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i hate black history month.
im not racist or anything but the whole idea is dumb. i mean...the people obviously dont care about their history, i havent been able to find one black person that can tell me who fred hampton is....
also, the reason we have the month is because blacks were done wrong?
what about all the other races that were enslaved? we dont have a month for them now do we?
also, wanna talk about "done wrong"? think about the jewish, they were screwed bad and we dont have a month celebrating them now do we?
didnt think so
it seems as if the black people just want attention and they keep harping on old stuff to get it for them
another thing, black people are always complaining that other black people are always in prison....
wanna know how to stay out? DONT ROB PEOPLE AND KILL THEM
its as simple as that..... not rocket science people.
hmm i hate to say it again but.....
another thing, why do they make the santa claus' black? the "character" he was based on was white, DONT TRY TO CHANGE THINGS
him being white isnt good enough for you?
i guarantee that if the character was originally black that "us white folks" wouldnt change his color
also.....why do you try to change the english language?
im not going to say that white people havent roughed up the edges a little, but wow, black people really did a number on it.
the dialect is awful.
and, whats the deal with having to be so arrogant and proud when you have money?
remember, pride is one of the deadly sins
ok im done with this now....
hope you change your mind about how "great" this month is
also, from now on, march is white history month for me until black history month is abolished |
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| 6.2.01 |
are there any normal guys out there anymore? i'm so sick of all the wrong guys liking me. they're either druggies, obsessed with sex, or really great guys that just don't have any time for me! i'm getting really tired of all the wrong guys liking me! i want a normal, sane guy!!
n-e-way, today sucked. nothing happened.
well, i haven't blogged in a while, so i thought i would even though i don't have much to say!
more later, bye! |
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there, i wrote today..happy? |
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rawk and roll. roll and rawk. and rawk roll. and roll rawk. rawk roll and. roll rawk and.///joshy |
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| 3.2.01 |
my eye didnt come out, and my ear didnt fall off. im still in good shape. |
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| 2.2.01 |
i have a sinus infection. so im not writing today
bye |
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| 1.2.01 |
dont pet bees. when i was 4 or 5, me and my brother were playing outside, and there was this little bee walking on the ground. so i sat down next to it to play with it. i was petting it and messing with its hair. i let it crawl on my pinkie cause it was my new best friend, the son of a bitch stung the fuck out of me. so dont pet bees.
make sure the person youre talking about isnt down stairs listening to you. about...an hour ago, my mom and her boyfriend were in my room watching TV (incest is the best) and i asked them where my uncle was, and right after that i said "man, he smells so bad" and my moms boyfriend walked out of my room and said "hey rob, whats up?" then my uncle said "i know i smell bad, im going to try to fix it" i havent turned that red since i fell in 8th grade. so make sure you know where they are.
dont use the school bathrooms. every time i go in there, it smells nasty. but thats not the worst part. inside the stalls, theres used tampons and pads all over, theres blood on the toilet seats, and sometimes pee. and for some reason, the handicapped bathroom has two toilets. what the fuck is that for? are they so handicapped that its such a hard decision for them to make, so they gave them two of them? damn retards. so dont use school bathrooms.
fat girls shouldnt wear tight clothes. its bad enough that theyre nasty, but they dont need to go around and flaunt their shit. i dont want them to enhance their rolls with their tight shirts.,,,and their ass is so big and their pants are so tight that their ass shakes and moves is weird ways. its gross. and some fat girls think they look so good. sick!!!! so fat girls suck.
if you think youre good, then prove it. in 5th period, my friend robert told me to go in the dark room and make out with him cause hes the "best" ill ever have. so i said "ill go in there, but you wouldnt be able to keep up" so he told me to go in first..and i walked in there with him, then he said "i dont think we should do this here" what a bitch. he just got scared cause he knows that he sucks in bed...and that he just sucks period. i bet that hes sucky in everything that he does and hes not even that hot. so if youre so "good" then prove it!
if you have a boner in class, dont walk around like nothings happening. ive seen so many boners in the last two months. why? maybe its cause im around them...yeah..thats why. nah but seriously, theres this kid in my PE class that i named "boner boy" cause he had a boner all the time. i used to pretend that i wanted to hook up with him. i think he liked it. but...hes u-G-l-y. like so ugly that youd be embarrassed to be seen with him in public. i think his dad owns all the 7-11's in the world. so, if you have a boner at school, announce it to the world..youll feel better.
if youre gonna look like a dumb fuck, you might as well go all out...no explanation needed.
ok enough with those. i really felt bad when i said that my uncle smells. im not sure if its him that smells. but its something. since michael thinks my house "sucks" i guess its my house. tomorrow i wanna go down to main street and take pictures of the weird ass people down there. i dont know if michael still wants those pictures though. one time when me and rachelle went down there, we saw this old man..a dirty old man. i know he didnt take a shower for a few days. but anyways, he was walking around with pee all over himself, and he was drunk as hell. theres this other guy there, hes black and hes in a wheelchair, he must be on crack or something. me and nicole were eating a bj's and he rode past us and started busting up laughing. we're the ones who should have been laughing, hes fucked up looking.
it would suck to be in a wheelchair..and ugly. cause you know youre not gonna get laid, at least if youre good looking and in a wheelchair, the chances are higher. i would be scared to have sex with a guy in a wheelchair, i might break him or something. and it probably would feel as good.
why are they cheerleaders at my school so fucking ugly? theres not one pretty one. i guess being ugly is a requirement at this school. or maybe these ugly whores are trying to prove that ugly girls can do pretty girl stuff too. its not even worth watching them. they just suck. they did this one dance, and they were off count, and they have to rhythm. dumb ugly white bitches. oh wait, theres a black one too.
black people smell like mayonnaise. why? or..they just smell weird. if you havent noticed, go up to a black person and just smell them real fast. then youll know what im talking about. if their body smells that bad...then imagine what they smell like in other places. nasTy. oh wait, im sorry if a colored person is reading this. but the ones ive talked to smell. my friend ashlee isnt racist, sucks for her. when i say shit sometimes shes says "elisabeth youre so mean" im not mean..im just honest.
allergies
suck
i hope you know that you read 968 words, 14 paragraphs, and 55 lines.
so that means that im done now. but i wanna reach 1000. i think i can do it.
lets see, wait i havent said that michael sucks enough yet…soooo michael sucks!!!!!!!!! and hes very very very very gay. hes so gay that….hes has wet dreams about male midget man whores everynight. he has no problem with ejaculation…ask wynn, cause michaels gonna cum all over his face. there, and ive reached over 1000 words.
byEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!! |
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| 1.2.01 |
what the hell? michaels trying to get crazy. what a punk ass. he wishes that he had enough balls to mean all that shit. when i dont talk he says "talk!!" and i dont piss him off, he pisses me off then i call him a dick. but i dont stay mad..i call him a dick and i feel better. so michael...i think youre gay..dont talk shit..especialy when its noT true!!!!!!!
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| 31.1.01 |
ahh this sucks, im soo tired.....and....weak at heart right now...im emotionally drained and tired of lisa....she pisses me off...ALL THE TIME
anytime i talk to her she wont shut up...
im like "SHUT UP!!"
and she still talks
grrrrr does she not get that i DONT want to talk to her?
she should if she doesnt....so lisa, if youre reading this.....shut up
ok im done now....bye kids....and.....
dont do drugs |
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| 31.1.01 |
what the fuck?!!?! i thought that thing on the side was a jelly fish or something..not boobs. that was weird as hell. and what the hell is democracy? i have to write an essay about it and i dont know shit about it. oh well...ill spend useless hours on here trying to find information about it when there isnt any. today jeremy told me to leave him alone...hes the stupid ass for turning around to talk to me constantly. so i said "turn the fuck around then, i dont tell you to talk to me" im really mean to him, but hes nice to me. i dont know why. today i bumped into one of the pillars at school. it really hurted. but at least i wasnt walking alone. it all happened because my friend robert called my name, and i turned around and i didnt stop walking until i bumped into the thing. it hurt..and people laughed. i also tripped over one of the stairs. but i didnt fall. not that time at least. at my other house, we had 32 stairs, and i used to fall a lot. and one time, me and rachelle were racing and i forgot to turn the corner and i ran into the wall. well i didnt forget, i was just going super fast. it hurt
today, i did something stupid..i always do something stupid, but today it was fucking stupid. i was straighting my bangs, and there was this group of little hair that was sticking straight up..and no matter what i did, it just kicked it there, so i cut it. man it looks retarded. im the only one that can see it, but when it grows out..its gonna be terrible.
if michael wasnt trying to download every single song from me then id be done with this shit. maybe not, but id be closer. everytime i cancel it..he does another one. he must be waiting there with his finger on the mouse, what a gay ass dyke. haha he got kicked off. thats what he gets.
this morning when i woke up, the first thing i said was "shit, fire, condo" what the fuck was that all about. today during tutorial, me and gay freshmen boy phillip went to albertsons cause i wanted a magazine, and the bag boy was trying to talk to me. i told him i didnt want a bag..and he was trying convince me that i needed one. i was thinking "bitch, i dont need a fucking bag you poor excuse for a pimp daddy" i hate it when ugly guys hit on you, and they think theyre some big daddy mack..but you would just love to give them money so theyd go away. maybe thats why ugly guys are "ballin" cause theyre so ugly that girls give them money to leave them the fuck alone. thats what im gonna do now. but only ill give them a dime, cause thats all i usually have.
