Wednesday, February 28, 2001

2:46:34 PM
I want to take a nap.

I need to take a nap.

I'd love to go off on a long-winded rant about the socioeconomic ramifications of a society that does not promote naptime...but I'm too damned tired.

Tuesday, January 23, 2001

12:37:50 PM
I'm officially laughing my ass off!

Monday, January 08, 2001

10:54:41 AM
From my horoscope for today:
"Your patience is exceptional. You can put up with an awful lot more than most people can. You can carry enormous burdens on your shoulders for surprisingly long periods of time. Recent events however, have begun to make you feel keen to draw a drama to a close. You want change and you want it now. You can have it, if that's really how you feel. But you will have to sacrifice something for it. What sense is there today, in being bounced into making some hasty move when you are so close to getting what you have been waiting for?"

I know, I know...but I want it NOW anyway!!!!!!!

Thursday, December 14, 2000

12:30:02 AM
I had an encounter last night that just couldn't go without comment:

I was walking toward Penn Station, on my way home from work. I saw this woman walking toward me, very purposefully, and as the words "Excuse me?" left her mouth I figured I already knew what she wanted: directions.

So we all know, I am the Direction Girl of NYC: I'm asked how to get somewhere at least once a day. I figured this was yet another person seeking navigation.

"Excuse me?"
"Yes?"
She spread her arms wide, one hand holding a cigarette, as if she were being crucified.

"I thought you should know that I worship your ass."

Jaw hanging, I stared at her for a split second, and then simply walked away. The only thought going through my head was, "How does she know what my ass even looks like? I approached her boobs first!"

Relaying this to M later in the evening, he turned, looked at me, and said, "You are now the Ass Messiah."

Awwww yeah...