so many who live by the word discover the image and listen to the sound it's all around you now you have no excuse if ever you did you were misled into thinking when all you needed was to follow the voice of silence.

weary traveler, did you ever doubt that the way was worth finding? lonely soul, did you ever think we would leave you alone? my energy is your energy; my love is your love. why must you go to such extremes? you can find me anywhere.

but the world is in pain. i feel it... for what purpose am i a witness to your pain?

hmmm.... i can see this is going to take some time.
posted by big pyrm at 8:42 AM

Played by myself last nite. Won too. sounds like the pyrm has gone so far west he is east again. "The Point of no Return" Returning from Heaven would have no point. So you cant spit out your gum on the street without getting whipped but you can trip your face off? Finally someone made the rules right side up, but it sounds like a trap. Be careful Pyrm, wouldn't want you getting taught by the rule of the hickory stick.
Houston, I have a problem!
it is where i work and where i live and i cant get away
Is Japan far enough? Running and hiding dont add up
the roads all lead to here. So here I am but I'm not there

all spun around twisted down lost and scared a fumbling frown
I wonder wonder wonder now just who what where who why and how?
posted by rockstar at 11:19 AM

okay, so not only are shrooms legal in japan -- and very, very good -- but so is peyote. and a friend of mine -- suprise, a programmer -- cultivates it. combine that with socialized medicine, social security even for non-citizens, tons of jobs, respect for nature, amazing history, popular appreciation of art, excellent music, delicious food, and beautiful girls everywhere..... ummm, i'm not coming back. please forward my mail to ishigata mizuhomachi. and get your asses here now!
posted by big pyrm at 11:28 PM

See what I mean! When playing with guns becomes a source of entertainment for our understimulated TV tainted youth, cheesedonkeys appear at will, and there is a toss up between the lesser of two evils which will be determined by toothless hicks, bimbo blondes, meathead studs in speedos and everybody's grandma, we must raise our hands to the sky and scream... "HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM!" I'll be over at 8 for fun.
posted by the w2b at 4:50 PM

Sure ... I'll play. Let's make it interesting though, instead of trying to kill ourselves, let's try to kill each other. That way everone loses. Just like real life.

See ya in hell.
posted by funkcat at 12:28 PM

Anyone up for a game of Russian Roulette tonite?
smoking the smoking gun like promised.
posted by rockstar at 10:52 AM

This country- no, the whole frickin' world- is going to hell in a handbasket. Anyone want a ride?
posted by the w2b at 10:30 AM

thanks alot for having me over, we don't get to do fun things like this at my house... my house is dark and I'm not suppossed to come out of the place unless they say so.. can I come out here.. thanks...
oh wow
cheesedonkeys
in the field
near a bush
over there. yea this place is much better
posted by beans&chillymess smith at 4:40 PM

< ELECTION DAY SPECIAL > extra extra read all about it
Pyrm? Are you up to your elbo's in the murky disdain that so many people share for our country's political process? Remember, If nothing else, elections give us a reason to choose a party. And who doesn't love a grand ole party every now and again!
posted by rockstar at 2:20 PM

"If pigs could vote, the man with the slop bucket would be elected swineherd every time, no matter how much slaughtering he did on the side."

- Corsair
posted by big pyrm at 8:56 PM

The G4 powerbook should not be thought of as a tangible piece of hardware, but rather that unattainable ideal of excellence we all push endlessly towards, an ideal that with time will become an outdated cumbersome piece of junk. When the G4 powerbook does come into being I expect live footage of you liberating it from the clutches of corporate megalomaniacs.
posted by rockstar at 1:23 PM

ha! there ain't no G4 powerbook... and i thought i got rid of those pesky clutching crowds with my fantastic plastic filibuster. oh well, back to the pacific... i ate a volcano and it pronounced my name correctly. some fool got a hold of my magic sake and turned the electoral process into a joke. you know how it goes, you sow what you sew; in the end all you're left with is a fleeting vision of miniskirts and thigh-high boots and depleted natural resources. my natural resources consist of: one 86 oz. bottle of pocari sweat, two thousand man-eating cranes, and a pack of smokes. i'm gonna go smoke. sayooonara --
posted by big pyrm at 10:27 PM

I checked some webcam sites and have located 3 of the fallen doodies.

Pyrm is wearing authentic Hindi praying wraps and walking through the streets of SanFran with a Hula hoop slung over his right shoulder and a G4 Powerbook held in a heroic pose above his head. As he passes people they reach for his statin wraps clutching so tightly they almost expose his emminences kibbles and bits.

Funkcat is pimping the W2B outside of "All Nite XXX Revue" in Times Square. Dressed in his white "blow me" pimping attire he readily approaches young suburban boys who have made the long trek into the city and says, "I know you haven't been good boys coming to the city all alone, why dont you come over here and let mommy scold you?" at which point the w2b steps out of the shadows in black patent leather boots almost up to the crack and a latex leotard that with each breath in looks like it is going to expel one of her love moutains into the bewildered faces of the young suburban men.
posted by rockstar at 1:35 PM

Speaking of loads, get a load of this thread on dreamless about hilarious client quotes:

http://www.dreamless.org/ubb/Forum1/HTML/001318.html

For a real hoot search the page for "onion pasty".

What the fuck...when people are out of town is when I WANT them to smear their face in the dipe, not just abandon us. FC and the Pyrm are doing who knows what who knows where, but do we get any updates? Noooo.

Bring it on, world traveler bitches!
posted by Billy Joe Jones at 2:08 AM

Long John Silver's for dinner, Red Lobster for Breakfast
Jewel Jewel Dominicks Jewel Dominicks Jewel Jewel
Load up.

I knew that Billy Joe would find my load and try to make it his own, just like a bass ackwords hillbilly.
Stay in your Lane, Lay in your Stain.
If anyone else would like to blow my load, please obtain permission first.
posted by rockstar at 1:32 PM