LqDSyPh0n: grrrr
LqDSyPh0n: <- wathcing porn movie
he must really enjoy that movie, he cant even spell right cause hes about to erupt and cum all over himself. then wynn is gonna take a picture with michaels cum all over his face..cause he told me yesterday that he wants a hot guy to cum all over his face, then i told him if he does that, ill kiss a girl. but until then, im not gonna kiss a girl.
im done now! byeeee |
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| 30.1.01 |
man, i have a new worst enemy, that changer thing at sonic, ahhh it sucks!!
it pissed me off today cause me and it got into a fight several times....
my money still came out right though
i almost tripped the guy that was training me, we were walking out to a car and i kicked his foot, it wouldve been embarassing for him if he wouldve fell
im gonna start talking dirty to old men at sonic, that way theyll tip me more....and old women too i guess
josh cant play tennis
wynn will never learn guitar..
lisa sucks at everything
im tight at no matter what i do....i always win stuff .....and get laid alot
wynn sucks
josh sucks
lisa sucks
i dont like people.....ever....except like a select few....very select few
i feel like a man whore when i wear the apron thing they make me wear
ahhh i feel dirty....
i have nothing to say,i didnt do anything today....at all....
i need head....
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| 30.1.01 |
this shit fucking sucks ass. it took me and hour and it didnt show up!!! blogger = a cum sucking man whore cunt |
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| 30.1.01 |
if youre tired of seeing my blog on top then maybe you guys should write more. it doesnt take much at all.
today, was a fucking sucky dick day. i had to use my chevrolegs to get home, and i have a complex about crossing streets. but good thing i had my gum....or i would have been fucked. and im sick of people who think im their friend...and they talk to me all the time.
this guy hugged me cause i told him i was sick of waking up at 5 every morning...i hate him. i wish he would stop talking to me and die. oh yeah, my friend jeff said to me "what happened to you, you look so poor today" thats something i wanted to hear. even though its true. i dont know why the hell i looked to poor. i think my legs are lop sided. cause the poor looking pants i was wearing today, on the bottom pant leg thing....its all tore up and shit. and my left one is normal...its not riped at all.
im
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also, i made myself bleed a lot yesterday. first, i hit my lip with a glass bottle and my lip got stuck on my braces, and it bleed like a bitch, then i was shaving my arms...and i shaved over like a blood vessel thing...and that bleed so much, it was disgusting. i thought that i was gonna bleed to death. i have some big photo project due april 9th...
april 9th...
april 9th...
april 9th...
april 9th...
its gonna be fun. but i gotta present it in front of the class for a whole 12 seconds. my old guy best friend called me today. well he left me a voice mail...its strange cause i havent talked to him for a few months, and we live 45 minutes apart...so yeah. but when i went to go visit my friends, i left him a note on his door .i dont know why im writing this, it was just weird for him to call me. all he did was leave a song on there..."our" song. now when i see him again, we're gonna have rinchy make up sex like before.
wait michaels damn a fag..he told me the other day. him and wynn have mad sex all the time. and i even bet that they have wet dreams about eachother. im gonna ask. wynn told me today that hes gonna give a guy head, preferably a transvestite and make him jiz all over his face, like the whores do in porn...and he gets off on the thought of little spermys swimming around in his stomach (sick!!) then i bet michaels gonna join in and its gonna be some mad transvestite orgy...nasty ass texas people. you guys are nasty as hell.
my wrists hurt like a bitch. so im done. later masTurbaters |
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| 30.1.01 |
blog here. michael is no fun when he's at work. he probably hates it. sonic. i thinks he is skanchy now. he better give me free food. i am ready to graduate. that's it. i'm boring today.///joshy |
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| 30.1.01 |
im tired seeing that lesbians blog at the top so im gonna write something. kids dont go to college. it sucks. today my god damn biology teacher asked the class "does anyone know what adipose tissue is?" what fucking kinda question is that. no one in there knew before or after she told us what it was. also she is ugly. and my capital g and o and fucking d damn speech teacher fucking sucks. during class i just want to pick up my pen. stab it through her voice box. bite the pen with my teeth and play her throat like a jewish harp. she is ugly too. this sucks cause i have to fuck both of them to get good grades so i can transfer. also everyone in my part of the country has meningitis so i might die. why in the hell is there a meningitis outbreak now? meningitis is so old. i think my family used to catch it along with cholera and syphilis in oregon trail©. |
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| 28.1.01 |
hi. that looks weird...just "hi" i dont know, ive always thought that. michael will just probably say that only lesbians think that. im not a lesbian. right now, its 8:13, and im watching survivor. ive never seen it before, and i didnt miss anything by not seeing it before. its kinda sucky. oh well. today i woke up at 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, and 11. when i woke up the first time at 6, i thought i was late for school. so i hurried up and brushed my teeth and whatnot...and when i turned on the radio, i realized that today wasnt monday, cause the radio stations were playing normal music. it sucked pretty bad. i hate that. i did that the other day too, but i woke up at 5:45, and it was dark outside, like how it is in the morning, and the whole house was dark. its kinda like when you put the milk in the freezer. or ice cream in the cupboard. or when you almost use the wrong toothbrush. or even when youre walking down a busy street by yourself, and you trip over the sidewalk, and right when that happens, a car full of hot guys pass by. i hate that. i also hate calling the wrong number. i usually say "oh shit" and hang up. then im scared that theyre gonna call me back.........cause thats happened before. but i think my mom blocked that. or they can call the police. one time, like 2-3 weeks ago, me and carmen were doing prank calls, and like 5 minutes after we were done, the police called us twice. it scared me. i didnt wanna go to jail and get raped by dykes, just for playing britney spears loud. has anyone seen the green mile? its good. i cried. my uncle john is a dumb ass. he has the maturity as a 15 year old. he called my bird a "butt monkey" idiot....its like looking at a candle and saying "look!!! its a purple pen!!" thats sad that the guy from together died. even though it happened like 2 weeks ago...its still sad. what are they gonna do now? i like chad. hes cute. this kid i know looks like him. but hes not as cute. tomorow i dont have school. i thought it was some presidents birthday or something. but its not. oh yeah, you guys should go rent virgin suicides. its good. weird...almost sad, but its good. its about these 5 sisters that kill themselves. theres lux, mary, bonnie, cecelia, and therese. im not sure on the last 2...i know thats their names, but i dont know how to spell them. cause....they were spelled weird in the movie. i watched that movie 3 times yesterday. i dont like my moms fiancees kids. they suck! theyre stuck up spoiled idiots. wait, theyre annoying too. i wanna throw something at their head sometimes. one time, i called one of them a dork like, 5 times and she cried. but not a normal cry, she went all out and shit. shes a dumb little bitch,,,,oh yeah, shes only 9. my bestfriend (i guess) is dumb, she annoys me...all the time. i think that wynn is a weird boy...he says the most random things...weird random things. really really weird. i thought michael was weird...but doesnt compare to him. ok im done. byeeee
oh yeah...ive been done with this for over an hour...i dont know why i waited so long to post it. im gay |
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| 25.1.01 |
lisa is a smelly old man who loves wabs..:) |
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| 23.1.01 |
today, was a good day until my mom yelled at me for something i swear i didnt do. shes such a bitch, i hate her sometimes. i like that song "give it to you" by jordan knight... but im embaressed cause i do...cause its gay as all hell. today, in photo, we had to do a presentation on our best photo, and just explain why the picture was our favorite. and i was the only one to make the class laugh!! and, i thought i was gonna be nervous, i mean i was when i walked up there, but man, i love it up there. i didnt want to leave..but i didnt want to talk anymore either. i like all that attention and shit. and my friend paco, (his name is steven) was so nervous, when he saw his picture he was like "oh!!! theres my picture" and he hit my arm so hard...after that i didnt give a fuck about where his picture was. hes one of the only freshmen in that class. theres this girl that we(i made it up) call gigantor cause shes really tall...well shes a freshmen too. this sucks..my bird is trying to bite my fingers..that sucks you know...cause i wanna hurry up and finish this. i dont really have anything to say...today, my brother told me and my uncle that he loves our cat...and that they make sweet lovin all the time..and thats the reason why she walks funny. gross huh? i say some sick shit...but not to that extreme. in second period, i told my math teacher that jeremy has sex with midget man whores. and i showed her the picture i drew of them. she was arroused by it i think. my second period teacher is cool. when jeremy got a boner from looking at guys in their underwhere (im serious) she was making fun of him with the rest of the class. and shes old too....shes been teaching for 45 years or something. i hate it when he touches me. yesterday in the hall, he touched my ass. today i found out phillip likes me (i already knew) im not gonna hook up with that kid..thats like statutory rape. i remember before christmas he asked me what i was gonna get him for christmas and i said nothing...so he asked me for my virginity..but ummm i told him he was a little late. man...when i lost my virginity, he was watching power rangers, and playing with yo yo's. i wanna get my ears pierced again, i have 9 right now...but i want an even number. like...12!! i wanna get the little piece thats not connected to your ear..but i mean..its your ear...but its a loner. ok i gotta work on my econ project some more!!!! ive been working on it for 3 hours......and im like 30% done, and its due friday!
