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This site has recently been redone, and some sections are either gone completely, or are in the process of being integrated into other sections. Please use the links in the upper-right corner to find your way, or begin at the beginning, and adjust your bookmarks accordingly.

For "Diary of a Mad Bride," and for the weblog (previously hosted on blogger), please see archived entries in the journal. The bulletin board -- formerly known as the "talk" section -- is no longer being used, as comments can now be made on journal entries.