Sunday-Morning
Preach about change, Preach out help
Sounds good, but you think you should?
You think you should contradict?
You think you should lie?
You think you should scare?
You think you should invent?
Spread the glory, Spread the story
It will sink into those that are scared
It will sink into those that are in need
Those that choose to reject
Are the minds that refuse to allow you to infect
To the humans who are sound,
To the humans who are stable,
Your stories are nothing more than a mere fable
Take your theories, take your sayings
And preach to the ones that believe in praying!
Bonsai Kittens
At only a few weeks of age, a kitten's bones have not yet hardened and become osseous. They are extremely soft and springy. In fact, if you take a week-old kitten and throw it to the floor, it will actually bounce! We do not recommend that you try this at home. The kitten may bounce under the furniture and be difficult to retrieve, as well as covered in unsightly household dust. However, the flexibility of the kitten's skeleton means that if the bones are gently warped at this early age, they can be molded into any desired shape. At Bonsai Kitten, we achieve this by placing the kitten into a rigid vessel soon after birth, and allowing the young cat to grow out its formative time entirely within this container. The kitten essentially grows into the shape of the vessel! Once the cat is fully developed, it is removed (or the vessel broken to remove it!), producing the lovable, furry pet you've always wanted, but it remains in the shape you've always dreamed of! There is virtually no limit to the eventual shape of your pet.-
1. Air. This ought to go without saying, but you'd be surprised how many amateurs forget this detail and wind up with a cold, hard kitty in the morning! If the containment vessel is sealed, you must drill airholes prior to kitten insertion. A diamond drill is recommended for glass vessels.
2. Food & Water. Especially if the kitten's head is being shaped (one of the most versatile aspects of the Bonsai Kitten), it will not be able to eat or drink normally. The most common solution is another hole in the container with a feeding tube to the kitten's mouth, where a liquid food slurry can provide both nutrient and hydration requirements.
3. Waste Removal. Left to its own devices, the kitten would quickly fill its vessel with its own urine and feces, leading to certain sickness and death, not to mention the inevitably unpleasant appearance and odor. The best solution is to seal the kitten's anus with Super Glue prior to insertion, and then insert a waste tube through a third hole in the vessel. As the kitten's body is still developing, a natural rectal diverticulum will soon form around the tube, which can be drained in any convenient fashion. It's just like a kitty colostomy bag!
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Yeh i fucking know that i havn't been updating my shit for a while now, why? cause genie.co.uk fucked me up the ass from blocking access to my trusty FTP server!! why? cold hard dirty cash thats what!! nothing else... They used to let me use webspace for nothing now they expect me to use their dial-up connection and pay for the phone call just so's i can continue to update this site!! there was no warning, no sorry but.., nothing, just a sweet FUCK YOU when i went to update and found myself locked out of my own site!! But now, now yes! i am back, i am pissed off, i am kickin in their back door to bring you this update!! muhahahahahaaa!!! ph33r tha l33t - genie fuckers! you think you can keep me out that easy?? NOPE! it's my site after all, i would find a way in, with a little help from some friends i came knocking and you let me in... So what to expect? more of the same, plus some new shit, i shall be posting some new .swf for you to check out, more new .mp3 in the music section, new reviews, and just continue the general feel of the old site but with an improvement in content, *ahem* OK some content then! heh heh! Gotta thank ZEE for coming back to the camportal and her new look site!! well done girl. plus those who wondered where the fuck i had gone without checking the journal first - DOH! Anyways, i am glad to be back in the main section of this site, check back soon for some new shit for your pasty cracker asses to leach!! THANX for all the support ppl i fuckin hate u all...
This is the last time i shall involve myself in this fad! enjoy it...
So, hi. Thanks for still reading this after that boring administrivia. I bet if you've been reading my stuff up to this point you all don't feel like a very important part of my life.
Yes, you! The reader! The very people that make my continued carpal tunnel syndrome almost worth it. I know who most of you are. Yeah, I see you reading every couple of days, going through the posts, checking out the various sections of the site. And I think its great. I'm glad that people pay attention to my stuff. I love that I can actually have something that's impressive enough to be linked to by "the masses" and visited out of, if nothing else, morbid curiosity.
I used to write to just certain people for much the same reason I post to my journal page now. The meaningless course of life and random ruminations I have from day to day don't seem too strange or useless if I share them. One person, a thousand people, two hundred people a day, its all the same as long as at the end of a 24 hour period of experience, besides having changed the people involved in some way, it changes people who come along and read my articles. Even if the change is for the worse. It sure beats the hell out of entropy.
Sunday-Morning
At only a few weeks of age, a kitten's bones have not yet hardened and become osseous. They are extremely soft and springy. In fact, if you take a week-old kitten and throw it to the floor, it will actually bounce! We do not recommend that you try this at home. The kitten may bounce under the furniture and be difficult to retrieve, as well as covered in unsightly household dust. However, the flexibility of the kitten's skeleton means that if the bones are gently warped at this early age, they can be molded into any desired shape. At Bonsai Kitten, we achieve this by placing the kitten into a rigid vessel soon after birth, and allowing the young cat to grow out its formative time entirely within this container. The kitten essentially grows into the shape of the vessel! Once the cat is fully developed, it is removed (or the vessel broken to remove it!), producing the lovable, furry pet you've always wanted, but it remains in the shape you've always dreamed of! There is virtually no limit to the eventual shape of your pet.-
1. Air. This ought to go without saying, but you'd be surprised how many amateurs forget this detail and wind up with a cold, hard kitty in the morning! If the containment vessel is sealed, you must drill airholes prior to kitten insertion. A diamond drill is recommended for glass vessels.
DO YOU FOLLOW TRENDS OR SET THEM?
Entropy? no thanx i've just eaten!