later masturbaters.
jk....im not leaving...well i did, but im back...and im about to send this. but i just wanted to say that the "power crisis" we're having is annoying. grey davis comes on all the time pleading for us to make sure we turn out every light that we're not using and shit. man, just for that, im gonna leave them all on. i already do though....cause im scared usually. i sleep with my radio on..or my TV. sucky sucky. ok im done!
oh yeah, people who tell suck. my little brother and sister told on me when i was 13 for sneaking a guy in my room. i was in big trouble. but the only way my parents really found out was cause they took a picture of it..and i was trying to get it away from them, but it was too late, i was busted, with a capital e. |
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| 23.1.01 |
i wanna be a butterfly flying in the sky, with you today, i wanna lose this old cacoon, wanna do it sooooon, and fly awaaaaaaaaaaaaayayay |
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| 22.1.01 |
danny and trevor.
thank you. for making my life seem like a worthless piece of crap. thank you. for making me realize that most friendships don't last. thank you. for ruining one small guy's life in the course of 2 days. thank you.///joshy |
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| 22.1.01 |
today's subject--music. is it really possible for anyone to hate music?! everywhere you go, music is there. not nessicarily (sp?) drums, guitars, or pianos, but just rhythm in general--that could be considered music. there are sooo may types of music around that it would almost seem impossible for anyone to hate it! i mean, they could hate some types of music, but there has to be something that they enjoy. i don't know! it just seems unreal. they play music in stores, and you would definately be bored out of your wits if you had to drive somewhere with out music. i definately couldn't survive if they took music away from me--i sing random songs all the time! :) they might be giants is a band that sings really random songs--if you haven't heard their songs, you should listen to them if you ever get the chance. well, those are my thoughts on music. :) |
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| 22.1.01 |
sometimes, i wish i could kick michael... |
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| 22.1.01 |
hello everyone,
wow, the people in my school are idiots...they consider some of the pics on this site softcore porn, why?!?
if those pics of the girls were softcore porn then that means victorias secret wouldn't be able to advertise on tv anymore, remember - just cause a 13 year old boy would jerk off to it doesn't mean it's porn -- ever.
also, the other day this kid told me that i should stop what i'm doing, then he proceeded to say that if i didn't that i shouldn't be surprised when my site "crashes". and, seeing as how computer illiterate i am, i got really scared
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| 22.1.01 |
Okie Dokie....well hey guys. This is Kerri...and Josh made me do this. I don't really have anything great to talk about, so i think i'll just write later. ttyl! bye! |
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| 22.1.01 |
oh yeah, if you wanna talk to me..IM me, juliet4690.....im usually always bored. |
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| 22.1.01 |
i wrote yesterday, but it didnt show up. thats ok though, i only said "im not writing today, im in a bad mood" but i have lots and lots to say today...but i dont think i have time. something smells weird in this room. and i know its not me cause today, my friend robert said i smell good all the time. oh yeah, before i forget, jello is disgusting. its neither a solid nor a liquid...its just pure shit. but kool aid is cool..you can dye your hair with it too. this is very important...e-v-e-r-y-o-N-e needs to write in this everyday.. its not hard. i do it...and im not even supposed to be online. so therefore, all of you guys can do it a lot more than i can..and i write the most! i think i need to get paid for doing this. i think its cool when it says "welcome back, slut" i put that "i touch myself" person on my buddylist, so when they sign on, i can harass them and make them change their screen name,,,,,,so i can have it....all to myself....and never change it....no matter what people say...
phillip tried to touch my boob again. but that idiot like...elbows me and says "OH!! sorRy!! this time...it hurt. and then he asked me if i looked at any porn this weekend...i told him no, but i actually did. when me and my brother were driving home today, this ugly fat bitch tried to be "funny" and make an ugly face at us. i mean, why did she do that? shes already ugly enough. and.... shes FAT. i mean...fatter than fat. i dont know how she fits in the desks at school. she made her car a low rider :) cause...shes fat..you know? i remember this one kid in 7th grade, david andrews, he was so huge that he got stuck in the desks sometimes. and man, he smelled soooo bad. he wore size 13 shoes. he jiggled when he walked too. that reminds me, this one kid in kindergarten named otis liked me. he was a great giant kid too. i remember one time, he sat next to me. and he threw up! it was so nasty..it almost went on me. and also in kindergarten, we used to watch eachother go to the bathroom. i dont know why though. its pretty disgusting when i think about it. but, it was really fun back in the day. my mouth hurts from eating so much candy in 3rd period. my stupid beaner partner wasnt here again!! i hate her with a pasion now. shes so fucking stupid. and she always smells weird. oh yeah, shes fat too. not chubby, FAT. i feel like wearing my short overalls right now. but, they ripped. k one time, me and rachelle were walking to my house, and we saw my (guy) friends in the elementary school (valley view) and the only way to get in there was to hop the fence. and i cant do that for shit...mostly cause im so clumsy...i fall...a lot. so anyways, rachelle went first..and when i went, i was ok, until i had to turn around..i was sitting on the poky..pokie, things..and i think i was up there for like..10 minutes cause i was scared. and so i finally just jumped(stupid!) my overalls got stuck on one of the deadly pokie things..and i ripped my overalls on the ass part..it wasnt a small rip either, it was huge. so i was scared to climb over the fence again to get some pants..so rachelle got them for me. and then i had to change in the school...facing the street. and then i heard someone honking the horn, and when i looked, it was a car full of guys watching me change...good thing i knew them, but it was still embaressing. so now, i dont hop over fences....never...ever. im really bored, i wish there was someone on my buddylist that i liked. oh wait, there is.. ME!! i have myself on there cause for one, my name is lowercase for everyone but me..and i want to see if itll ever change. and second, i like it on there cause sometimes there isnt anyone on but me..and i at least want someone on my buddylist all the time. its dumb..but i feel better. like when i walk home sometimes, i have to chew gum when i cross the streets cause it makes it so i dont feel that everyone and their moms are watching me. i like that song "build me up buttercup" by the temptations, but i like this other version by this band called "never heard of it" theyre punk..and....theyre good...michael would hate them cause...he doesnt like anything i like. but thats because he listens to crappy music like rage. i hate them. except for one song...but generally, i hate them. ok im done, i have someone to talk to now!! and hes hot! byeeee |
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today was ok. i finally got to see stephanie, and my truck didnt die once. good day. and our counter is going through the roof. i like that.lara has some of the most screwed up blogs i've ever seen. she needs to take humanofone girl pics. hear that lara? take em! k im done for now.///joshy |
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| 21.1.01 |
while sitting here, trying to think of something to write about, i have decided to talk about. . .JELLO!! it is so neat!! :) and is it a solid or liquid? no one knows for sure cause it moves, and it also keeps it's shape--some people think it's a solid, but others think it's a liquid--i personally think it's a solid, but i am probably wrong. if you know at all, please, someone tell me!! :) did you know that if you are sick, then eating jello is good for you--if you throw it back up, it doesn't taste so bad! kep that in mind if you are pucking up your guts! it's helpful to know that kind of stuff. and another thing about jello is that you can eat soooo much of it and never get full, it's like the never ending meal, not that i eat jello as a meal. just mostly as a desert. i have never seen jello wrestling, so i am not sure if that is cool or not--it sounds interesting, and if i get the chance, i will probably try it! he he:) okay, so those are my thoughts on jello! :). |
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| 21.1.01 |
josh is tired. and missed steph. and misses steph. and is talking in the third person. buh.///joshy |
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| 21.1.01 |
this is really starting to suck, i'm so bored! i have nothing to do. last night sucked too, i was supposed to go bowling with josh, but it didn't work out, so i ended up sitting on my butt all night. then my parents came home & they were being stupid, cause they were drunk! so i pretty pissed at them all night, & i got in a fight with my mom, and it was so stupid! i have sat on my butt all day, and i keep getting online to see if josh is on, but he never is, and i wanna talk to him, since i didn't really see him last night. & it turns out that michael and me missed him by like 2 minutes, which really sucks! well, i guess that's all i have for now...bye! |
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| 20.1.01 |
i really wish lisa would stop hitting me :( it hurts. i dont do anything, she just comes up to me and hits me :( |
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| 20.1.01 |
man...i really suck at webdesign, i have the ideas for layouts...but i kinda don't....and not being able to do art is really holding me back, thats the main problem i suppose...also...there's no artist with the same taste in art as me.,,,,like they make good graphics for me to base layouts around...but just not for a site i make, thats another big problem too i supposed
like..all the artist try to use complex patterns and stuff...when all i want is a freaking line or something, or maybe some little pattern for the background of my table
another thing is all these kids who call themselves programmers, they all say 'yeah im a programmer' of course they only do visual basic, absolutely no experience with a real programming langauge
also....i dont like the 'hacker' kids, these punks use programs like sub7 and whatnot to 'hack' .....what the hell kinda thing is that? how is that hacking?man people suck....
