It just keeps getting better and better in my chat box. Last night Skip and I had a little fun. We got to laughing so hard we couldn't cum. Anyway I gave it a dingaling title. What does JoJo think about her rhyming partner?

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Skip's A Pip
by JoJo Jinx and Skip

skip says, "why don't you give me a bit of jack off encouragement, I love it when a hot woman orders me to jack it for her"

jojo says, "ok ... jack off for me"

skip says, "I have things well in hand"

jojo says, "stroke that dick while you suck my cummy cunt"

jojo says, "and when you cum i want you to spray it on my pussy and leave some cream for jamie"

skip says, "How do you want it? You want to kneel in front of me and watch?"

jojo says, "sure "

skip says, "Can I have some of the cream for myself?"

jojo says, "ok ... but don't get greedy"

skip says, "It's hard to stop once you get the taste and I could taste you all night long"

skip says, "what can I do for you? anything you want"

skip says, "I want you to be screamin out for more"

jojo says, "here me screamin .... give me your semen"

jojo says, "baby i just want your cum ... i'm not particular about the particulars"

jojo says, "more more ... i need to score"

skip says, "You like it when I stroke it slow or fast?"

jojo says, "yes ... i like it when you stroke ... slow or fast"

skip says, "Jamie's gonna have quite a load to lick up"

jojo says, "rain all over me baby"

skip says, "You sure you want it all on your pussy? I love to drop a couple squirts on those gorgeous tits"

jojo says, "sure baby ... tits ... pussy ... jamies not particular where he licks"

skip says, "this could get seriously messy"

jojo says, "he'll even lick it off my ass"

jojo says, "give me your mess ... right here on my chest"

skip says, "I'd love to stick my tongue up your ass"

jojo says, "i got a creamy ass pie for you to eat ... do it while you beat the meat"

skip says, "on the nipples or do you want it to dribble down your cleavage?"

jojo says, "god it's hard to rhyme with cleavage"

skip says, "lol"

skip says, "I love to lick your beautiful bud"

jojo says, "i'd rather have it on my nipples so i can lick some off too"

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jojo says, "click cobrowse to see what i want"

jojo says, "clit ... jit ... spit .... tit"

jojo says, "that pic is so hot"

skip says, "oh yeah nice creamy titties"

skip says, "I'd love to tangle my tongue with your tongue as we lick my creamy goodness from your nipples"

jojo says, "that would be great ... but first you have to cum on them"

skip says, "I'm ready to spray, whenever you say"

jojo says, "cum on my tits just like the pic"

jojo says, "then we'll lick and suck and swap cum with our tongues"

skip says, "I'll watch it dribble, over your nipples"

jojo says, "do it now bitch .... cum all over me"

jojo says, "go go go go go go go"

jojo says, "i need boy seed"

jojo says, "i want you to wank all over this skank"

skip says, "I'm ready to pump just watch those hips hump!"

jojo says, "i'm yelling and screamin ... give me your semen"

skip says, "with one hand to type, it's hard to jack pipe"

jojo says, "i'm licking your head ... i need to be fed"

skip says, "hold up those breasts and I'll do the rest"

jojo says, "soon i know skip'll ... cum on my nipple"

skip says, "Your hot mouth I love, it fits like a glove"

skip says, "Oh yeah skippy will squirt, straight down your shirt"

jojo says, "i'll never back off while i watch you jack off"

skip says, "my hand's movin' so fast, I know I can't last"

jojo says, "i'm down here kneeling ... getting a feeling"

skip says, "here comes my spray stick those tits in the way"

jojo says, "rain on my face and send me to space"

jojo says, "cum on my mammaries in the back of your camry"

skip says, "watch as I rut and then empty my nuts"

jojo says, "i love when your dickie ... makes my tits sticky"

skip says, "It's warm and inviting like melted glaze icing"

skip says, "Your tits make me cum and so does your bum"

jojo says, "i scream out oh shit ... just cum on my tit"

skip says, "your hot lips make me burn and my balls they will churn"

skip says, "Let's not quibble just watch that cum dribble"

jojo says, "i love watching you wank ... so stroke on that crank"

skip says, "I'm laughing too hard to actually cum now"

jojo says, "something tells me all this rhyming was counterproductive"

jojo says, "i may not get your cum ... but still it was fun"

jojo says, "after you toast it ... this poem i will post it"

skip says, "I'll watch as you drool and beg "give me your gruel""

skip says, "I'll work it and jerk it and then I will spurt it!"

