The 360kickflip team has gone underground. We are taking measures to attain our freedom. An extreme right wing christian sect of data pirates is on our trail. We will do our best to keep you informed.//////...data encryption initiated.
ontherun@360kickflip.com
7.31.2001
ROCKPANTS is devolving.
posted by Eric Frommelt
12:10:47 PM ///////

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6.5.2001
just got released from the St. Petersburg Hospital... everything is fuzzy... are there any team members left?
posted by Emo *
2:11:14 PM ///////

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test... test... hello?
posted by Emo *
2:07:33 PM ///////

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is this still on? hello... testing...
posted by Emo *
2:06:59 PM ///////

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3.17.2001
Here is our target. I don't have a full understanding of this high tech computer language. Hopefully it will get through. Destroy this target.
posted by word fingers
2:38:49 PM ///////

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3.11.2001
I've been living in an abandoned ballroom at a dilapidated amusement park. I've come into contact with an underground community. Their vigor for life amazes me. They spend most of their days reading 1950's sci-fi and skateboarding. The ballroom is next to an old roller coaster called the Jack Rabbit. The property is owned by a minister. No one comes around. At his church, he charges the elderly $10 to cash their social security checks. Meanwhile, he's living in a twenty-room mansion out in the suburbs. Slacker X
posted by word fingers
11:39:18 AM ///////

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3.7.2001
Note from the underground. Something I found. What will be the end of the world What I think will happen to end the world. I think that all the crazy men/women who are in prison will get out. They will do what they did to get in prison. The one that was killing people will kill the people the same way they did whatever they killed then had sex with them or raped them then killed them. The ones that stole the cars would be killing people trying to a away from the cops. Killing cops in the process to.
posted by word fingers
4:45:21 PM ///////

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2.28.2001
Barbados Mission Summary. Day 1 - arrived in Barbados at approx. 6:54 a.m. met Vasquez at airport and proceeded to safe-house. 7:30 a.m. after a brief breakfast, Vasquez gives me the low down. full text follows: "Emo- the situation is critical, several "missionaries" arrive here approx. 2 weeks ago. they seemed harmless enough at first until some friends of mine saw men in black jumpsuits with gold crosses embroidered on the sleeves unloading large, unmarked barrels out of a black van near the clinic the missionaries had come to "oversee". upon further investigation, i found that the barrels contained small firearms, plastic explosives, dried food, and copious ammounts of X. i managed to infiltrate the clinic posing as an average townie seeking salvation. what i uncovered was a cult like atmosphere. several men and women were passing out small cups of juice laced with X while a "preacher" spoke of the evils of America and it's lack of good old-fashioned family values. he went on to sub-consciously suggest to the towns people that it was up to them to renounce their hedonistic ways and join the "New Conquerors for Christ Movement". i played the part of zombie and eventually slipped out of the clinic unnoticed. the situation is dire- one by one, the town is slowly being swallowed by these missionaries. we need to defuse this situation as rapidly as possible." 8:00 a.m. - we begin Project K.
posted by Emo *
10:46:46 PM ///////

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2.23.2001
Slacker X just checked into the VA Hospital in Chillicothe, Ohio. For the sake of the universe, let's hope the right doctors work with him. Most of the time he goes over to the ballfield and watches theChillicothe BlueJackets play baseball. When he's not watching baseball he's reading soviet bloc sci-fi.His favorite writers are from Hungary. A couple of rejects from the Tempest Project have been trying to get a hold of him.
posted by word fingers
3:59:59 PM ///////

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2.22.2001
I taste blood. Can't feel my legs. All I remember is white light, and the face of a woman. All of my tools are now just so much useless plastic crushed in the alley. So sloppy of them to leave a body. Unless I am the messenger. Very tired. Everything is so heavy. Dark.
posted by Adam Rizer
7:52:13 PM ///////

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2.15.2001
I've been routing my data through Tokyo for three days now, clean data is good data. My cleaners are loyal and cannot be bought. I met them in '92 when I was doing some freelance encryption for a group of russians who were trying to sell off Saddam's data mines after the Gulf War. I hook my guys in Tokyo up with VHS dubs of Miami Vice...they love that shit. They are fanatical about Crockett, I keep telling them that The Fall Guy is the way to go but they're not buying it.

