If you have a funny conversation e-mail it to my new I'll blogg your funny conversation address it is funnyconversations@hotmail.com and I'm not lying that is it
spit by Derek Richards at 6:25 PM.
Saturday, December 30, 2000
more derek conversations. talk to derek, and ask him about his site idea. i think it's great.
spit by joseph guanlao at 11:12 AM.
All right there the funkmaster is back with the rythems of the IM and the afro's that blast off like a rocket into the socket where I get my power, the power of grooves so lets get it on Gay Pride Support, and The Search For Pinas
Python6114: I'm looking for some nice Pinay's also Python6114: help me in my findings LilpNoYxDrEaMeR1: how you want me to help you Python6114: I just assumed that you are very skilled in finding some Pinay's you have a lot of Azn Pryde right? LilpNoYxDrEaMeR1: r you flip Python6114: nope in fact I'm some one you don't know and never will know, but I do want some nice Pinays LilpNoYxDrEaMeR1: yea i got pinoy pride Python6114: Yeah so you can help me out, what is the best way to get some Pinays LilpNoYxDrEaMeR1: my homegurls said the best advice way is to relax when your talkin to girls Python6114: right what about messaging them Python6114: I'm assuming that Pinay's is a slang for penis right? LilpNoYxDrEaMeR1: noooo phillipino LilpNoYxDrEaMeR1: man what race r you LilpNoYxDrEaMeR1: you aint phillipino Python6114: oh well then scratch the messaging part LilpNoYxDrEaMeR1: wtf Python6114: nope I just thought you could help me get some pinays LilpNoYxDrEaMeR1: man how the fuck can i help you get dick im straight shit Python6114: no I'm not phillipino I'm Cambodian LilpNoYxDrEaMeR1: wtf you trying to make fun of flips ? Python6114: Well look this is what you said you have a lot of pinoy pride huh, you have a lot of penis pride Python6114: no I just got confused LilpNoYxDrEaMeR1: fuck you i got phillipino pride Python6114: I'm not well indevered in my different usages of languages, I am having more then enough set backs with the English language. Python6114: oh I C LilpNoYxDrEaMeR1: man don't talk to me shut up Python6114: why what's going on maybe you can help me still, Just because I like sweaty Beefy Hogs doesn't mean you should shun me. You're prejudice against Gays aren't you LilpNoYxDrEaMeR1: no im not but your trying to insult phillipino's and i wont stand for that shit my uncle is gay so any waise LilpNoYxDrEaMeR1: enough don't talk to me anymore Python6114: to bad I'm not insulting Phillipinos Python6114: what's your uncle's name?
Aww yes dat's the sound of da police right there he signed off. Python6114: you gay Tanzia 682: whos asking?? Python6114: John Heart Tanzia 682: curious or being a dick? Python6114: I was going to say how much I like your opinion on people that IM you being a dick Python6114: that is what I'm curious about Python6114: Does it happen often? Tanzia 682: yes actually Python6114: how often Tanzia 682: like once or twice a day Python6114: that sucks and this is supposed to be the land of the free Python6114: well you have my support, for I am gay too, but just not that outspoken Tanzia 682: why thank you Python6114: it happened to me three times so I took the being gay off my profile Tanzia 682: its funny, alls i put was gay pride, i never said i was or was not Python6114: yeah I actually put, I am a gay man looking for a nicely built college guy Python6114: so i erased it Python6114: cause I had this one guy lyfecycle86 instant message me and he was like trying to be funny and he said like all you guys are $&%(# flamers and just get horny of tight asses and want to screw little boys and drink jizz and all these mean things and I was like wait a minute is this really the land of the free? you know what I mean Tanzia 682: its all happened to me a hundred times before Python6114: why are they so angry Tanzia 682: well we get more than they do :) Python6114: Yeah that is true that is probably why there mad, they can't even get the opposite sex, and we could get both if we wanted to Tanzia 682: LOL, exactly Python6114: I had a girl once KimR122885, you know I remember these so well cause it really hurt you know? anyway KimR122885, and I quote "I am more of a man then you are, how come you like getting grinding in the ass, from the same sex, that is stupid your dumb for being gay all gays are dumb." Python6114: I swear she was the most prejudice person I met Python6114: what was the worse one you ever went through Tanzia 682: a nazi (in real life) went nuts on me Tanzia 682: for no reason, i was just pumping gas Python6114: what did he say? Tanzia 682: just hurtful & angry things about how MY PANTS