Monday, August 06, 2001
HOLA from early august. sorry about the lack of any kind of updates, but i've just been living life. i'd like to say thank you thank you thank you to travis for driving, and i had tons of fun. anyways, summer rules, and i'm gonna go have some good times, so adios amigos.
Monday, April 30, 2001
HA! April is almost gone and now I have come back from where ever I went. I didn't go in any one single place, just a whole lot that kind of meshed together, but my life has changed in 2938592304 ways since january 25, when i wrote my last entry. I couldn't even begin to tell you all on here, so if you really want to know, you can email me and ask. I just want you to all know that i love you all very much and hope you are well. I have been thrown into another section of life, and have been slowed down by mono(nucleosis). So i am sitting at home for a while just getting better and contemplating the world and its current state. I know I haven't changed my webpage much since november, and i'm sorry, but i have been detoured and connected to other things. perhaps in the near future i shall make a change or two. i might go for something a little more simple. well, i gotta go rest a bit, adios amigos.
Thursday, January 25, 2001
hey, BIG THANKS to everyone who voted for natalie.net on bolt.com. i won a digital camera and $500! It is all good times now except that i am semi grounded ): but that will be ok in the end. Also, to whom it may concern: my cell phone is working again! check ya lata.
Sunday, January 14, 2001
snowboarding on halfpipes that are pure ice HURTS. ow. i think i'm gonna buy my first snowboard today! three years of renting is just too many, and i want to be able to snowboard on my own board tomorrow. if you have any old skate/snowboards you want to give me, email me please. i think my left pinky is broken, but it'll get better i suppose. 14 rolls of pics will be developed soon, so then i can start working on the next edition of natalie dot net! i've gotten some pretty funny haikus from people. thanks (:
Wednesday, January 10, 2001
alas, i am back and just chillin. school has been "TONS OF FUN" as usual and i wish it was the end of the second semester, not the first. ugh. i just want to snowboard or have it be summer, both sound good to me. if any of you live in the annapolis area, there is a party this sunday night that you should check out on monticello ave. its in a white house kinda at the top of the street. i gotta go, so adios amigos.
Wednesday, December 27, 2000
i leave tomorrow morning to go back to MD, and straight from MD, i'm leaving for upstate NY to snowboard until the 1st. have fun, and happy new years!
Tuesday, December 26, 2000
hey ya'lls. i've been chillin in north carolina at my dad's house, procrastinating on all the work i gotta do, and getting ready for snowboarding on the 28th - 1st in new york! i've got a sweet design idea for the next natalie dot net, so exciting. send me your haikus about anything, and anything else you wanna send. keep voting for natalie dot net over at bolt.com!
Sunday, December 24, 2000
merry xmas!
Wednesday, December 20, 2000
YO! now is the time to go to www.bolt.com and vote for natalie.net to win $500. i am leaving for North Carolina this afternoon to visit my dad for xmas! Peace G Doggs!
Sunday, December 10, 2000
hey everyone. if you live in MD, go see electric red now. they are realllllllly good stuff. i'm off to work now. adios amigos.
Thursday, November 30, 2000
hey everyone! natalie dot net has been selected as one of 10 finalists in a contest on bolt.com, so when the finalist page goes up, you all must go and vote as much as you are possible allowed to vote for natalie dot net! anyways, i get to go to a national portfolio day thing on sunday, so i have been preparing my portfolio. such fun! i have lots of work i have to do for other people's webpages, so i must depart now.
Wednesday, November 22, 2000
i have a splinter
visible clear through my nail
it hurts a whole lot
i wish i was a little bit taller, i wish i was a baller, i wish i had a girl who looked good i would call her...i wish i was like 6 foot 9 so i could get with leoshi cause she don't know me but yo she's really fine... -skee lo
here's a haiku for you:
i am a rock star
i will fuck you all over
and take your money
send me your precious haikus
natalie 10:10 AM
Monday, November 13, 2000
i woke up and went to school and hated all the people driving by, but they're all ok now. it seems like no one else has ever heard of charles bukowski, but lately i have been seeing stuff about him everywhere. good stuff.