Things have been fairly quiet around here for a few days, which worries me. The christians are stealth, but not like this. Something's going to blow up soon, I can feel it.

posted by Eric Frommelt
11:04:13 PM ///////

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2.13.2001
Data pirates seem to be trying to hack the site. jfhowify3432987ofh.qJ*(&*Y(*&)^UGL677483Y2ULOHLKJDHSCLF &*^(&%^&%*8R5O987623701947%$#$$*%*&^)&OOLSIAODKJ EEEEKJHLSHDLJADLUYND.;eyupwqUDH;LQUDGoq7DUDH;DHlDJH DFHODY;qIDH;Ldhloidpqoidhoiehqoehldhpueh;lqdh;lqdh;l;POH;Q0U. FUCK.
posted by Emo *
12:43:15 PM ///////

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Off to Barbados this p.m. to meet with Vasquez- something about missionaries and brainwashing. More details to come.
posted by Emo *
12:39:53 PM ///////

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I managed to secure some very interesting documents pertaing to a certain church in Indianapolis, which put the final touches on plans to shut it down. This newest development should ensure that the Conquerors for Christ back off Team 360, but I take promises from stool-pigeons with a grain of salt. Crippling their financial backing is going to take more than just shutting down one little church. And working with the courts only gets you so far.
posted by Emo *
12:31:54 PM ///////

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It's been a rough couple of days. I decided that waiting around for BAC to make their way to NYC was not conducive to maintaining our NYC stronghold(s). Armed to the teeth and hungry for some anwers, I made my way to the greater Boston area and cashed in a few favors so I could track down some of the BAC operatives. Taneekah crumbled in a matter of minutes. She told me that Cabra sent some bruisers to "deal" with E (it was too late to warn him). E can handle himself so I didn't sweat it, but I did take out some of my frustrations on her pretty little face. Turn the other cheek indeed.
posted by Emo *
12:23:29 PM ///////

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2.11.2001
I just spoke to Slacker X. He was playing the slots at the Belmont Casino, Atlantic City. No high rollers there. Just a bunch of low lifes cashing in disability and welfare checks. It's not their fault. When you're lied to long enough you're bound to become a slave. Get rich, marry a blonde, and retire to Sarasota. That's what they've been saying on the television. He's no good to the cause. He can barely keep himself alive. He talked about heading out west, maybe get a job on a cattle ranch or on an Alaskan fishing boat. I didn't have the heart to tell him the frontier is closed. America is all the same: One Red Lobster, Best Buy, and Wal-Mart after another.
posted by word fingers
1:55:45 PM ///////

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I was captured yesterday. Three men, very strong, masks, Armani. I was fed bolts and pure nicotine. My nanodescrambler was engaged, they could not deprogram me. I am unstoppable. I saw my PowerBook in the corner next to a photograph of Susan Lucci. They were distracted, I unleashed some jujitsu, grabbed my PowerBook and fled. Chinatown....Canal street...dim sum. I came within an inch of being destroyed by a cab....blindsided....ether....memory loss. I woke up in Brooklyn with some cats and a plate of food next to me. Someone is looking out for me.
posted by Eric Frommelt
5:37:04 AM ///////

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2.10.2001
Strange things are happening with this palm.
Spontaneous scrambling of ##$@SSEE@#%SSS
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posted by Adam Rizer
8:55:50 PM ///////

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2.8.2001
My grandfather was a Baptist Minister. I have never really known him, only his beliefs. He and my grandmother have separate bedrooms. It has been that way since I can remember. They have never considered divorce. They are often very unhappy. They said they were worried about me when I quit attending church. I think they were more worried about all of my Nietzsche books, and my interest in Buddhism.
posted by Emo *
9:38:56 AM ///////