ok, while i'm on the subject....what the hell is deal with models? good god they're all so skinny and ugly....i'm not saying i like fat girls....but they need to have something besides bones to them, you know?
and another thing....why did mtv run a 2 day special about the stuff they went right back to doing?
and....i'm done.....im me or something....my sn is 'mr essary'
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| 20.1.01 |
lisas dope, thats why she can write so much. its not hard..and i dont talk this much person though. i hate those people who dont shut the fuck up..and they usually have an annoying voice too. man...i really wanted that screen name "i touch myself" i bet its some old dyke with it. oh well. my ass hurts "dang i'm good" |
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| 20.1.01 |
man, lisa writes alot..how can anyone write that much?
i guess all lesbians can or something....lisa sucks!!
also...tonight is gonna be boring, i have nothing to do, i guess it'll give me the chance to learn to program a little better, i think i'm just gonna get my computer science book and do lal the problems, that way i'll be ahead of everyone....well maybe not...i'm ahead of them anyway, it doesn't take much really...dang i'm good |
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| 20.1.01 |
i have come to the decision that im not gonna write unless more people write..cause im practically the only one that writes! sooo ummm yeah..im going back to sleep now. carmens dad and brother ran in here at 9 yelling timmy trying to wake us up. and then her dog jumped on the bed trying to get freaky deaky with us. ok..bye!! |
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| 20.1.01 |
sucky sucky now, this sucks..and im bored. you know..this is gonna sound dumb..but i swear i see shadows in my house. i dont hear voices..but i see shadows. and its not my cat..cause that fat ass just fucking sleeps all day. but umm its weird. annoying people suck, i wish i could throw rocks at them. im getting hot flashes..and my face is turning colors. and i dont wanna lay down cause im afraid im gonna get sick. and theres one person on my buddylist, me. oh wait..theres this black kid on there..i hate him. so actually...theres only one person on there. ok im done. |
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| 20.1.01 |
hey fellow jockers. i wrote earlier(i forgot to finish) but today has been a strange day for me. i woke up at the butt crack of dawn as usual. when i went to school i noticed i forgot my folder. i brought this one folder for english cause i needed to turn it in. i needed to make a table of contents..but i didnt have any paper. so i asked my zero period teacher..and he only had the yellow kind. for some dumb reason...i only took one piece..and i ended up spelling table wrong. and and and i didnt have any way of fixing it..so i had to leave it. so when 2nd period came along i was in a bad mood. i wanted to kill someone. so i decided to be a bitch to jeremy. he was complaining that his back hurt..so i told him that it wouldnt hurt if he would stop turning his stupid ass around to talk to me. he smelled weird today. doesnt he notice that he smells? the other day he asked me to go on a "date" i was like "dude, no..youre gross" im so mean to him...i dont know why he talks to me. oh wait. i forgot my math book too. i thought it was in my pe locker, but its missing in action. and i forgot my calculator...so i had to use my fingers to add and subtract. i wore my mexico/tijuana shirt today. people loved it. i told these mexican girls that im gonna go take pictures with their relatives..and sport my shirt. this one girl, alma..shes a bitch. she sits behind me in math. she a-l-w-a-y-s talks about my make up. like this trick has any room to talk. so today when she said something about my eyebrows becoming thinner..i told her that at least my makeup isnt lop sided and my eyeliner doesnt make my eyes look like quazimoto(sp) so therefore, she has no right to talk shit when she looks like a moron. so i told her to keep smiling cause everyone loves an idiot. so then i changed seats cause my friends danielle and jennifer wanted me to sit by them...and i was sitting next to this one mexican boy..and i asked him if he liked my shirt and he said that he couldnt believe that i wore that. or at least i think he said that..i couldnt understand him. i just laughed like an idiot. hmmm after that was 4th... and there was this stupid ass assembly. "boys in spandex" danced for us. it was disgusting. some guys in the bleachers yelled "you fags" when they were dancing. and when the cheerleaders were done dancing they yelled "who let the dogs out" it was funny cause our cheerleaders are ugly as hell. at my other school...the cheerleaders were pretty, and...we only had 2 huge ones. but that was ok, cause they were the basers. they looked gross in the short skirts...ewwww. and when we went to cheer camp, they didnt go swimming with the rest of us..poor girls. it was fun. but it guess it was better that they didnt...
lets see...i brought some socks..and theyre 2 different ones. i dont know how i did that. i mean..theyre completely different. one of them is a softball sock with the red stripes down the side..and the other just has a stripe on the top and its blue.
today i learned that its next to impossible to run with a backpack and sandals down the street. you end up looking like a penguin. like...you waddle. i had my backpack straps so tight that my backpack went like to my neck. and..it hurt bad. so i looked like a snow man. i had to run from carmen and put her purse in the gutter. then some hot guys drove past us. hopefully they thought i was a boy...i had my hood on and my bandana on...cause im chill like that.
ayyyy papi chulo.before i forget!!! cause...that will happen. we were at blockbuster, and i saw this man..he was your kind!!! he had on butt tight pants..and a huge belt with a huge belt buckle..and guess what it said?!?!? TEXAS!!!! i laughed so much when i saw that..i thought of you guys though. and then he was wearing some beat cowboy boots.and his hair...oh man, he needed help. it was like...twirled or something. he was severly red necked.
i hate going into the bathroom and asking myself "wow, where did my eyebrow go?" that souldnt be a question that you should have to ask yourself. and in class, i have to sleep a certain way....cause.....itll come off. oh yeah, thanks for the midget porn. im gonna make it a screen saver somehow. yeah right...ill probably break the computer somehow if i were to do that.
