Recently uncovered typoscripts from the library of Mundanus Shortrue Hill

To The Reader:

Please feel free to enjoy this miffives in the fpirit in which they are intended.

Inference is a logical technique, not a means of living.

Thank you.

The Archivist.

17.5.00

One and one is two, two and six are eight, even though the first flight was cancelled, I wasn't too late, Hidey Hey

A Division Runs Through It

Greetings from the Middle West. Having just recently awoken in the Central Zone, I find myself exceedingly disoriented.
Regular readers and others will be pleased to note that Mr. Matthew Lusk is doing quite well for himself here. I have yet to see the latest in wood fashion from him, but I am looking forward to it.

Today on my agenda is to perform the duties of sports writer for Pennant Post Magazine. I shall endevour only the best

Yours by the Wolverine Sea
posted by David Hill 10:48:14 AM

15.5.00

Render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's, render unto the calendar that which is the climate

An early end to the prime temps

Felicitations and much happiness to Joe and Courtney. I am sure that a lovely time was had by all.

To-morrow will be my last day in Bacchusburg for a week or so. Friendly obligation calls me to the shores of the Sea of Wolveries, to witness the Mastery of Fine Arts by my colleague and companion Mr. Matthew Lusk, of Nessa. I am quite looking forward to the voyage by aluminum sail, with a stop in the city named after a former Queen Consort, Charlotte of Mecklinburg. Perhaps the arachnotron will be accessible from the Broad Shoulders, and that I may correspond with you, dear reader, as the week pleasantly passes.
There is more that I have to say, but as the kinescope needs adjusting, it will keep.

Yer Obd't S'vt.
posted by David Hill 12:03:41 AM

12.5.00

The lazy flow of the river Arachne makes me reflect

Factors of fiber and husks


My deepest and sincerest apologies to all those who have browsed theses pages in recent days with no satisfaction. You are free to choose a second, I will feel free to flee.

Currently the local auroratic tube is bogged down in some process of digital smelting or another, and thus I am free to update these pages.

Things are well. See you around. Fo Tay Fi!
posted by David Hill 5:19:16 PM

29.3.00

Heeeeeeeeeere viens une autre chosseeeeeee!

Time spent, attention wasted

Rétournons! Rétournons!
Rétournons à Ville Athèns!
Rétournons, Rétournons!
À la plus mieux place sur Terre!
Rétournons, rétournons
À cet doux, familier bruit
D'une clôche de Chapelle,
et un cri Georgie...
Rétournons à Ville Athens!

posted by David Hill 10:23:19 AM

28.3.00

When the Syren clones arrive, the needles fly

A Blustery Day for Xenopathy

At rest in the Founder's Quadrilateral. Mr. A.B.E. is doing something that I cannot see.
Life at the M.O.I.- G.R.T. was quite stressful. The information dispersal itself was as light as gossamer, however the local clan of joiners had set in not a yard away. Once the Eternal Light Source malfunctioned and was thus engaged, siren screams became the order of the day. I took my little of the dayer a demihure prematurely.
Allez, vous chiens hirsutes!

Gloire Gloire a vieux Georgie!
Gloire Gloire a vieux Georgia!
etc.

Salut! á la Géorgie en la Dixie!
Une collège honéreux et vrai,
Le Rouge et Noir est son drapeau
Depuis longtemps- sur aujourd'hui comme les ages passé.
Elle est la plus belle du Pays-Sud,
Notr'amour elle a pour toujours.
A notre collège chère, brisons l'air
Salut a vielle chère UGA!!!!!

merci
posted by David Hill 8:40:17 PM

24.3.00

Information Dispersal, straight into the Apalachee

Another spin around the axis, many more guineas

In the City of Good Regard I am located today. This morning I witnessed several avian friends returning or leaving for more suitable climes. It makes me hope that the ornithopter projects in the Oregon Country proceed to fruition.
Today I have had several lovely conversations with persons in all walks of life and of street. However, this afternoon I have been idled, as the local cadre of equitarians has decided to have a long discussion. I believe that the representatives from the local shall not be to far behind, may the Lord forbid. At any rate, I have stolen this opportunity to write to you, dear reader.

Be sure to visit the impromptu agora tomorrow morn at 120 Grady Avenue in the Boulevard arrondisment of our fair bourough. I shall be there from various and sundry wares, some from Cathay, others from Formosa- perhaps a choice item from forbidden Cipangu. Perhaps also the latest in literary fashion from HM's Crown Colonies past and present. I eagerly await your presence there.

In the meantime, it is back on the gossamer high road. I shall see you at the loop back.

Your Obd't Svn't
posted by David Hill 3:52:22 PM

23.3.00

The City of Good Regard

your correspondent begins his new life in Information Dispersal

Finally, the joiners and those who work beneath the surface have made it possible for the local firm to expand across the macadam expanses of Jenningsbourough into a new structure.
Now I am writing from my very own upholstered telegraph station. It is quite interesting, as it has great novelty. I acquired a piece of ceramic from far Cathay, curiously emblazoned with Hellenic imagery. Amazing what can now be found on the banks of the Ivy.

As those you who are acquainted with D.W."C".W. are already aware, the local fishmonger's is rewarding those who are acquainted with various details. It was an exhilarating evening, though I was disappointed with the lack of my chips. And I'm pretty sure that the meat was not cod. Nonetheless, a good time was had by all, and several soverigns were won to contribute to our party's expedition to His Most Catholic Majesty's domains of Easter.

Perhaps more will be contributed by your correspondent later, however, I should fain to return to my labors, lest my taskmaster deny me the privilige of enjoying the latest crops from the valley of the James.
posted by David Hill 2:57:15 PM

Refpond, if you like


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