were "disgracing us as a race" Python6114: oh my God that makes me mad, what kind of pants, but not like that matters because I think it is those damn nazi's that disgrace us as a race Tanzia 682: i am only part of the human race, thats all Python6114: that's the truth and they are disgraceful to the human race Tanzia 682: exactly Python6114: you know I've only had one bad thing happen to me in real life and it was my graduating year of highschool Python6114: I went up for my highschool diploma and these group of skin heads where booing me, you know that was embaraasing in front of my parents and all. you know then when I was walking back they yelled Fags shouldn't go to college they should go to the streets and get money for screwing Python6114: and it weemed the whole place was laughing even my parents Tanzia 682: thats fucking horrible Tanzia 682: i would cry Python6114: kind of I broke of most ties to my home town of Seattle Python6114: I figured if I would have cried it would have made things worse Python6114: they would have said stuff like pansy flamer and stuff Tanzia 682: good call Python6114: they started a club at home called project deflame and they would try and play tricks on me Python6114: but I usually outsmarted them Tanzia 682: never go back Python6114: like once they put a big thing of horse shit in my locker and put degrading notes with the project deflame all inside my locker, and I was going to open it but I could tell it was messed up, so I got the principle and told him my locker was jammed Python6114: He opened it, but I think he was prejudice cause the other people got detentions and I still had to clean the locker Tanzia 682: fuckin people Python6114: yeah but you know what like you said we get more :-P Python6114: and you know what else I think we are a stronger people Tanzia 682: hey we all know where we are going in life Python6114: exactly Tanzia 682: us=up, them=down Python6114: I think I get it explain a little more Tanzia 682: hey im expecting a call so will you im me again sometime? Python6114: sure who's calling Tanzia 682: my guitar player, we have friend problems meaning all of our friends (including himself) are having boy/girl problems & we (i) have to solve them Tanzia 682: im glad im gay Python6114: yeah I never have boy girl problems Python6114: all right bye Tanzia 682: we are worry free :) Tanzia 682: talk to you later Tanzia 682: bye Python6114: yes praise all mighty god for that Python6114: Yes thank Jesus Christ for the support us gays have for eachother.
Well this should be the last sample of conversations for the day or two or three until we branch off conversations. Other then that thanks I hope your enjoying them. By the way when the other web-site is up I'll make sure to have more blogger interaction. That Of course I mean Sex by the way e-mail me if you think any of the sample ones are good, A.K.A Byron's or DevilMusic's. And if you want a conversation blogged that is funny, e-mail it to me by clicking the name after this blogg, or Python6114@aol.com And if the team thinks it's good we will put it up. And you can tell all your friends and your friends can do the same and it will be great and you'll become popular and get all the chicks.
bgangwish: hello, your from washington? toker6942055: yes bgangwish: thats tight bgangwish: me too bgangwish: where? toker6942055: Lynden bgangwish: where is that at? bgangwish: my name is Joeseph Guanlao, im from Bellvue bgangwish: im not a raging homosexual jizz drinking maniac out to stalk you....im just bored and want to talk to someone. i get so lonely on these cold cold nights. my nipples are erect as we speak. toker6942055: its right before canada bgangwish: oh thats cool toker6942055: yeah. thats gross man bgangwish: so how old are you? toker6942055: 15 bgangwish: koo, me too. actually i just turned 15. im a frosh toker6942055: yep me also bgangwish: ya, do the upperclassman "haze" you guys too? bgangwish: like throw you in a trash can and jizz on your face till you say uncle? toker6942055: yep bgangwish: ya, that sux bgangwish: your a m/f? toker6942055: m no they dont jizz in our face but from the looks of it u like them jizzin in your face bgangwish: no. im not into jizz myself. bgangwish: it tastes bad. warm drippy semen on my lips isnt fun like it used to be. i guess you just have to move on toker6942055: ok bgangwish: i take it you do? bgangwish: im not a homosexual by the way. at least not untill youve come into my life. toker6942055: fuck no i have never even seen another guys jizz your fuckin nasty bgangwish: hey, you just brought up the jizz stuff not me -Thats when he signed off. What a homo.
