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Monday, February 26, 2001
oh yeah... when i start to get more free time, i'll make some more movies, and other semi-entertaining things for you all to view and mock... but as of right now... yeah... you read the time correctly... it's 5:4? AM... this is usually the only time of day that i am free, when i choose not to accept my 5 hours of sleep. my schedule is mayhem on paper...... artificial intelligence if anyone out there has a tougher, more brutal schedule than this, please e-mail me and describe the pain that you feel...... so that i can laugh at your misfortunes as an attempt to feel better about myself. thx... matt hasn't been updating, because he has a tough time figuring out those little plastic rock things that hold spare keys to your house so that the burglar won't find them... let alone a computer. besides, i think they keep him in a cage over at the rock bottom restaurant when they don't work him... and poke him with sharp objects until he is brainwashed to think that the world is a better place when he serves people their dinners. so... that's just an update on how things are going with us....... how are things going with you??
woah... it took me a few minutes to try to remember my password for this shit... with that said......... screw fuck cock ass damn bitch shit bastard fuck monkey........ there's an update for ya Tuesday, February 06, 2001
well, i have yet another complaint about this "great" university that i attend. there is a shuttle system that transports the students from here to the metro (subway station here in DC) and our tuition pays the salaries for the people that drive these things. i've never really had too much of a problem with the shuttles until this past sunday. this asshole of a driver, who i will call for the sake of anonymity "howard smith"...well, actually that IS his name, was scheduled to pick up people at the metro station at 1:15. now i saw the shuttle coming because i was in a restaurant paying my bill. my girlfriend went out to ask the driver to wait for a minute so that i could pay my bill...keep in mind that it was only 1:13 at this point. howard replied that he was on a tight schedule and left before 1:15. so i walk out at exactly 1:15 and the goddam shuttle is already a half mile down the street. also, the next shuttle won't show up for another hour because they are on a weekend schedule. now howard, your job is to provide transportation for the students here, and that may mean actually waiting for the designated time to come before you leave...we pay your salary that makes it possible for you to support your drug habit and to buy your bitch some nice stuff because of those rough nights of drinking, smoking crack and smacking her up for asking you why you came home so late. i don't know why you don't do your job...i mean it's not incredibly hard to do. all you have to do is look at a clock and drive from point A to point B and back again...i mean if apes could have driver's licenses, they would do your job, but unfortunately you are one up on them because you CAN get a license...so wake up asshole and do your job...fuck it, i'm out - matt c Tuesday, January 23, 2001
while we're in the mode of airing things out... i've got something to air out as well. i really don't give a fuck about what people think about me. i'm going to say what i want, do what i want, and be what i want... and i'm completely amazed by the factor of uptight people around here. i'm tired of people having problems with me for one stupid reason, or another stupid reason. stop taking yourselves so seriously. what i say and what i do shouldn't make a difference to most of your fucking lives. this world seems to be developing into a world that thrives on every single action, and every single word. i'm not going to be what you want me to be, so just get over it, and live your own fucking life. people can bitch and moan about me all they want to, but the fact of the matter is, i don't give a fuck if they have a problem with me. this is who i am. Monday, January 22, 2001
ok, i have a little bit of an issue i would like to air. yesterday i went to the campus cafeteria at 6:14...and i should add that it claims to be open until 6:15, and not only are the doors locked shut upon my arrival, when someone finally opens the door to let me in, i notice nothing but steaming trays of water in the place of where the food should be. now i could be overreacting a little bit, but i would think that the immigrant workers in our cafeteria would want to put in as much over-time there as possible so that they could make time and a half instead of their minimum wage hourly rate to be able to ship the rest of their family to the united states. not only does my school suck, the people that work there also can't tell time...or speak english for that matter. the money i and my parents put into this institution should guarantee that i am able to get my food when i please...if it weren't for the students those shitheads would be out of a job...whatever, i'm going to harris teeter...pice, matt Friday, January 19, 2001
Wednesday, January 17, 2001
actually, the funny part (again, not "ha ha" funny) is that matt spends more time on the computer than i do... yeah... he's the campus expert at AOL Instant Messanger. when i'm on my computer, i do productive things. oh yeah, i do recall a conversation we had when i first set up my computer here in my room... **flashback to October of 2000** and yeah... you guessed it... the backround of my computer is something i found at Digital Blasphemy... so even matt should be able to put 2 and 2 together to figure out that he claimed to be able to create those kind of awesome graphics. so i guess now we're all getting to find out how much of a blowhard, and bullshitter he is. so matt... when are you going to get that jetta? troy nunes?
yea, i'll admit i'm no computer nerd like ryan g...i'll also admit that i never said i could do anything like the graphics you'll see at his Digital Blasphemy link...in fact i think that ryan has way too much time on his hands that he goes around on the internet looking for sites to try and demean me...get a fucking life...oh yea, and it's picasso, not pacasso...DUMBASS...so ryan, when are you hittin' dinner?
oh yeah matt, when you write something here, you have to hit that little yellow button that says "publish" after you post something. do i have to manually show you how to do EVERYTHING, or just every other thing??
yeah, we're all glad that matt has now started to contribute his graphic design expertise to this page. the thing that's kinda funny, but not "ha ha" funny, is that he let someone that is barely capable of drawing stick figures (as evidence in the intro movie) make a much better title bar than him. with that year and a half of graphic design knowledge that he has, i guess one would assume that he would be capable of doing more than making a slate-texture backround, and simply typing "Fuckthisfuckinshit.com" on top of it. i think a 4 year old monkey with two crayons could probably pull that off, let alone a half-witted college student with photoshop + plugins. i think i should make a page devoted to matt's MIND BLOWING artwork, so you all can witness the very next pablo pacasso. the funniest part of it all is that matt claimed, in a serious manner, that he is capable of making designs as are seen at Digital Blasphemy... well i think i speak for everyone when i say: come on tough guy, lets see it! Tuesday, January 16, 2001
i guess all that bitching and moaning by ryan finally motivated me to do something for this joke of a page...well either that or maybe it was that i FINALLY got the time to do something...fuck that fuckin' shit...and i did the banner in 4 minutes... allright pice out
why the hell did it take matt over 2 months to make a simple 2 layer banner that could've been done in 5 minutes?
Well, now i've transferred this blogger thing over to the FTFS site. It seems to work allright... for now. I should probably teach Matt how to post things...... well, after he's done not giving a shit about this site, and leaving everything on my hands. This site is going to be updated a lot, because it's not quite close to being done yet. So, for those 3 of you that are actually reading this, check back often to see the changes. I'm basically waiting for Matt's sorry ass to start contributing what I expected him to contribute. Hopefully if I keep trash-talking him like this, he'll feel motivated to help out. More flash movies will come in the future... so stay tuned. There will be some sort of movie for all you Todd Sauerbrun fans out there somewhere down the line. Allright, this place is beat, i'm out! -Your lovely webmaster, Ryan G |
