Monday, September 17
4:32:29 PM:
In the midst of this chaos, and all this pain... I want to take a break from all the circumstances of last week, and try to offer a little humor. I've said all I can say about everything of last week, I want to move on to something that might simply make someone smile. Today, I offer a tried-to-be tradition here of poking fun at the ridiculous subject lines of emails I receive to my Hotmail Inbox. Here goes...


Hell no. I love being in debt! The day I pay off the (prolly) $32,000 I'm in debt will be a sad day... and I feel so jealous of anyone who has a bigger tab than me. Nothing makes me happier when I wake up everyday... than opening my eyes and seeing bills on the table. Hell, it almost turns me on!


Some pictures that come to mind wheh I saw this (not those, sicko) are of Britney, running through bear infested woods... covered in honey. Or... taking her out to sea, tossing her over in the middle of the Atlantic and leaving at full speed. Better yet... finding out Justin Timberlake is really the woman, most of us think he is.

How was that? Anyone? Anyone?



Friday, September 14
4:59:28 PM:
I take part of my last post back... I wanna include a certain Rev. Jerry Falwell to my list of people that make me sick. Probing some news headlines this afternoon I ran into this gem.

As if the fight for gay rights wasn't hard enough... now acorrding to some self-righteous, scripture spewing "man"; they are being blamed for the terrorist attacks. A quote taken from that article... "gays, feminists, pagans and a host of liberal advocacy groups have made God mad and must share the blame for the terrorist attacks this week that took the lives of thousands of Americans at the World Trade Center in New York and at the Pentagon outside Washington. The 700 Clubs Pat Robertson agrees with him on this, as well.

I used to be a devout Christian, but I gave it up for personal reasons I won't go into. I still believe in God though. His "views" make me glad I gave it up so many years ago... cause I (and I am speaking for no one, but myself) would be embarassed to be a Christian after such hate-rhetoric. That is such a presumptious and evil thing to incinuate.

Buy yourself some stock in the shovel industry, sir... thats some mighty deep horse-shit you have to dig your way out of.



Wednesday, September 12
1:53:24 PM:
The only thing that sickens me more than the horror that unfolded yesterday, and the people who did it... is reading that ignorant members of my own society have been targeting all Arab organizations around the country, and spewing shit about retribution and revenge.

An excerpt from an entry yesterday at Thinkdink... When I stopped at 7-11 everyone was quiet except some asshole in line ahead of me asking the girl behind the counter where she was from. She replied "Ethiopia" and he made some remark like, "Oh well, good thing - it wasn't your people."

I wanna be sick, I wanna be a member of some other society... not in the same species as trash like that. It doesn't matter what I think though, it doesn't matter how I feel... these are just my thoughts, and they're not-in-the-same-league as important as the people who are going through this right now. I feel sick, just plain sick.


Tuesday, September 11
10:49:56 PM:
If you're here, reading this... you shouldn't be. I have nothing to say, except what everyone else has been saying since almost 12 hours ago.

I can't believe this happened... this has to be a movie, or the absolute most sickest of jokes. If you need to be on the internet right now... there are better places to be than here. Kottke.org has the most useful list of links I have seen today (other than news sites), than reading anything I could even think of saying.

A few ideas. Give blood. Pray for all the lives lost and their families. Better yet... just go away.


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