Make your own Mr. Men or Little Miss!11:58 AM
I divorce thee.
2:05 PM
67 percent of U.S. citizens have gigantic fat asses
11:58 AM
Everything Better Now In Oklahoma City.
11:52 AM
Watch out for the exploding bananas.
11:42 AM
Stare death in the face.
11:06 AM
Workers who play characters such as Mickey Mouse at Walt Disney World have won the right to clean underwear, the Associated Press has reported. [BBC News]
3:57 PM
Eugene Mirman, the amazing crooning child.
8:39 AM
Make your own Mr. Men or Little Miss!
11:58 AM
We are America!
If we don't wear our seat belts, it doesn't matter, because we have air bags. If the air bags don't deploy, it doesn't matter, because our cars are so beefy, we'll never get bruised. If we need to widen the streets for our all- wheel drives, we will. If we need to reinforce all the bridges in the country, so that they don't buckle and collapse under our 5,800-pound S.U.V.'s, our engineers will do that.
We'll bake the earth. We'll brown & serve it, sauté it, simmer it, sear it, fondue it, George-Foreman-grill it. (We invented the Foreman grill.) We might one day bring the earth to a boil and pull it like taffy. (We invented taffy.)
11:47 AM
The ideal gift for the sodomite in your life.
1:45 PM