im really tired. i got tired from kicking carmens ass. shes a wimp. she doesnt even hit hard...so she decided to lick me. i thought that was pretty disgusting cause..its carmen!!! and then i started getting sick cause i smelled like spit. my little brother has beaver teeth. we had this little beaver creature thing outside..and i would always put it on the doorstep and ring the doorbell..and hide so when hed open the door, wed say his friend was outside. yeah...it was cool. are you still gonna have that contest of who has the better blog? cause...i can win that. but there has to be some rules...like you cant say shit like "i saw the little yellow daisy and it reflected life and touched my soul in ways that are indescribable" its funny to sit in a movie theater and scream out orgasm. people dont think its funny..and thats the best part. hey guess what guys, i drooled 2 times today, and spilled soda on me. but i dont know why i drooled. i dont like it. today i took a nap when i came home, and i didnt want to unmake my bed..so i found this blanket under my bed..and it smelled weird. it wasnt a dirty blanket...i just shoved it under there cause i was to lazy to fold it. but...it really smelled. i think im done now. i keep spacing out..and i forget what the hell im doing. if theres any typos...be happy..cause there was about 543097 until i fixed them. |
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| 19.1.01 |
well, tonight has really sucked. i have sat on my fat ass all night, and i'm very sick of it! micheal is being a dick as usual, he is forcing me to write this. all i've done tonight is watch a really good movie, eat junk food, and talk on the phone! so needless to say staying home all night has not been all that fun. i really wish that josh would get on, cause i wanna talk to him, but i guess he's not going too.well this is all i have for now... |
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| 19.1.01 |
what the hell? what hasnt lisa blogged yet? its already 11 o clock almost. blog dangit!!! with a capital b and l and o and ....screw it. you get the point. ///joshy |
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| 19.1.01 |
omg it went twice..opps sorryyyy!!! hehe |
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| 19.1.01 |
heyy..carmen..is..messed..up...
i feel so so so so strange right now...it kinda sucks but it kinda doesnt too....its 11:41..i have skool tommorow..i have been stayin up til like 4 in the morning every night...i have this feeling that i will be getting NO sleep tonight..im not tired at all..
man..my parents r SO gay!..my mom picked up the phone 3 times while i was on it(with tim of course) and she screams into it "GET OFF THE PHONE.." "YOURE STILL ON THE PHONE?!!"(no dumbshit im just kidding).."GET OFF NOW!"..grr i hate her a lot sometimes..she blew out my damn eardrums with her witch voice..some mexican dude rear ended my dads car tonight..and the poor bastard took off right after he did it..what a chicken...luckily my dad didnt get hurt and neither did the car..i was pissed when he told me...i wanted to punch that stupid ass who hit him..people are SO dumb sometimes!!!
gawsh im soo tired of having to be all quiet at night while im on the phone so my stupid parents dont pick up..its just gay..haha all i do is complain on here..oh well!!
hmm finals r comin next week..which sucks bad...i hate studying with a passion...its boring and im addicted to the phone now so its even worse...i have this feeling that my parents r gonna make me stay home all weekend to study..grr im gonna be in a good mood im sure..not..haha this guy im talkin to is all dissapointed i have a bf..how sad lol..damn freaks..
hmm when is he going to page mee..im bored and wide awake..he better not have fallen asleep...that would just suck...i wish i had patience..but i dont really..especially right now...!!!! o well...
i feel anxious tonight..maybe cuz of gettin yelled at constantly..or maybe something else...
damn nobodys on..maybe cuz its 12 on a skool night..sucks for mee..!! im gonna be dead tommorow at skool..cool hehe..
today..me and lisa went out 2 eat at this one crappy place by my house..and we saw a curtis and 2 giant fat ladies and one of them had a mini fat daughter..it was soo funny..we tried to take pics but they came out bad..and my camera died..it sucked..they were so raunchy and whale-like...haha im soo mean...oh well idont care its funny...!
i hate those people that get all offended when u say something about someone..they r gay and cant take a joke..stupid people...it pisses me off..
ahh i think tim forgot about me or something...im gonna give him 15 more minutes then im gonna call him..cuz im not tired and he promised he would stay up late with me...!!
ok this guy just told me he had a 9 inch dick..why the hell would i care..i didnt ask he just said it out of nowhere..im all ok wow congratulations do u want a trophy or something lol..
newayz..i love babbling on about nothing like im doing now..its "fun"..ahh i think im getting a headache..hmm i really wanna talk on the phone right now...
aww guess what?? my kitty tardo ran away i think :( im sooo sad..and my mom didnt put his collar and tags back on him after he came back from the groomers..so he doesnt have anything on..im sooo sooo bummed i cried twice already..i dont know where he is :(
i want my kii back...!!! i think im gonna put up signs tommorow..i know somebody would take him..hes really pretty and purebred..and hes really sweet..but he drools cuz he got hit by a truck in the head and it made him retarded..his real name is Leonardo but i call him tardo cuz well,hes retarded..hehe..aww im getting sad again...
hmm im listenin to manson..i love his music..lisa says it scares her and its weird..but i like it alot!! she also says skinny puppy sucks..they dont i love them too..shes just mad cuz shes not as hot as me...:)
grr..carmen is getting overly bored...this sucks major monkey nuts..!!
im gonna go now im sick of writing hehe
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| 19.1.01 |
that bigot guy was an idiot....he openly admitted to be gay several times....and offered me josh and wynn all at once
and he says "oh my"
example:
BigOT52: OH MY SARAH
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| 19.1.01 |
ok everybody, if you have instant messenger , im BigOT52, and SarahPT727 and tell them that racists go to hell.///joshy |
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| 18.1.01 |
good God woman! you are so damned random! oh well, here's mine.
in like 4th or 5th grade...prolly 4th, this kid was swinging really high at school. and we were like "damn, he's swinging high" and he was shaking the whole freaking support thingy. and he was tiny, so it was freaky. and then he fell out of the swing on his neck. and this was before that hi-tech foam to land on...we had rocks with a capital r and o and c and k and s. he wasn't moving. and all the teachers ran over there, and they woke him up, and he walked off. weird. and then the day before the last day of school in 4th grade this big german sheperd bit me in the face. they lost count of the stitches at 40something. and it sucked. before they bandaged my face up, they "let" me look in the mirror. i looked like frankenstein. some of my skin was green. like uhh...grass or something. and some was purple. so that part looked like barney. and next to it, part of the skin was black. not like black man black. like....tires or something. or wynn's car. nasty. and so they bandaged my face up and i still had to go to school the next day.even though all we did was have a big ass picnic outside all day..and it was 90 degrees and i couldnt sweat or anything, so i just sat there the entire damned day throwing a tennis ball or something with tape and bandages covering my freaking face. and then i had this huge ass scar. its almost gone (8 years later) but its still pretty messed up. i hate it. and then the kid that swingededed moved and he wsa my best friend or something, but it turns out he was weak, and wasn't as cool as i thought. so in junior high, i wass just ugly and goofy, and high school sucked until this year. but i have toes, and they're cold. this weather sucks.and it's supposed to be snowing right now, where's the damn snow??? grrr. and i hafta go play for all-region tomorrow. it's an honor and all to make it, but it sucks that i hafta play. damn. i need to get more humanofone girls there. girls at band things love me. i sing backstreet boys to them and they all flock to me. i think the entire town of bonham loves me. but anyways, im just saying that i don't like asparagus, and that's all i hafta say about that.///joshy |
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| 18.1.01 |
hmmm this way of posting on blogger is ALOT faster.....im using the right click menu thing.,,,,its so easy, too bad everyone cant have it
its great
hmm enough of that, i have nothing to do this weekend really....my girlfriend is gonna be gone...so im just gonna sit at home,.maybe ill make a new site layout for later use, im truly not satisfied with the current one....but others seem to like it, and its easy to naviage too
hmmm so....i suck at blogging,,all i ever do is put a bunch of periods and commas and make up conversations.....sucks to my mom(lord of the flies)
wait....maybe its sucks to your auntie -- i cant remember
everyone should get rush-tom sawyer off napster, its great..
damn, i didnt do my computer science homework, that sucks!!
oh well, itll only take like 10 seconds for me to do it
computer science is so easy,,,as are all my classes, except economics really....its kinda hard....but i have a 0 and im still making a 91 in there so im happy,
it seems like ive wrote alot but i really havent at all, especially compared to lisas post...shes good at this thing, cause she has random thoughts usually
oh yeah....a joke
this guy takes his dad to a nursing home cause hes getting old and all that, well...the old man doesnt wanna go at all, so the son says
"dad , just give it a couple of days , and if you dont like it then ill come back and get you"
the dad agrees...
the first night he was there they had a huge buffet for dinner and then after dinner a nurse comes in to give him a sponge bath, well....during the bath he gets a hard on and so the nurse gives him a blowjob....
later that night he called his son and said "son, im never leaving here, its so great here"
the son was happy ...
the next day the old man wakes up and goes to the huge buffet they have for breakfast...
