Talking of the CIA, I used to look at a brilliant Catalogue called 'US Cavalry', containing all kinds of things like webbing straps, US Police uniforms, Special Services Uniforms...any and everything for the weekend warrior in fact (except the actual guns, you understand).. well, I ordered a CIA letter opener from them once but the guy who went to the US took my money and didnt give me the knife. A lifelong regret. (Oh, it was a 3" nylon double edged knife, undetectable by metal detectors, which is useful if you want to open letters on a commercial airliner). [Aside: This site is blocked by 'the evil empire telecom inc' so I dont know if its the right one or not.. feel free to let me know]
Tuesday, May 08, 2001
Give me that microphone!!!!
OK, OK... so I lurrrvvveeee to get up on stage in front of people. Its just one of those things. So I held a Press briefing on Sunday (for a company that I am moonlighting..oops, freelancing for) and found that I still love it. This is all to do with holding a seminar about "Business Potential in Iraq" which is going to be jolly good stuff and terribly spiffing... I have been assured that the audience will consist of business men and women plus a number of spooks keeping an eye on us.. them and each other in general. I could finally make it onto the CIA 'this person does things' list.
2:45 PM
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ok..time to go and do other things.... life goes on... doesnt it?... defintiely time to eat.. ciao..later.. stuff.. snogs...
Monday, May 07, 2001
Angel Dreams
I dont know why i called it that, but it sounds nice, doesnt it? so..long time, no blog.... im in the internet kaff now..smellling the chips and thinking...oooh im hungry... later, stomach.. but for now.... Ive just tracked down The Second Coming by Yeats... very powerful stuff, and I didnt know it had undercurrents of the Irish problem..so..i am being eddicated...
8:13 PM
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Sunday, April 29, 2001
Sooooo cute.....
Ok, i know i dont do much of the cross blogging stuff...but thank you gaff for this link...soooo damn cute...... Mummy Maze
2:00 PM
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I cant look at porn!... I also cant look at any sites which bad mouth various people in political positions in certain parts of the world (skittering round the subject like a Skoda on the North Circular Road...). so what you may ask... well, its true i dont really have the desire to do any of these things... but you know?... when you get told you can't do something? you just gotta try it. Ho hum. Anyway.. there is a lovely site called www.etisalat.charges.too.much.net, which I am sure I have mentioned before which is quite a hoot... if you think you have problems with your ISP..read this... and especially look at the Alerts page. Oh, and if this site doesnt change for a few days.. i may have been blacklisted and unable to post.. in which case, I'll have to ask someone to post an apology for me... And WHAT A GOOD IDEA.... I mean Megs Coffee Morning, on-line, virtual slurping, caffeine enhanced cyber experience (see below). Must do it again sometime, dahhh-ling.... PS. i had a nice day at the beach yesterday, I found one of the surf beaches (only good in winter during a storm, but fun none the less).. and its only a 30 minute walk from my house..how nice. Isnt it always the same though, when you live somewhere you often never actually go and see anything.. I mean.. for everyone in London... when did you last go and visit the Tower of London? St Pauls Cathedral? Carnaby Street? the Millennium dome (ok, nobody else has ever seen that either). And for those of you in other parts of the world... the Rijksmuseum?, Central Park?, the Worlds Largest Fry Pan?...hmmm... I thought so.....
Saturday, April 28, 2001
Let me explain......
When I announced the blog voices thing? the commenting on the site?.... that meant you, home-boy/girl.. what?...you want instructions? sheesh.. ok..see the little word 'comment' below each blog?..well, if you click on it you can type things in and everyone can read them... ok? good. im glad thats over with.
10:17 AM
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Be there or be square. I hope this bloody picture thing works... first time try for me.... OK.. I just checked... it worked.... thanks to Meg (click on the piccy for the notsosoft site, i cant be assed to make every sinlge mention a freakin link for you weasels) PS.. 11am in the Yookay.. standard time zones apply for this offer......
Thursday, April 26, 2001
A virtual cup of Java
11:28 AM
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Wednesday, April 25, 2001
Arrggggghhhhhhhh
I hate the colour of this site..... why did I ever like this sickly mucky custard... i need help...(no.. i mean with the colour scheme not in general, though Im sure Im a suitable case for treatment).. please please....suggestions for coulor schemes are urgently required or I'll do something drastic like make it Lilac.. or YellowAndRed... oh.. and just found girl-exposed.. what a great site... truthful, informative and yet not coy and smutty... good on ya, girl... Scorpios a lucky guy... if I were 10 years younger.. no, wait... 20 years..no..oh shit, lets just forget it shall we...
4:08 PM
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Tuesday, April 24, 2001
Enter .... dan-dan-dannnnn .... Blogvoices
So, here they are.. I thought I would enhance my site a little and here it is... you are now free to comment on my blogs... this should be exciting... nobody commenting on nothing will prove to be very inspirational for me i am sure... hmm?..what?... me, bitter and twisted?...never....
4:06 PM
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