Thursday, November 09, 2000
today has been such a good day. i am thrilled and relieved to have finally updated natalie.net in a semi major way. i'm going to try to update it semi majorly every month or every other month. also, i would like to start a small webdesign business in a month or so. i have already done some work for some local people, so why not make a business out of it? i think i'll call it natalie dot net designs. or something like that. any ideas what to call it? well i gotta go eat dinner.
Sunday, November 05, 2000
everyone, go to wherever you download your precious mp3s from now and download some songs my PIMP DADDY WELFARE cause he is where its at. all the songs that i have heard are good, so just choose a title or two or three... and then download it. does anyone have any good books for me to read?
Friday, November 03, 2000
today was the pep rally at school for homecoming weekend. i just don't get it. dan and i just sat there laughing the whole time at how ghetto and dumb it all is. anyways, here are some more pics of yours truly that were taken in the last few days. i would go downtown and get my paycheck, but it is cold and i have to walk/skate down there and i am lazy. hmmmm. lata
Tuesday, October 31, 2000
happy halloween kids. check this out, i was a prep. my friend katie and i switched clothes. www.natalie.net/preppy i don't have any pics of katie as me yet, but it is funny as a mofo.
Friday, October 20, 2000
i like to take baths with mr.bubble, do you? i know you do too. i don't have anymore mr.bubble ):
Thursday, October 19, 2000
here is a convo i had with myself when i im'd my friend scott who wasn't there: queen hgt: ho queen hgt: mofo queen hgt: so queen hgt: yo queen hgt: i like to row queen hgt: and sew queen hgt: on a window queen hgt: cause i am a loser freak on a leash with no teeth and a beak queen hgt: mhm queen hgt: i really like talking to myself queen hgt: right queen hgt: yep queen hgt: so natalie, you look like you are going insane, how are you? queen hgt: well, i'm ok queen hgt: how bout you? queen hgt: i'm chill, but i had to work overtime today because rocky the rock star had to go to school until 8 fucking pm ya know queen hgt: yeah, it sucks when he comes in all late queen hgt: and he brings all his ghetto friends queen hgt: but rocky is cool queen hgt: he's my new manager queen hgt: yeah, i know him queen hgt: you know what natalie? queen hgt: no, what queen hgt: well we got a new person working at our store queen hgt: its hippy josh from ben and jerry's across the street queen hgt: and you know what else natalie? queen hgt: what queen hgt: ? queen hgt: i went into work today and all his b & j's friends were there crowding my store queen hgt: i guess since they aren't allowed to sit behind there all day anymore they are just gonna do it in my store but what sucks is there were like no seats and it was my store and they were all being hippys and burnouts queen hgt: yeah, its crazy queen hgt: did you ever get a seat? queen hgt: yeah i did queen hgt: but i had to go to the bank anyways queen hgt: and now i have money queen hgt: i have $71.17 queen hgt: cool queen hgt: thats cool as shit natalie queen hgt: are you on crack? queen hgt: no queen hgt: why, are you? queen hgt: no queen hgt: ok, cool queen hgt: good queen hgt: yeah queen hgt: so, whatcha doing tomorrow? queen hgt: i dunno, i'll probably chill with some home doggz, how bout u? queen hgt: hmmmm, i'll probably skate and talk to scott and chill with some home doggz, but you know what sucks? queen hgt: what sucks? queen hgt: i have to take the psats on saturday morning at fucking 8 in the morning, so i can't go anywhere on friday night and then on saturday night i have to work 6-close and on sunday i have to open the fucking place and work until 5 queen hgt: whoa dude, that sucks balls queen hgt: i wish someone would just roll up and be like, "hey natalie, you want this pass so you can eat free food whenever and where ever you want to?" and i'd be like,"HELL YEAH" cause all i ever spend my money on anymore is food queen hgt: it sucks queen hgt: food shouldn't be so expensive queen hgt: and there should be more places with good food queen hgt: i love good food queen hgt: mmmmmm queen hgt: eating is fun queen hgt: i like to EAT queen hgt: THE EARTH queen hgt: AND THE STARS queen hgt: whoa, me too queen hgt: i have been talking to myself for 10 minutes now queen hgt: yeah queen hgt: thats cool though cause you're cool as shit natalie queen hgt: yeah, thanks, queen hgt: u are too queen hgt: dude, today was funny at work queen hgt: for real? queen hgt: yeah queen hgt: why? queen hgt: my friend corin was there and we were just talking about lots of random shit queen hgt: cool queen hgt: but what sucked was queen hgt: the inside of the store smelled like stinky poo queen hgt: so we went outside queen hgt: and threw soft pretzels at babies queen hgt: but it was all good