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2.7.2001
St. Regis Hotel assignment complete. Not safe to discuss further. I think my phone lines are being tapped.
posted by Emo *
8:03:32 PM ///////

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my decoy worked. the bugs are in place.
posted by Adam Rizer
6:58:00 PM ///////

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As the rest of the 360 team knows, I have acquired very important documents pertaining to the leader of the Conquerors For Christ Ministries. Though they are believed to be a harmless Born-Again Christian Organization, I have discovered that within the sect is a team of mercenaries, posing as musicians. They have been systematically carrying out the orders of one Pastor Gabe Cabra, who has been linked to The Tempest Project, and several other questionable "programs". The mercenaries are calling themselves BAC collectively and embarking on various missions across our country. BAC operatives Kenneth, Taneekah, David, Paul, and Eliana are very dangerous and well versed in many forms of martial arts, explosives, and recon. A brief history of BAC follows: BAC Ministries was born out of Conquerors For Christ Ministries, North Dartmouth, MA in the Spring of 1996. By born, I mean that CFC Ministries is the spiritual back bone that helped launch BAC into a ministry itself. It is the vision of Pastor Gabe Cabral who has an undying determination to make sure that young people are wrapped up in the love and message of Jesus Christ. He gave BAC the freedom to praise God in a new way, with music that this generation can relate to. His philosophy is this: The message is the same, but the method has changed. CFC continues to give BAC whole-hearted support in every way possible, and together they are spreading the Gospel to the world. Team members be warned, this little Bio/History is clever propaganda aimed at youths not equipped with our vast knowledge of brain washing techniques. The BAC team recently "performed" in Boston, and there is strong reason to believe that they will be in the NYC area soon. Drastic measures must be taken.
posted by Emo *
10:49:57 AM ///////

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Part of my youth was spent at a catholic grade school, where, in addition to learning the stations of the cross, I was introduced to basic phone phreaking by a catholic priest. Father Dave put on a good show, he was young, handsome and could tell a good joke. He also had a strong appetite for whiskey, hockey games (he was a devout Islanders fan), and women (preferably tall and under 30). He had major issues with established government and big business. He especially loathed telecom companies. He felt communication between human beings was a gift from God himself and therefore tools that enabled such communication should be free. I served as an alter boy when I was 11 and when I expressed an interest in computers to Father Dave, he began sharing his knowledge with me. I haven't been the same since.
posted by Eric Frommelt
1:08:09 AM ///////

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2.6.2001
Name: Emo. Birthplace: Cascade Mts.(Oregon) Military Service: Dishonorable Discharge (no data available). Initial Operation: Classified. Specialties: high-powered sniper rifles, explosives, Afghanistany torture techniques, recon, language manipulation, finances, and nuclear devices. Origin: Spawn of draft-dodging hippies that were last seen outside of Portland Oregon, 1987(whereabouts still unknown). Last Seen: Leaving an abandoned subway station on Manhattan's Lower East Side.
posted by Emo *
6:49:30 PM ///////

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name:robot birthplace: an abandoned coal depot 1 mi. south of Youngstown Sheet and Tube. military service:once tried to join the navy but was permanently expelled after he hacked all the payphones while waiting for the recruiter. initial operation:PTL project specialty: reality hacking (gaining access to and exploiting all forms of analog information) origin:classified last seen:scaling a fire escape across from the Mtv building carrying silly putty and a slinky
posted by Adam Rizer
5:35:35 PM ///////

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In the mid-80's the government funded a top secret program in West Virginia. The official name was the Tempest Project. Some conspiracy theorists have linked the project to the disappearance of over 2,000 suburban teenagers. The majority were males. The theorists are either locked up or they are no more. The Divine Right has denied all access to the documents.
posted by word fingers
1:50:57 PM ///////

