Prank Calling Mom at Work

[ring... ring...]

Mom: Hello?

Ivan: (howling)

Mom: Is this Ivan?
posted by ivan bueno at 4:11 PM

Our word for today is 'resign.'

I don't care to say anything more. Despite these words, this post is intentionally left blank.
posted by ivan bueno at 3:02 PM

Usually I would suffer mental indigestion after reading a book in, say, sixty seconds. Ok, I was exaggerating. It'd be a little longer than that. And the last book I've read is 'The Physics of Star Trek.' The book was a fun read even though I'm not a full-pledged Trekkie, and I'm definitely not into *gasp* physics.

Forget about that. I don't really want to write anything today. I just wanted something to do. You know what, I'd rather go out and log ou
posted by ivan bueno at 11:57 AM

After watching the "Ally Macbeal" episode last night alongside "Everybody Loves Raymond," in between commercials, I realized that we, "nice guys," are getting whipped by them -- "hot bitches" -- or just bitches in general. Hey you, bastard, don't you think we should do something about this? A great idea springs to my mind, but it's too early to discuss it here. So go back to your reading "Awaking the Lion Within." Snoogans!
posted by ivan bueno at 12:37 PM

It's about time I start posting something here. But first of all, greetings to the audience visitting my webpage (Yes, the two of you.) The millenium celebration just passed, and my hopes for global self-destruction withered away along with it. Anyhoo, I really have nothing to say, so just to fill this space in your browser, here is the list of movies I bought on video and watched starting last holiday vacation up to date:

- Fargo (Joel and Ethan Coen)
- Seven Samurai (Akira Kurosawa)
- Three Kings (David Russel)
- Reservoir Dogs (Quentin Tarantino)
- Blade (Stephen Norrington)
- Clerks (Kevin Smith)
- Mallrats (K. Smith)
- Chasing Amy (K. Smith)
- Dogma (K. Smith)
- Sixth Sense (M. Night Shyamalan)
- Mystery Science Theatre 3000 (Jim Mallon)
- American Pie (Chris Weitz and Paul Weitz)
- Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels (Guy Ritchie

I've really like all these movies, otherwise I wouldn't have bought them. If you find yourself with nothing to do one afternoon except cutting paper dolls or just staring at the computer monitor watching a bunch of hormonally-challenged adolescents in a chatroom go F*%#! at each other, go rent these films instead, or better, see a movie. The recent movie I saw is 'What Women Want.' After the movie, I still have no absolute idea what women want. But I enjoyed watching the movie, especially Mel Gibson; it's like looking at myself on the mirror. Kidding! Watching the movie with my two cousins and one of them's girlfriend, I've got the feeling that the film came of as somewhat anti-woman, judging from the reaction of my cousin's girlfriend. I could be wrong though.

This is all for now, tata!

PS. Pam, thanks for the picture of Jo's B-day Celebration. Jo, happy 18th birthday, from the bottom of my heart. That's all. Snootchie bootchies!
posted by ivan bueno at 2:56 PM

Hello. I guess this is where I should start posting my message. Yes, yes.
posted by ivan bueno at 11:58 PM