queen hgt: i hate cops who are all arrogant queen hgt: don't you? queen hgt: yeah queen hgt: they suck queen hgt: it would really suck to have to be a christmas tree queen hgt: cuase you would grow and grow and grow until one day some people would just come along and be like, "oh, i think this tree should go in someone's house, so lets end its life now." queen hgt: yeah that would suck queen hgt: i guess it would be good to be ugly if you were a christmas tree at one of those farms where you cut your own queen hgt: because then no one would want you and you would get to live queen hgt: yeah queen hgt: i hate decorating christmas treess queen hgt: i have xmas queen hgt: ugh queen hgt: its all so nasty and dumb queen hgt: ow, i got this cut at work but i dont remember how i got it queen hgt: DUDE! you know what was so funny? queen hgt: what was so funny? queen hgt: well queen hgt: at work i had to pee so went and then corin banged on the door so i opened it to leave and this paper towel fell in the toilet so we were like, hmmm how the hell should we get that out of there and so i went and grabbed a big knife and i just stabbed it and threw it in the trashcan and put the knife back. it was pretty ghetto funny queen hgt: our bathroom at work is so nasty queen hgt: it is so freaking dirty queen hgt: there are like 93o5483294 million layers of dirt on it queen hgt: ew queen hgt: yeah queen hgt: and also we haven't had toilet paper for like 3 weeks so we have to take napkins from the ice cream store whenever we have to go poo or pee queen hgt: hahaha, sucks for you queen hgt: yeah queen hgt: it does queen hgt: maybe i will bring in toilet paper one day queen hgt: or maybe not queen hgt: i dunno queen hgt: yeah dude, that would be a good idea queen hgt: this is a really good cd queen hgt: you know who else is good queen hgt: jimi's chicken shack queen hgt: you gotta listen to their lyrics queen hgt: its all really good queen hgt: i like it queen hgt: cool, i'll check it out queen hgt: you know whats ocol queen hgt: cool queen hgt: i have had this toe ring on for more than a year and have never taken it off queen hgt: its so cool queen hgt: i love it queen hgt: its silver and gorgeou queen hgt: s queen hgt: i will never take it off queen hgt: when will scott come back? queen hgt: i dont know queen hgt: oh well queen hgt: hey scott queen hgt: i hope you don't think i am a complete crackhead now cause i'm not queen hgt: you know what is good advice? queen hgt: to have fun and be happy queen hgt: it was so funny when we lit that car on fire last night queen hgt: i wish i got a pic of it queen hgt: my friend larry can pee out of a window from 10 feet away queen hgt: i think i am gonna go to sleep soon because i am really tired and those pillows and that down comforter look really really comfy queen hgt: whenever i peed today it was all clear queen hgt: i have been drinking lots of water queen hgt: and then i have to pee every 10 minutes and its really annoying queen hgt: you know what scott, you were meant to be hot because hot rhymes with scott queen hgt: but now i am going to talk to natalie again queen hgt: my feet are really dirty queen hgt: wearing sandals in a soap store is dirty as a mofo queen hgt: our store is so dirty queen hgt: if i went around talking like this in public i would probably be in a damn mental hospital now queen hgt: that would suck so fucking much queen hgt: i would probably have to die queen hgt: and especially if my cat couldn't come with me queen hgt: and my computer queen hgt: and my freedom queen hgt: i love my freedom even though i totally need more of it queen hgt: have you ever noticed that bass players are usually really werid queen hgt: weird queen hgt: yeah dude, they are queen hgt: i can't believe i have been talking to you for 30 minutes now natalie queen hgt: whoa dude, that is insane queen hgt: i better go to sleep soon queen hgt: ya know queen hgt: yeah queen hgt: i wonder if scott is hot will actually read all of this queen hgt: his new name from now on is scott is hot queen hgt: lol queen hgt: or hot scott queen hgt: whichever one sounds better at the time queen hgt: I IS FOR ME queen hgt: that is a cool quote that i made queen hgt: you know what, i wonder if scott is hot got the pics i sent him queen hgt: hmmm, i don't know, why wouldn't he? queen hgt: because my fucking mail server is being a BITCH and i dont know if it sent em queen hgt: why does it have to suck so much queen hgt: hey natalie, i have a question queen hgt: ok, ask queen hgt: are you religious? queen hgt: wellllllll only on tuesdays queen hgt: oh, ok queen hgt: yep
Saturday, October 07, 2000
i finally got my learners permit today, hell yeah! i'll be able to get my license on february 7th, 2001. i am tired as a mofo. i've been busy working on the new version of natalie.net, and i can now make email addresses for people @natalie.net. i'm gonna go home and sleep now.