after the breakfast is over the old mans on his way back to his room when he falls....while hes on the ground a male nurse comes over and sodomizes him....the old man got pissed...so he calls his son and says "son,i want out of here, get me now"
the son is confused and ask why....
the old man tells him the stories and the son says "well, just weigh the goods against the bad things"
the old man says "weigh the goods against the bads my ass, i get a hard on once a month, i fall down every day"
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| 18.1.01 |
hey!! this is my second thing for the day. im really tired and..my body hurts. being a girl sucks sometimes. im drinking some nasty ass apple juice right now. i hate apple juice, i dont know why i was craving it. it tastes like dirty apples or something. tonight, we went to target. and there were these two HOT guys there. they were looking at thermal pants with us. i got some new boxers. but the hole in the front is huge. im gonna have to sew it or something.
it sucks, i break everything. i broke the phone in my room. but my moms fiancee came to the rescue...and the reason it didnt work is cause there was gum(??) stuck on the charger part. so it interfered with the charging part. sick huh? lets see...i think i fucked my digital camera up when i took it to the beach and sand got in it. but it wasnt my fault. sand was flying everywhere. i even got some down my pants and in my bra. so sometimes my camera just stops working and i have to let it kick it for a while before i can use it again. i broke this one computer at my other house. it does weird shit now. i completely messed up my laptop. i dont know how i did it. i deserve an award for that one. hes still not the same :( i think he has old timers.i didnt have my laptop for 6 months cause it was in pieces. when my mom has to use the laptop sometimes she says "i hate this slow crap!!" hes retarded now. oh well, i get a new one :) and a VCR in my room so i can watch my midget porn. whenever i tell people i wanna watch that, either they say "ewww" or they laugh. but no one has volunteered to watch it with me. and also, i wanna see FAT women porn. i mean like 8965203 pound women. the ones that are so fat, that they cant get out of bed. and i want a midget to fuck her. even if he has to get a ladder, thats ok. they first porn ive ever seen was in 3rd grade. it was my parents. and i would hurry up and run home and watch it before my brother came home. they had a vibrator too. but, i didnt know what that was then. ewwww i touched it!!! and one time, i brought a porno magazine to school and me and my friend ran in the corner somewhere and we'd look at it and laugh. and whenever my teacher would say "yeah, lets do it" me and my friend would look at eachother and laugh. my bestfriend in 3rd grade was a fat mexican named dini. she was large and in charge. i remember she got her period in 4th grade and i was so embaressed for her cause she had to wear pads at....9(??) i still remember her phone number too. 888 9622 see, im cool. one time in 4th grade, this black boy liked me (eww) and he would chase me and make me fall on the ground so he could get on top of me and scratch my stomach until it was bright red. i hated him. i thought he took off my belly button one time. and in 5th grade, i used to kick it with the 6th graders and we would buy those big sticks cause it looked like we were giving head. we were dumb little kids.
LqDSyPh0n: go take nekkid pic
and he says im ebonic. hes really ebonic sometimes. then he growls at me when i say no.
LqDSyPh0n: grrrr
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| 18.1.01 |
i really have nothing to say, but i was told that i had to write something. i really want to defend myself, since josh made me sound like i was being a total bitch. i didn't mean for the whole convo. to sound like we some deep relationship, which i know we don't. but i just wanted to know what he thought, but it was taken the wrong way which really sucked! nothing happened to me today, school really sucked(as usual)! oh yeah micheal, you really suck & a lot of girls are mean to you because you're a jackass to them! ok, well that's all i have to say for now! |
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| 18.1.01 |
Well, this is my third time to type this--for some reason, this computer seems to dislike me. . .I have no clue. Well, what I had been writing about before was about a GREAT movie--Dumb and Dumber!!! Yeah, some of you probably hate that movie, but it is so stupid, that's why I love it!!! It serves no purpose for life, but yet, it makes you laugh which is good for the soul!!! I can always count on a line from that movie to make me smile. Like, for instance. . ."Schold some schtuff. Like what? Oh, a bag a marbles, few baseball cards. . .Peehtey. You sold my dead bird to a blind kidlloyd, he didn't even have a head! Harry--I took care of it!!!" I just makes me smile, and it brightens my day to watch that stupid movie! If you haven't seen it, watch it! It just for fun, and it definately isn't going to win any Academy Awards. It's not that great, but it sure is funny!! :) Life doesn't always have to be serious--have a little fun, and don't worry about what other ppl think!! Just live your life to it's fullest!!!!!!!!! And be happy!!! :) |
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| 18.1.01 |
today was interesting. first i had to put my damn truck in the shop, and it won't be done til tomorrow afternoon at the earliest. grr. then school was ok, but michael's truck tried to kill me on the way to my mom's truck. we turned on the heater and the heater coil started smoking. like ralph from the simpsons says..."tastes like burning!" and then, when i got online when i got home, everything was going ok, until steph asked me something like "are you glad you have gf or are you glad you have me?" i was like "both" and then it started getting into some deep relationship type convo, which is really weird because today was one week. and this didn't seem like a conversation we'd be having after only going out one week. she made it sound like i was a whore or something and that she didn't think i really wanted to go out with her. i can't figure out if shes implying anything or something. weiiiiiiiird. not a good way to start the important, websurfing part of the day. then 3 and a half hours ago, my mom made me get offline so she could shop or something. so i went to watch some tv or something, but nothing was on once the simpsons was over, so i fell asleep, and she didn't wake me up till now. damn. and stephs not online, and i really wanna get to the bottom of whatever she was talking about, but my little sisters got the tv up too damn loud to use the phone, and she wouldn't turn it down unless i paid her, and i sure as hell can't afford that, so i guess i'll call later.
also, i am gonna start selling humanofone shirts next week. they're gonna cost 7 bucks, and i dont have paypal set up or anything, so i'll hafta take checks for now. email me at SoyGuapo01@aol.com with "h-shirt" in the subject line for info until we get a page setup. ///joshy |
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| 18.1.01 |
today was a sucky day. my friend philip was trying to touch my boobs all period. and when he tried for the 86th time...he hurt me cause he elbowed me. so we were walking in the gym again.. and they set up benches so we know where to go (DUMB) i pushed him over the bench and he fell :) dumb idiot. we had a dumb sub today. i swear, he was inbred. he had on a red shirt and jeans....and his shirt was pulled up to his chest and he had beaver teeth. michael...girls dont get mad at everything. they just get mad at you. like those times i called you a dick..i was serious at the time cause you can be mean. but, i dont stay mad forever. i just hoped youd break a finger or something.
man. its hot up here. but i dont want to blind carmens brother if i were to take my jacket off. i was gonna take a picture of those deaf kids today. but i forgot my camera. and i was gonna take pictures of me with mexicans and sport my mexico shirt...but i wake up at 5 am and thats not my time for intelligence.
my photo teacher turned into a bitch. he wouldnt let me leave 3 minutes early. so i had to call my (inbred) uncle to call the office. he didnt know how to spell my name.... dumb asshole.
carmens dog sleeps weird. she looks like shes in pain. hmm what to write........back in the day there was this thing called "G-Line" and you (all the mexicans) call it and just say whats up or whatever. and me and my friend would call it all the time just to hear what the beaners would say. they would be like "mmm yeah whats up, this is lady lustful. im just kickin it with my papi chulo and i wanna throw some shout outs to paco, taco, and my homie for life javier. dont forget that im down for life" they were so dumb. so me and my friend would pretend we were mexicans and talk shit about them. i always pretended my name was maria..and i lived on a bean farm.
my "bestfriend" is so dumb. she turned extremely mexican. she sent me something today and it was of ryan...the one whos in antitrust..and she was like "look lisa, its my boyfriend" he wouldnt be her boyfriend if she paid him. the supervision office tried to get crazy with me today. they tried to say i didnt serve saturday school. and when the bitch saw my name on the sign in sheet she was like "oh, sorry. these things happen sometimes"
i suck today..i dont know what to fuck to talk about. hmmm, one time..i came home from school and i thought that no one was home. so i was walking up to my room when i heard screaming..and i stoped cause i thought someone was getting killed. so after a minute it stoped...so i continued to walk to my room..and it turns out...it was only my brother and his girlfriend having sex. so later on that night when she wasnt there, i told him that i heard her screaming out his name, and that i thought it was as disgusting as thinking about my moms boyfriend naked. oh yeah, my brother saw my moms boyfriend naked once. yeah....only one shower was working in the house, and my brother was in there cause he needed to go to work. so my moms boyfriend got naked and went in there cause...................hes gay. he was wishing for some italian lovin. nah, jk.
but my brother really did see him naked on accident. he said he has a small dick...so now when i think about him...i laugh cause hes got a small dick.
when i was younger, my dog used to hump me. i didnt know what she was doing..so id let her. i thought it was something they were supposed to do to show you how much they love you...i thought she loved me a lot cause she humped me every week. but now...i wont let any animal hump me. the only reason my cat gets away with it is cause she does it while im asleep.