jojo says, "you know that i love it ... so push it and shove it"

jojo says, "i love your sweet stuff ... on my tits or my muff"

skip says, "I've made those breasts cummy, I'm in love with you hunny!"

skip says, "How about a blast in the crack of your ass!"

jojo says, "and i love you skip ... now rub some on my lip"

skip says, "I love when cum drips, from the edge of your lips"

jojo says, "i love jizz jazz and jism ... either her'n or his'n"

jojo says, "i watch you suck tit ... all coated in jit"

skip says, "You say I'm his, I drained all his jizz"

jojo says, "it really seems he has made me all creamy"

skip says, "You're ready, I reckon for a hot sperm injection?"

jojo says, "you say i'm yours ... off my tits your jit pours"

skip says, "Every day when I'm creamin' of you I'll be dreamin'"

jojo says, "i guess you're in luck cause i'm ready to fuck"

jojo says, "i'm jojo the slut and you'll be my mutt"

skip says, "every day when I'm pumpin' it's you I think of humpin'"

skip says, "I'll kneel and beg to lick between Your legs"

jojo says, "i'll eat your balls"

jojo says, "and suck your cock"

skip says, "Doggy style always takes me a while"

skip says, "On a leash in your collar I'll soon start to howlin'"

jojo says, "fuck me doggy style and i'll be your bitch"

skip says, "Jojo, this has been fun but I now have to run"

skip says, "I'll be back soon for more of your poon!"

skip says, "Your the best, thanks jo!"

jojo says, "and so said i ... time for beddy bye"

jojo says, "thanx for your cum ... i'll give jamie some"

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The next morning Nick responded with this dirty ditty.

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The Ballad Of JoJo's Butthole
by Nick

little jojo does her nut
if you don't fuck her in the butt
so lube her anus pink and ravaged
and pump her butt - she thrusts back savage
then fill her nasty ass with cum
so her next guy can suck out some

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Too fucking great!

Well ... I've already got the pictures to illustrate this one but it might be a day or two before it's posted. So for those of you who just can't wait for the latest from JoJo and Lickedlady ...

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Pissing In The Shower

by JoJo Jinx with Lickedlady

I was in my chatbox when Lickedlady came to visit. I was bemoaning the lack of cock.

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lickedlady says, "We got to work with what we have."

jojo says, "Ain't that the truth .... and baby we got enough don't we? Do you feel like sucking cunt? Because I'm on fire."

lickedlady says, "Sure do. Jeez what do you want me to do?"

jojo says, "I'm already close. 69? I'm laying down beside you ... going for your muff with my face. I trap your head between my thighs."

lickedlady says, "Yes!"

jojo says, "Just do what comes natural. Ohhhhh baby .... look at that clit ... you're hot too, aren't you?"

lickedlady says, "Mmmmm. It's yummy in here."

jojo says, "Yummy cummy baby .... Jamie fucked me before he went to work. I give your clit a little suck"

lickedlady says, "Yes gimme it and I'll give you some."

jojo says, "Have you got any cum in yours?"

lickedlady says, "Girlcum."

jojo says, "I eat it up. Licking your tween and playing with your ass."

lickedlady says, "OHHH!"

jojo says, "Mmmmmmm ... you do taste good baby."

lickedlady says, "Licking your labia."

jojo says, "I'm gonna check your other hole. Rimming your asshole with my tongue."

lickedlady says, "Sucking on your pussy lips."

jojo says, "Soooo sweet baby ... eating your butt. Ahhhhhhhhh. Put your finger in my asshole baby .... fuck me ok? I'm drooling all over your butt. Rubbing my saliva around with my finger. Sliding it into you."

lickedlady says, "I'll do you one better. I'll fuck you with a dildo."

jojo says, "Your tight asshole sucks my finger right in. Great baby ....fuck meeeeeeeeeee. I'm sucking your cunt and finger fucking your ass."

lickedlady says, "Yes! Taking the thing and sliding it into your asshole."

jojo says, "Oh yeah .... I hope you lubed it up ... I got one tight ass."

lickedlady says, "Fucking your ass with this dildo and sucking your cunt."

jojo says, "Roll over on your back and let me get on top. I want to sit on your face while you fuck me."