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it's just not getting any better on my end of things. Bad enough that Darnoc and his men have been discovered and sent into hiding, but now i've learned from one of my over-seas operatives that some of our funding has been compromised. in the wee hours of last night / this a.m.The Robot and i nearly got our clocks cleaned in a weapons deal gone wrong, but managed to gain an advantage when E showed up with guns blazing (The Robot finally got his Palm communications system running). after a short scuffle, we made our way back to the brooklyn safehouse and The Robot made quick work of the encryption module. apparently the christians have solicited the help of the French Justice Ministry, and are planning to make short work of the 360Kickflip Team. we have plans of our own.
posted by Emo *
9:56:09 AM ///////

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In my search for the robot, I stumbled on a hideout in chinatown occupied fairly recently by the christians. All I found was a newly constructed encryption module made of plywood, fishing line and wooden spools. If anyone can crack this, it's the robot. The christians have gone analog. It also appears that they're working on some pretty advanced pinball circuitry. Word Fingers is on the case.
posted by Eric Frommelt
1:15:43 AM ///////

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2.5.2001
taken from the pages of The New York Independent-Citizen-police blotter-a man was apprehended in Atlantic City last night. All he told the police was that he was making some extra cash restoring old Bally tables. The police found some circuit boards that have not been used since the mid-80's.
posted by word fingers
7:23:31 PM ///////

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More bad news: I have made contact with DARNOC. His cover has been blown by net-savvy Christian extremists. MC C-Rad (aka- Darnoc) and his Christian Rap cohorts have scattered to parts unknown. Our recon is being sabotaged. This does not bode well. The leg is healing, and I have also established contact with The Robot. He assures me that a meeting of the Rockpants Army shall take place soon.
posted by Emo *
1:09:28 PM ///////

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Almost twenty-four hours without sleep.When I found my encryption guy he had a .38 caliber bullet between his eyes and his office was in, shall we say, disarray. I lifted a palm from one of those second rate electronics stores on Broadway today so hopefully I'll be able to secure instant communication capabilities soon. If we can reach Slacker X, we just might stand a chance.
posted by Adam Rizer
12:28:56 AM ///////

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2.4.2001
The package has been taken care of, along with the two goons that were tailing me. Just before I eliminated goon number 2, he told me that operatives are being deployed in Slacker's area. I tried to contact him immediately- I think he got my hurried message, but it might be too late for him. There's no one to trust anymore, and the team is too spread out. E is unreachable and The Robot is knee deep in a mess of his own- at least that's what i gather from the voicemail he left me. I tried to meet him at the specified location, but the shrapnel in my leg needed tending. My favorite pair of Dickies pants are ruined, The Robot is in trouble, and some heads are gonna fucking roll.
posted by Emo *
6:42:18 PM ///////

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Name: Slacker X Birthplace: Unknown Military Service: Bosnia, Persian Gulf, Somalia Initial Operation: Tempest Project Specialty: Obliteration of refugee camps and small villages Origin: Classified Last seen: The Boardwalk, Atlantic City
posted by word fingers
1:16:16 PM ///////

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No sign of any team members anywhere. What the hell is going on? I wish we'd never stumbled across this mess. Well whining isn't going to change anything, and there is to much at stake to give up now. I've got a guy in Bed-Stuy that has been working exclusively on triple DES stuff and he's in tight with the EFF folks and 2600. I just hope he's as down as he thinks he is. I didn't realize how much I trusted those guys until I suddenly had no one to trust. God damn it!
posted by Adam Rizer
3:16:27 AM ///////

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I haven't seen or heard from E in almost two days. Then an hour ago i got a mysterious phone call saying only "get out they know everything." I left the building and got ten blocks when i noticed the black Cadillac. I leapt for the nearest fire escape and climbed across rooftops almost a quarter of the way across Brooklyn. I'm going to try to find Steve, God I hope he's gotten rid of that package.
posted by Adam Rizer
12:49:07 AM ///////

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2.3.2001
My laptop mysteriously disappeared from my safehouse in Queens. They are closer than I thought. I hacked together a Powerbook 170 so I could start communicating again. Haven't spoke to the rest of the team for days...I hope they're ok.
posted by Eric Frommelt
11:08:57 PM ///////

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Fight the power!