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| 17.1.01 |
wynn is a fag, bastard. |
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| 17.1.01 |
this sucks, my girlfriend is all mad at me for some reason, all i did was tell her the truth....why do girls get mad at everything? it frustrates me....like.....not sexually but the other kind of frustration, if there is one - all i've ever heard of is sexual frustration....like my teachers have - all my teachers.
i really really wanna get more humanofone girls but no girls are willing to take pics for it :( thats crap...with as good as i look they should be dying to take pics for us....
actually....pretty much all the ones i've asked were willing, so its ok.
i just need to meet more girls, i got another disposable camera today, i'm gonna take mad pics now....of girls of course, if i had a digital camera there'd be alot of boobies on the site. maybe
everyone should read wynns i am poem...it's good high quality work by him
ok i'm done with this now... |
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| 17.1.01 |
why am i home? its only 8pm...oh yeah. nothing to do. i bet steph's asleep. it's her fault. she stayed up talking to me until midnight or so every nigh t almost since we started goin out. tomorrow's a week. that's crazy. oh well. i hate gilmer. and this damned rain. grrr...///joshy |
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| 17.1.01 |
hey!!! its the one and only never lonely lisa! that sounded like some porn advertisement or something. i took a picture of my friend boners leg. hes really hairy. and to make it worse, he told me to imagine him in a spedo!! GROSS!!!! hes so ugly its unbelievable. and he smells like cheese. people call him "jeremy stinky stenson" cause...duh he smells gross. ill be back later to finish!!!! |
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| 16.1.01 |
michael is a little bitch. a little japanese school girl bitch. and a fag. |
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| 16.1.01 |
college sucks. teachers are idiots. i got an apple for christmas(thats all i got) and im gonna wrap a wet towel around it and throw it in my closet then im gonna give it to the teacher in like two months, remind me. |
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| 16.1.01 |
well, i know wynns gay now
I3yrOldhkr: GOD THE RINGING SHIT ASS ASS!
I3yrOldhkr: FUCK
I3yrOldhkr: OUCH HELL
this fag couldnt even fix his own monitor then hes gonna cry to me about how the wire shocks him and it hurts....
how can that hurt? this kid gets fisted by other men on a regular basis and a little shock hurts him?
whats up with that? |
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| 16.1.01 |
i am sick of stupid people! those deaf kids need to transfer out of my photo class. they make weird noises and take up all the enlargers. and when we watch movies, we have to put that stupid closed caption (i think its called that) so you miss half the screen cause you end up reading the stupid words. my partner in economics is a stupid beaner!!! god, shes soooooooooooo stupid. she thought there was a difference between "night school" and "adult school" and she asked me if she goes there if she can still graduate...she wins the award for the stupidest person. i wanted to kick her in her head. my cat didnt hump my arm this morning, but i noticed part of her tail was missing...i then later found the hair on the kitchen floor. poor kitty, someone stepped on her tail. i get my braces off in 6 weeks!!! thats gonna be cool...then gay people wont ask me when the train is coming in...they think thats funny or something. or they tell me to turn my head to the side so they can get better radio reception. oh yeah!!! this stupid bitch in my photo class pissed me off. like i said before, theres no room in the dark room. and so everyone bumps into everyone..and body parts are touched that shouldnt be. well this stupid whore bumped me so hard that i droped my tray and my picture fell on the floor. i wanted to push her into the chemicals and blind her. shes got a fro too. speaking of froes(sp!) , on saturday, while i was serving detention..there was this kid ( a WHITE one) big the biggest fucking fro. then while i was staring at the dork, i noticed the people behind him threw spit balls in it. so there was like 8 spit balls just kickin it in his huge mass of hair. me and my friend jennifer laughed so much. today, i drew a picture of my friend jeff....but as a drag queen. cause hes got long hair (eww) and so i drew his with his hair down, and 2 pink clips in it..and wait...this is just like michaels dream. hmmm sucky sucky. yeah, but i think he wanted to cry. i told him that its ok if hes gay...its accepted here. theres this fag at my school who wears skirts to school. hes yucky. and he does his hair in weird ways. hes severly nasty. hes in APA (acadamy of the performing arts) and ALL the APA people are extremely gay...or just fucking weird. come to think of it, theres a lot of queers at school. thats gross. theres these 2 lesbian chicks who always feel up on eachother. wait!!! carmen, you LIED!! i dont try to get freaky with you. you snore. and make weird noises. so dont try to say i try and get all up on you. cause man....youre gay. hey wait a minute...stop talking about me on here..you guys suck ass. haha michael youre such a dyke. you wish i was a lesbian so i could send you lesbian pictures. wait, you already ask for those. today in P.E this boy phillip was trying to "spit his game at me" (s)he guessed my bra size, and then he said that he could give me a more correct size if he felt them. what a dumb freshmen. i bet he still wets his bed and has his grandpa read his bedtime stories. he always asks me why i watch porn with my little sister, brother and older sister. i dont think its a big deal. i really want to see some midget porn. i hate midgets, but i wanna see them get it on. i wonder how big their dicks are. i should marry one...and never have sex with it. just keep it as a pet and torture it. ill buy it a dog house..and make it run down the street naked so then everyone will know what they look like down there. cause man...i wanna know. this sucks, i only have two people on my buddy list,,,and im only talking to one, cause the other one is me. ok im done. i think...i can write more, but lisa sucks. |
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| 16.1.01 |
i think i need to say something again today. watching movies with your and your gf and friends = awkward. watching movie with you and your gf and no friends = tiiiiight. but i figure that was obvious. and robert annoys me sometimes. that ones prolly obvious too. so stay away from people with messed uo theories about sound waves. there's some stuff youre not supposed to worry about, and thats one of them.///joshy |
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| 16.1.01 |
first of all i just wanted to say that i hate girls..they just suck...but newayz..im very very bored right now..i have been stuck at home all day cuz i wouldnt study damn bio with my dad..but o well i got to talk to tim a lot :) hes so cute i love him to death..:)..
ponies r soo cute..:) i love them..i have no idea where that came from but o well this doesnt have to make sense!michael says they are gross but hes wrong :( mean old man lol
i dont wanna go to skool tommorow..my skool sucks major ass...everyone there sucks..except for me of course..and all the hot guys..but other than that..everyone pretty much sucks..
hmm there is some porno music on the radio..coool...la la la..i wish i could drive..i have a car..its nice..i love it..and its sad..i seriously think its alive...its my baby :)
tonight i prankcalled some random people with tim and these stoner guys picked up and thought i was some chick named valerie..so i pretended to be her for awhile..she sucks..then they called me back and started askin me if i was hot n shit..i was like umm can u like go away now lol..did i mention that i love tim?? well i DO so haha :)
hmm..did u know i call lisa "silly strawberry" and she calls me "wacky watermelon"..we made it up in the car one day when i was really hyper..its funny..shes sucha dirty mexican man..she always tries to touch me and stuff..but i tell her NO !..its creepy..when i spend the night at her house,she always tries to lick my toes while im asleep..it tickles...hehe..
but anyways...
i wanna get my tounge pierced..i think it looks soo cute :)..but when i tried to ask my parents..they had a damn heart attack "carmen..that would make u look like a low life..a hoodlum"..damn crazy old people...!! so i guess i hafta wait till im 18..cant wait to see their faces when i get it :)its gonna be funny..
well im gonna go now cuz im gonna talk on the phone with my favorite hot guy tim :)
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| 15.1.01 |
this sucks, i dont wanna be the post after lisa...but i guess im gonna have to be....
man...and hers was so long and all....gonna be hard to beat
speaking of beating.....when cops pull you over in texas they take you out of the car and beat you senseless then they fist you....
its kinda sick
i saw antitrust today(monday) and it was tight with a capital t and i and g and h and t....i had to do that since we dont use caps on this site....makes it alot harder to emphasize stuff....and longer too
lisa thinks im sexually confused huh? well....shes the one that wants to have secs with all the girls shes friends with...
