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Wednesday, July 19, 2000
Here's a bit of surl related to comics, media, lonerism and the X-Men. Topical AND surly. What more could you ask for?
surl! | posted by Jasperated Telephonico at 7/19/2000 7:57:28 AM

Monday, July 17, 2000

Hmmm. If this works right, I should now have images.
surl! | posted by Jasperated Telephonico at 7/17/2000 3:00:36 PM

Friday, July 14, 2000

Amusement of the day - Windows 2000 to be used on... an aircraft carrier?

Yes, it seems Microsoft has leveraged their investment in a shipyard to ensure that Win2k will be used as the operating system for the in-planning CVN 77; is this the first step towards total world domination, or is it the first step towards piles and piles of wackiness? "Sir, we can't deploy the aircraft carrier just yet, we're still installing service packs..." And god help us if anyone decides to play a war simulator on the darn thing...

Somehow, the thought that much of our nation's vital defense infrastructure is running Windows just doesn't fill me with a lot of confidence.
surl! | posted by Jasperated Telephonico at 7/14/2000 6:46:34 AM

Monday, July 3, 2000

I am at work on a Monday. That just says it all.
surl! | posted by Jasperated Telephonico at 7/3/2000 2:43:17 PM

Something I just had to quote. Maybe it's just the morning "anything even mildly funny can make me bust out laughing" thing, but... From Wired News, a quote:

Sexually explicit stories featuring small, fuzzy pictures of naked people are now available to anyone, anywhere, 24 hours a day.

What a great world we live in, innit?
surl! | posted by Jasperated Telephonico at 7/3/2000 8:07:25 AM

Friday, June 30, 2000

Yesterday was my birthday. I feel old. Well, no, I feel like I always do, which is to say, like I need about two more hours of sleep a day than I actually get.

And now, some picks from my links collection... First we've got The Brunching Shuttlecocks, a humor group, noted for such features as 'Pikachewy' and the Self-Made Critic.

Next, there's Know Your Enemy, a feature on 'black-hat' hackers, the article that's had Pakistan's most l337 h@x0r5 slapping their foreheads for the better part of a week. Apparently a security group set up a box specifically designed to lure in hackers, so that they could watch the attacks in motion... And the hacker group was stupid enough to, after penetrating the security, install an IRC-bot to protect their ownership of a channel. Of course, having the IRC-bot installed meant that the security group could now log everything discussed by the so-called hackers...

And for the humorist in all of us, there's The Scopes 'Monkey Trial', or 'A 1925 Media Circus'. Fun for the whole family! A classic example of defenestration! A history lesson! But wait! There's more!

For more solid reading, there's Bookface, where you can find books and such, as well as a pair of scripts from un-produced episodes of the doomed television science fiction series Crusade.

There. Go. Enjoy.
surl! | posted by Jasperated Telephonico at 6/30/2000 12:13:28 PM

Thursday, June 22, 2000

Oh my God.

I'd heard about The Stinkymeat Project but I had no idea just how bad it was until I actually went to see it. 19 days of photographically documented decay of a plate of rancid meat. Pictures that made me vaguely ill merely to look upon them. Sardonic commentary. I am in awe.

Why didn't I think of this?
surl! | posted by Jasperated Telephonico at 6/22/2000 10:16:54 AM

Wednesday, June 21, 2000

Today's dose of wackiness:

X-Men: A Little Prayer, a satire of the new X-Men movie... as done by the Modern Humorists.
surl! | posted by Jasperated Telephonico at 6/21/2000 9:29:27 AM



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