lickedlady says, "Yeah. I lubed it up with my saliva."

jojo says, "I move up to your clit and suck."

lickedlady says, "Sit on me."

jojo says, "I must still be greased up from this morning because it doesn't hurt at all .... in fact it feels great. I take my other hand and start finger fucking your cunt."

lickedlady says, "Awesome."

jojo says, "You're getting a double penetration with a clit lapping on the side."

lickedlady says, "Eating you out big time."

jojo says, "I'm using my fuck finger in your pussy rubbing your pubic bone. I push it in further and go for your G Spot."

lickedlady says, "Oh fuck! Sucking and fucking for all I'm worth."

jojo says, "Ahhhhhh ... there it is .... massaging it gently. While I suck hard on your clit .... I'm gonna make you squirt on my face. Suck my cunt .... fuck my ass ... I'm sooooo close. Here I go. Cummmmmmmmming."

lickedlady says, "Yeah I'm gonna piss on you when I cum, which is soon."

jojo says, "Wet baby ... I gushed."

lickedlady says, "Make me cum. Yummmmm."

jojo says, "Heres some more cum. It's running all over your face."

lickedlady says, "Licking it up cause I wanna cum."

jojo says, "Stroking your G Spot firmly. Baby ... female ejaculate isn't piss. I'm still getting it."

lickedlady says, "More more. I know it isn't."

jojo says, "Multiples baby. Squirt on me tooo."

lickedlady says, "But I wanna piss on you."

jojo says, "Cumming again. Piss on my tits but cum on my face first. Here's some more cum from jojo."

lickedlady says, "Okay, do it some more."

jojo says, "Double fucking you with both fuck fingers. I am lover."

lickedlady says, "Oh soon."

jojo says, "I can't stop. I just get wetter and wetter."

lickedlady says, "Oh! Cummming on your face."

jojo says, "Clear girl jizz all over my fingers. Give it to me bitch."

lickedlady says, "Cum, cum, lick it up."

jojo says, "That made me cum some more. Right in my mouth you slut."

lickedlady says, "Now I'm gonna piss on your titties."

jojo says, "Do it. Stand above me and pee on me."

Lickedlady says, "Standing and pissing on my bitch. Pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. All over your boobs."

jojo says, "Titties ... belly ... pussy .... ass .... all soaked. That feels sooo good .... I'm laughing and laughing. Jamie and I like to get in the shower and pee on each other."

lickedlady says, "Whew . Mmmmmm."

jojo says, "We'll just laugh and laugh while we piss .... it's so much fun .... I don't know why .... I guess because it's naughty."

lickedlady says, "That's sound like a lot of fun. That's really hot."

jojo says, "Do you feel better baby ... did I help you out this morning? You made me cum for a week .... I mean multiples on multiples."

lickedlady says, "Yes."

jojo says, "I was jamming both hands in and then typing .... my keyboard is soooo sticky. Goooey clear girl cum. Baby I gotta pee now."

lickedlady says, "Can you email me and tell me about the times you and Jamie piss on each other?"

jojo says, "Sure."

lickedlady says, "In the shower?"

jojo says, "Let me pee on your ass. Sure."

lickedlady says, "That's a really hot story."

jojo says, "Get in the shower and bend over .... I'll climb up your back and piss down your ass crack. Ok?"

lickedlady says, "Make it quick I gotta go."

jojo says, "Ok are you ready?"

lickedlady says, "Piss on me."

jojo says, "Pisssssssssssssssssssssssss. Here's some more."

lickedlady says, "Mmmmmmmm."

jojo says, "Pissssssssssssssssssssssssss. Oh god baby .... it's running down the back of your legs .... that felt sooooo good. Here baby ... let's turn on the shower and rinse off."

lickedlady says, "Yes."

jojo says, "I really did go piss .... I pretended I was on you when I did."

lickedlady says, "That was so good."

jojo says, "I got some nice cucumber soap .... let me scrub your ass and your cunt. I love a quickie in the morning."

lickedlady says, "Please don't forget about that story. It makes me horny just thinking about it."

jojo says, "Ok baby .... I'll find some pics too. Bye bye .... I love you."

lickedlady says, "Thanks so much bye."

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I really do love being pissed on. But I'm saving my face for cum. I love to feel cum rain down on me but somehow piss on the face just isn't appealing.

