song or not, so if I'm plagiarizing, tell me, yo.

Um, slightly histrionic, yes, but give it up! I was ten! I have a feeling this was about Todd (yes, in fact I know it is), when he was all "in love" with this girl Erica, and I was mad amounts of jealous.

Puke. I think I just posted poetry of mine on the internet...oh my God.
(super snizz @ 6/5/2000 2:36:56 PM)

Well, the Zoo sucked, so instead we headed over to rye playland where I proceeded to blow a little under $50 of my hard earned cash and tried my first bit of fried dough. After this, I realized we could have gone to the Westchester County Fair, and spent a total of FIVE, COUNT 'EM FIVE, dollars and went on even more rides than we did in playland.

I was also forced on to the HURRICANE, the second scariest ride I've ever been on in my entire life. I almost popped out (because of my svelte figure...). It was a stupid roller coaster, and I hate roller coasters. I've only been on one once, and I lost my voice from screaming (literally. It was in Canada's Wonderland, and there was this standing up roller coaster that had like, zero restraints and fourteen thousand loops. Ugh.). The most scary ride was when I was about six, I was really skinny at that point, for some reason (ah, the good old days...), and my mother took me on that ride called the Spider. Well, I was so small that I actually slipped out of the seat because it was slippery and was hanging on to my mother's leg screaming "I don't want to die, Mommy!" (slightly over dramatic, I will admit), and she was crying and they wouldn't stop the ride, even though I was about to fall to my death and splat on the ground like a squished spider (no pun intended, of course).
(super snizz @ 6/4/2000 12:46:52 AM)

Yee haw! You know, I'm going to the Bronx ZOO today!? I'm so excited I may have to bring an extra pair of pants!!
(super snizz @ 6/3/2000 12:39:00 PM)

AHHHH!!! i now fixed it and am now officially retarded. and sorry for posting so much. thank you, and goodnight.
(scara the great @ 6/2/2000 12:28:48 AM)

oh yeah *praises sarah the lawngnome*

i'm very belated.
(super snizz @ 6/2/2000 12:25:45 AM)

okaaayyyy why isn't it showing "scara the great" as my name? it calls me snizz even when i login. this is some major fucking bullshit.

ugh.
(super snizz @ 6/2/2000 12:24:52 AM)

Aw! I think I just shed a tear!

Fuckkkkkkk. I have to do an entire regents exam right now...this blows. I hate math. I hate geometry. I hate school. I hate life. I want to kill myself.

No, not really. :D
(super snizz @ 6/1/2000 6:40:36 PM)

mwaha, i got it to work, you hugger mugger!
i had to log into the other unruly blog and answer the question thing! wooo! my first true post.

ewww... yeasty.
(scara the great @ 5/31/2000 1:26:29 AM)

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