Mass Distraction

Thursday, September 13, 2001

I have been absent, I had no words.

Arouse your will, supreme and great,
Practice love, give joy and protection;
Let your giving be like space,
Without discrimination or limitation.

Do good things, not for your own sake
But for all the beings in the universe;
Save and make free everyone you encounter,
Help them attain the wisdom of the way.
-- Prajnaparamita

This pretty much sums up how I feel

A man I respect speaks his mind

The timeline as told by a thread

Page One

Find out if they are safe

Wanna
Help?

Humor

Posted by Booda @ 10:57 AM PST

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Wednesday, September 5, 2001

Hey Mr. DJ

I have been out of it lately. I know I promised I would be around more but I am making major life changing plans. Plus I have been spending a lot of time trying not to hate the human race.

I want to grow up and be super cool gangster DJ just like Super Greg. He is my hero.

This is a sign that my buddy Huggy saw at the infamous Burning Man Festival

SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY, What Would Jesus Crush

Legos got much cooler since I was a kid.

From the people who brought you ant city here is Just Not Cricket

The Turretaphone

A while back I reported that Cartoon Network was going to have a show geared to an older hipper crowd. Well it is out and it is called Adult Swim. It has shows like Space Ghots Coast to Coast, The Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Brak Show and Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law. I think this is the new Must see TV.

Posted by Booda @ 12:33 PM PST

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Tuesday, September 4, 2001

I am fucking stupid

I have no interesting links for you. I don't care that I have no interesting links for you. I don't care that I feel like punching someone in the face right now. I don't think you care neither and that is good because seriously, I have never given much thought to anyone except when it comes to saving women and being the knight in shining armor. Something I cannot do any longer. I can't change anyone for them if they don't want to be changed and I am sick of trying. It is completely futile and a waste of energy.

I just got back from my trip and I am exhausted so this update will be short. I find that Curse of the Jade Scorpion was a great Woody Allen flick so fuck all you Allen haters. He is a genius and is funnier than fuck. Time to stop writing this shit and let you all go to hell in peace.

Posted by lebastard @ 08:31 AM PST

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Tuesday, August 28, 2001

Shaniqua don't live here no more...

So I have been gone for a while, I was on vacation!!! It was nice and relaxing and I hardly looked at a computer for 5 days.

But now I am back and relaxed just in time to give you people the update you deserve.

While sitting around watching the good old Music Television, my friend Brad and I saw a video for a funny little rap song by a couple of weird looking white kids called Little T and One Track Mike. The song was called Shaniqua. This had to be one of the funniest rap songs I have heard since Skee-lo wanted to be a baller. To hear this masterpiece Click Here

In the vein of hamster dance, here is Stephen Hawking Dance

Wesley from Star Trek has his own Website. Honestly I always disliked the guy and thought him a horrid geek, but after reading his weblog I am sad to say that Wil Wheaton and I are a lot alike. I now fear and respect the man.

Remember how much fun it was to burn ants with a magnifying glass? Thanks to Ant City You can burn People and cars and even a heilocopter.

CamelToe.org is a site dedicated to the strange phenomonon.

Posted by Booda @ 10:59 AM PST

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Friday, August 24, 2001

I am not happy.

I don't link anyone from this site. I don't link anyone from my own site very often. I don't really care. I don't really think you should go anywhere except read everything in here in the archives. Don't bother going anywhere else, because all this shit is funnier than hell. Goddamn Booda is the man.

iswallow Now onto my real update. There is a movie I just saw that I think is wonderful. It is called "I Swallow Three". This movie is packed full of chicks doing it every which way and then getting a bunch of jizz in their mouths for the camera, then swallowing it. Goddamn what a sight. I have not seen a porno this great in awhile, even though I had a glimpse of nine and it looks pretty damn good. The third one consists of several scenes.

The Sperm Bank: these two chicks lick each other out until they are so wet and wanting. Some guy comes in and just bangs the blonde one. The brunette was obviously payed less since through out the Sperm Bank scene she did not screwing or swallowing. The blonde one who was not as hot did all the screwing and sounded so yummy. When the guy came, he came into a cup and the blonde one went outside and drank it all. The next guys to come in are two black guys and still the brunette does no screwing but oh well, she sucked the cock quite well. Both black guys jizzed in the blonde ones mouth and she swallowed.

Hooker Alley 1: This whore gets picked up off the street and she fucks this guy. He cums in her mouth and again more swallowing ensues. What a great scene though, she fucks like an angel, not that I ever fucked an angel before but, you know what I mean. She was fairly hot except you could tell she was kinda old. Her booty was WRINKLY. AGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.

Blissful Event: Some brunette named Bobbi is sitting around on the phone when this guy comes in and fucks her brains out then swallows his cum. YAY

Hooker Alley 2: Some vietnamese bitch takes it from the same guy in all the above scenes and again more swallowing. You guessed it; this is a swallowing vid. Okay sure this is boring, but some of the fucking is great. But most of it is the same formula.

There are more scenes but I think you get the idea. Anyways. I am going to watch more and see if there are any real meanings inside the film. Perhaps I may be able to find out what the motives of the murderer and the suspect are. May be the cop might just get the criminal, I am not sure. But it doesn't look like it.

Posted by lebastard @ 02:50 PM PST

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Wednesday, August 22, 2001

Wooo Hooo!!!

I hadn't planned on posting today as I was tired and feeling like crap. But sometime while I was ~~Walking around in a drunken stupor~~ hard at work, Mass Distraction archived 10,000 hits. I can't believe it. In less than a year 10,000 people have come here looking for crap, most were disappointed. This is a big milestone for this site.

So aside from that I only have one thing to post today. It is the brand new Microsoft operating system.

Windows RG

Posted by Booda @ 04:17 PM PST

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Tuesday, August 21, 2001

Wake Up Sleepy Jean....

I just can't wake up today. It is like my brain has gone into hibernate mode. I think it may have something to do with the weather. You see is has been hotter than a Golden Girl Orgy around these parts lately. But yesterday it got unseasonably cold and storm like. When ever the weather get like that all I want to do is sleep.

But because I love you people, (and the money I get from working), I got my happy ass out of bed.
Don't you feel special.

Now... stuff...

JESUS, where did I put my Hat?

This gives a whole new meaning to 3 strikes and your Out A man protesting low pay wages has cut off his testicle. This is after last years incident where he actually cut off his penis.

The Truth about the Moon Landing.

Text Bunny

Hell and to think I was just Molesting Statues for fun, I should have taken pictures.

First Caffinated Water, now Nicotine Water What next? Crack Water?

Posted by Booda @ 11:11 AM PST

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