heres a conversation between us one time
lisa: man, that rachelle girl is hot..
me: i thought you didnt like girls?
lisa: i didnt think i did....but when i was writing on her boobies i was so tempted to caress them like dog nipples
me: dog nipples? thats sick with a capital s and i and c and k
lisa: oops, sorry about the dog nipples thing, i didnt mean it, i swear..im not into beastiality
me: yeah right, dyke
lisa: so?
see.....lisas strange with a capital s and t and r and a and n and g and e
well...my blog sucks, i hope no one reads it.....
im bored as sin right now...i need to go get some loving from a big ol' mexican woman....
by the way: were gonna start a hug a mexican campaign....everyone....please join in....hug a mexican and take a pic of it
well send those to shawn fanning along with the scanned face pics....to show our support for napster of course....
hmmm this sucks....people always make fun of my disease.....why? |
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| 15.1.01 |
today was weird.
first i told my mom to wake me up at 7am so i wouldn't be all screwed up when i wake up in the morning. she woke me up at 11. and that sucked, because i wanted to mess around with this kick-ass computer she got me for my birthday before i went and ate lunch at la stinka with stephanie and all the drama people. which was awkward, even though i already knew all of them. cause its the first time me and steph have really done anything since we started going out. so after lunch we went and rented "final destination" and watched it at brett's house. sort of. cause me and stephanie sat in the chair thing and snuggled and kissed and all. but it was really weird. cause every time we kissed, somebody would look at us weird. and it was weird, but i liked the kissing part. it sucks that i've been misssing out on it for most of high school, but its still awesome. and then i had to work. and i washed dishes. it sucked. and now i'm talking to steph. i like her a lot. she's fun, sexy, and she kisses me. which is a lot more than i can say about most other girls on earth. so she owns.///joshy |
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| 15.1.01 |
today sucks, i woke up at 9 30 cause my cat was trying to get freaky with my arm again. i dont know why she does that. im not a boy or something. and im not down with beastiality, or incest. even though michael thinks i fuck every one of my family members. thats just not cool. i guess its ok in texas...but not in california, you know? the other day in P.E, (being the only senior in P.E SUCKS!!!) it was raining so the stupid inbred p.e teachers make us run for 30 seconds and walk for 3 in circles in the gym. its dumb cause you get all dizzy. so after we were done with that, i wanted to play basketball. and all the courts were taken. so i decided to play with the deaf chinese kids. the only problem was that when i accidently hit them with my ball, i would say sorry...then id say sorry for saying sorry cause they cant hear me...so i felt bad when i hit the boy in the head. some of the deaf kids are in my photo class too. and, it sucks even more cause in the dark room theres about NO room. so everyone bumps into eachother. and the deaf kids are ALWAYS in the fucking way. they just like dont understand that we need for them to get the hell out of the way. ecomonics sucks, i dont give a fuck about the 5 types of unemployment. there shouldnt be any "type". if youre unemployed, face it. i dont know why my brother wears my glasses. it kind of bothers me. i mean, i dont wear them cause i have braces and ill be a double dork, but...hes gonna mess them up. oh well, if he does...he cant get mad at me for scratching 6 of his CD's. i think theyre mine now anyways. he threw them at me and said "youre so careless!!!" which im not. its just that i dont have time to gently put them back in the case...so they sit and collect dust. they were dumb CDs anyways. i dont know why i actually took the time to borrow them. i asked my mom and her fiancee if i could go with them on their honeymoon. but they said no :( i think i should be able to go and bring a friend..that way we could meet some hot french guys. but thats ok...theyre just gonna fuck the whole time...NOT. i dont think her fiancee knows how to have sex. he'll be like "oh yeah baby, you like it like that" and shell say "no!! thats my foot!" one time, when i didnt live with my mom, i went under her bed to get the laptop..and i found a condom wraper. it was quite disturbing!! ewww my mom has secs with a chinese man. that would turn me off. but hes not that dorky. hes not one of the asian men who wear their pants up to their chest and walk all lop sided like they have something up their ass. but, hes still asian..and thats gross. wait, i sound racist. im really not. i have lots of colored and asian friends. but i just wouldnt date them. we almost bought a dog yesterday. i thought it was ugly...but i want a dog so that one would do. i hate my bird..and my cat is a lesbian. i dont know why shes a lesbian. she must be sexually confused, like michael. he likes guys. he told me one time that he had a dream that him and this guy(sarah)were at some bar. they were drinking and having a good time. so later on, they went back to michaels house. and then michael put on some red lace underwhere and bra..and put 2 pink clips in his hair..and he had shoes like peggy bundy. (you know with the fur on top) so then he put on marvin gay(e) and..he said that the dream was so elaborate when he woke up...he jizzed about 64 times. can you imagine? what a fag. i think that jennifer is just a cover up. deep down inside...hes a queer. poor boy. anyways, im done. im gonna go study econ. wish me luck!! cause im still gonna fail this damn test :( |
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| 15.1.01 |
ok i am sick of big fat stupid ass trailer trash girls named "jen"..everytime u say something they say "oh" or "hmm" it bugs..im really pissed off!!! i hate herrr im gonna tell her off at skool..lol..im so mean...oh well i dont care she is gay as hell...alright im gonna go i just wanted to say that lol ta ta |
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| 15.1.01 |
..i think i am addicted to the phone..i was up until 4 in the morning(again) last night talking to tim..im gonna have a 500 dollar phone bill i bet..cuz i have been calling long distance to simi valley everyday and have been staying on the phone for 5 hours at a time...o well i dont care..well,i will care when i get grounded for the rest of my life lol..man im really tired right now...i got woken up 3 times today by my parents..first my mom walks in my room at 9:30..says she is "cleaning" which is total bull cuz we have a housekeeper..my mom never cleans my room..she just wanted to wake me up..or maybe she just wants to torture me lol..so after i told her to "get the hell out of my room" and to "leave me alone" she left..so i fell back asleep..but..at 10:00 she came back in yelling at me for still being asleep..so i told her to go away again and she left threatening that she would "come back in 15 minutes to wake me up again"..damn old hag..lol..so i went back to sleep AGAIN..but 20 minutes after the old lady left my stupid ass dad came in yelling at me for being asleep still.."its 10:20 carmen you should be up and about"...so that ended my sleeping in...lol..my parents r dumb as hell...they dont understand that i dont go to bed at damn 8:00 and enjoy waking up at 5 in the morning..they wake up when im going to BED lol..now im gonna be tired all day..and i know im gonna be stuck at home cuz i refuse to study biology with my dad..its soo annoying he thinks hes my teacher..dumbass...well im gonna go now cuz this is starting to get really stupid..ill write more later..buh byeee :) |
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| 15.1.01 |
i still think wynn and josh are fags....i hate fags....they fist each other and eat each others feces(spelling?) |
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| 15.1.01 |
january 13 was me and josh's birthday. i think that links our souls or something because that night i had nightmares about him. i walked into my room and he was on the floor with only his underwear on in baby crawl stance. this provoked wrestling. i picked him up and he started flopping around and making loud mumbling noises like a kidnapee. i droped him and we both laughed. but other than that im not gay. |
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| 14.1.01 |
the new page is finally up....michael did all the work |
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| 13.1.01 |
sorry you didn't get to "watch" a movie tonight just because of debate! happy birthday, you dirty old man! |
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| 12.1.01 |
damn, i hate debate. i was gonna "watch" a movie tonight too...SCREW DEBATE!!! hehehe.///joshy |
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| 11.1.01 |
Hey, I was told to write something everyday! So, hi! Hope you have a great day! I sure did! joshy rules!!! |
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| 11.1.01 |
hello everyone. i am here to recommend some sites
the indobulator.
it's an ok site, with a good design, and amazingly harsh reviews on music, movies, etc. cool guys, honest opinions, and well worth the trip.
ricecop.com.
i like foreign cars like wynn's. nice, but not too flashy. but these guys share my opinion. there are some cars that are just plain crap. they "ticket" the rice (foreign cars that suck). so check it out, and go ticket somebody today!
ok. that's all for now.///joshy |
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| 10.1.01 |
Hey you guys!! I'm really going to miss you when you leave me! Michael I just wanted you to now that you do suck, but I luv ya!! Josh- you know that I want you so bad & remember that you have a cute butt! To everyone else, Hey, I luv ya'll! ~Steph |
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| 10.1.01 |
i have a giant rhino cock? |
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