Anyway Lickedlady sent me an email.

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Hey JoJo,

I need to hear about your times with Jamie in the shower where you piss on each other and laugh. I just see it, the yellow pee mixing with the clear water all over you and him. Damn, I'm masturbating already. I NEED to hear this story. Thanks so much.

Licks for you and your hot piss, Lickedlady

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So here goes.

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I was writing a story at my computer one day when Jamie said, "I gotta piss JoJo. Why don't you go stand in the shower and let me pee on you. Well he'd been after me about this ever since he started looking at this girl on the internet who was into water sports. It didn't really sound good to me but I thought, "What the fuck?". So I said, "Just let me finish this story and I'll let you do it in the shower." I needed a shower anyway.

So Jamie went and got a beer and sat down and watched me write. I was naked and he had a big boner which was kind of distracting so it took me longer than I thought it would. He drank one beer and went and got another. I think he had what is called a piss hardon. And he was still loading up.

The funny thing is that by the time I finished writing my story I was ready for it. We were already naked so we just jumped up and got in the shower. He started pissing on my belly. It was soaking down my white furry place, piss running down my cunt and my legs. He aimed a little higher and sprayed piss all over my tits.

For some reason we both thought this was funny. We were just laughing and laughing while he was peeing. If he peed on my feet it was funny. When he peed on my tits it was even funnier.

After he was done I turned on the shower and started to rinse off. I needed it. I was soaked in yellow pee. Jamie stood behind me, reached around and started soaping my tits. His cock was laying in my ass crack. All of a sudden I got a warm feeling on my ass and running down the back of my legs.

"Are you peeing again?" I asked.

He said "Yes" and he laughed. "The running water made me piss some more."

I held the shower head over my shoulder and ran the water down my back and onto his cock. I guess it was the two beers he drank because he just kept peeing. Before you know it we were both laughing our asses off again.

So after we washed up we dried off and ran into the bedroom and fucked like bunnies. I mean we were so hot we did everything. I sucked him hard. He fucked my cunt and my ass. He finally came all over my ass cheeks and we fell asleep.

He woke up before I did, carried his morning wood into the bathroom and took a leak. When he got back to bed I said, "I have to pee too."

He said, "So what? You pee every morning."

I looked him in the eye and said, "In the shower?"

Well he just thought that was a great idea. We couldn't keep our hands off of each other as we walked to the bathroom. I leaned back against the shower wall. He stuck his cock between my legs but not in my cunt. I let loose. It ran all down his cock and his legs. We were laughing and laughing. I couldn't believe how much fun it was.

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So that's "Pissing In The Shower". I hope everyone enjoys it as much as Lickedlady, Jamie, and I did.

I added a sex advice column, New Sex Advisor, that focuses on G-Spot Orgasms. It is written by Arte, founder of the New Sex Institute and has some really hot stuff in it.

From White Widow

The lights were out. Frank Sinatra was singing "Something's Gotta Give" on the record player. There were five songs on each side of the 45.

"Are you sure you're up to this, Jack?" Loretta whispered. It was another one of their jokes.

"I'm sure." he said.

They were in their bed, they were kissing hard and his hands were caressing her body. She smelled of a perfume with a French name she had bought for herself last year. Her lips were large and moist. How she felt to his touch was all he knew of how a woman's body feels. It was the sensation of touching something soft and smooth and loose.

Then in the darkness of that room and of his mind came the face of the White Widow in the fifth-row left-side window seat.

The lips against his got smaller and tighter. The skin under his hands got silkier and tighter.

His nostrils suddenly were filled with the fragrance of an expensive bath soap, as if she had just stepped out of a white porcelain bathtub with legs on all four corners...

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"You are definitely all right, Jack," Loretta said when they were finished. "I don't think you have ever been more all right, Jack, Jack."

He got out of bed to clean himself up. He went to the bathroom.

He could not remember ever feeling better or worse. He was not sure he could ever do this again. He was not sure he could ever again make love to Ava and Loretta.

It wasn't fair to either of them.

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Well .... Jim .... that's the hottest --- I've ever read.

Well, at Real Wives, Real Amateurs, Real Nasty I have my links in a database and a program randomly generates the listing each day. Jen came out on top again and I sent her an email. So she sent me some more pics.

I posted a great story by Mick Carlo, Hot Smoke And Sassafras.