Tuesday, October 03, 2000
its a crazy day.
Saturday, September 30, 2000
we are here to save the earth. E R F. i think its the last day of september. hm. i don't like autumn. i am gonna change natalie.net all around soon, but i am really busy right now so that is why i haven't gotten to do much for it yet. don't worry though.
Monday, September 18, 2000
i am going to the beach for a while, so send me some email while i'm gone so i can kinda feel special. adios amigos.
Tuesday, September 12, 2000
this is for the girl who has had the locker next to mine for two years FUCK YOU . goddamn, she is so fucking annoying.
i need some good fun. fun fun fun
Sunday, September 10, 2000
i went sailing with boy bob yesterday, it was cool, and we chilled on the roof of bondage hahaha. i totally forgot to say thank you, so now i am, and the spaghetti and sandwich were good too! i get to go to the beach in a few weeks for the first time in a few years. i just hope it doesn't decide to get all cold out right when we get there. super bon bon super bon bon. and remember, STAY HAPPY!
Thursday, September 07, 2000
i don't know what the hay this all means, but its kinda creepy, don't ya think? AQUARIUS (Jan 20-Feb 18) Week of September 7, 2000 Near the end of a walkabout through Germany's Black Forest in November of 1978, I had a startling vision. I'd been sleeping outside and eating nothing but apples and brown bread for three weeks. My brain was scoured clean and my whole body surged with an erotic pantheistic strength. Gazing up to the top of a leafless ash tree, I seemed to see hovering there in the grey sky a silvery winged creature resembling a cross between Joan of Arc and Lucille Ball. "In the ninth month of the year 2000," she murmured, "you must deliver to Aquarians this wonderful news: They will have a joyful opportunity to cure the ignorance that if unchecked would many years later be the source of their death."
today is the first day i haven't had to work for a week or so, so it's all good. check this page out. i made it on sunday.
natalie 2:53 PM
Sunday, September 03, 2000
hey all you crazy kids! lol, larry says he used to collect trolls. maybe he is a troll, are u a troll larry? he had one named magic. i was grounded this weekend which sucked, but it was all good cause i met some cool dudes, bob and jon. they're really awesome and really really good at skating. hey bob and jon! bob's hawk is cool too. hm, well tomorrow is labor day and I GET TO LABOR AT WORK!!! but only for 2 hours, so its ok.
Wednesday, August 30, 2000
i think i am going to pass out i just found out about some of my fave dj's playing at nations in october. check it out: ak1200, cirrus, dave aude, dieselboy, dj dara, dj micro, keoki . i can't wait to go. well, today was the second day of school and i've had two days too many of it. we have no rights except to sit there and remain silent unless asked to talk. we can't wear all this stupid shit and we can't do ANYTHING. i gotta go, damn sister wants to use the computer.
Sunday, August 27, 2000
ugh, it is the second to last day of summer and i have to do a school report and go to work. fun fun fun. going back to school always makes me feel like i lost some battle for freedom and i'm just being herded around again. moo. i still can't find the sewing machine. its sunday. i hate sundays. bye.
Friday, August 25, 2000
i went to the fabric store today (thanks larry's mom and larry dogg) and got some cool fabrics to make a skirt. here's version 1.0 of my skirt. i think once i get this one down to exactly perfect, i will make some more and sell em around $23 to $25 each. check it out:for more pics check out this stuff