Byron had another really good one I thought also. Here it is it is when he raises above the jizz jokes and talks about religious humor.
bgangwish: hi I is4Isaac: um.. hi. bgangwish: your from Cedar Falls huh? bgangwish: thats cool I is4Isaac: I guess so.. and where are you from? bgangwish: im from Bellvue Washington myself. My name is Joeseph Gaunlao I is4Isaac: I see. bgangwish: so how old are you? I is4Isaac: 21. bgangwish: thats cool I is4Isaac: it is? it just sort of happened. bgangwish: you asian? I is4Isaac: nope, sorry. bgangwish: me neither. im a nazi crazy ass monkey bgangwish: j/k I is4Isaac: uh... ok. bgangwish: im asain. bgangwish: what are you? white/ I is4Isaac: yeah.. I'm white... bgangwish: you have a good christmas? I is4Isaac: don't celibrate chirstmas. bgangwish: oh why not? bgangwish: your atheist or something? I is4Isaac: I'm jewish. I is4Isaac: but I'm more of an athiest than anything. bgangwish: oh. that sux, those jewish people are quite the boring type of people. just kidding. I is4Isaac: I call myself jewish because it's my heritage. bgangwish: o i c I is4Isaac: =D bgangwish: so your a white ass jew huh? can you tell me more bout jew stuff? i dont get it much. hitler makes it seem bad. bgangwish: do you guys cut your penis or somthing? I is4Isaac: haha... just like a lot other people... just simple circumcision... I is4Isaac: I don't remember it though... it's not like I had a vote in the matter. bgangwish: oh....i thought you guys like cut it to the bone or somthing, thats terrible if you did. thats some crazy ass shit. i dont let know one chop off my dick. bgangwish: so i take it you hate hitler too? I is4Isaac: um... there is no bone in your penis. its the same thing as you probably have. a circumcision. I is4Isaac: well.. sure... why wouldn't I hate hitler? bgangwish: i dont know....some people like him. he might be a nice guy if your a white, blond hair ,blue eys kinda person. I is4Isaac: I'm sure he did something good for the people of his nation... but I don't know if it ws very much I is4Isaac: I don't think it'd be possible to forgive him for the horror he caused. bgangwish: ya. he killed a lot of jews.... bgangwish: so you guys spin the dradle and eat jew foods? I is4Isaac: I never did... bgangwish: oh I is4Isaac: I played spin the vodka bottle a few times. bgangwish: oh hehe I is4Isaac: =D bgangwish: hey....hitler drank vodka all the time and it was given free to his soldiers......jewish people hated that stuff i thought? what the? bgangwish: thats contradictory bgangwish: but oh well :-) i guess you can do what you please when your a jew. I is4Isaac: hated what stuff? vodka? bgangwish: ya I is4Isaac: why would they hate it? bgangwish: thats what i saw on the history channel I is4Isaac: beats me.. I never heard anything about it. bgangwish: oh bgangwish: so you have a girlfriend? I is4Isaac: I like vodka, in fact I collected a bottle from every country I went to this summer while I was traveling around europe. I is4Isaac: yeah I do. bgangwish: oh thats cool I is4Isaac: yup. I is4Isaac: I love my girlfriend. bgangwish: i collect stool samples from diffrent people in ever state i go to bgangwish: is your girlfriend a jew too? I is4Isaac: haha...nah, my girlfriend's not jewish bgangwish: oh I is4Isaac: told ya, man, I'm more of an athiest than anything. bgangwish: thats odd....what if she is a Nazi or one of those KKK people....be careful... I is4Isaac: I don't think she is.. but it's a good idea.. bgangwish: there all over I is4Isaac: yeah.. I've met a few. bgangwish: this guy Derek Richards is a crazy white guy, he put me in a trash can at school. but i dont think he is rascist. just mean and mad cause he hasnt got poontang for a good 2 weeks. bgangwish: i wish i could get a women or any type of vagina like matter. all i do is masturbate. no one wants a guy with the name Joeseph Gaunlao. It freaks them out. "what a homo" they say. "you twisted fruit"......its horrible. bgangwish: sometimes i look at my cat funny.... bgangwish: its anus looks so inviting bgangwish: but i bet youve heard all that stuff before bgangwish: considering jewish people dont have sex till there 25. i bet your thinking the same thing. I is4Isaac: uh... riiight. bgangwish: well ill let you go my jewish hombre bgangwish: keep spinning the dradle and going to BYU I is4Isaac: yup.. later bgangwish: and doin all the stuff with Ghandi. I is4Isaac: what? uh bye.
spit by Derek Richards at 7:55 PM.
just want derek's posts up.
spit by joseph guanlao at 5:47 PM.
Hey here we go I found this white power guy, klansman to be exact and I pose the question are klansman that superior? lets find out. I put in parenthesis to show true white power intelligence. Python6114: WaZZup Python6114: You really like that Kl Klux Klan TuPaC 229: yeah im in the klan (notice no apostrophe) Python6114: really? TuPaC 229: yeah Python6114: so what's up with this TuPaC stuff, if your in the klan you can't be down with pac TuPaC 229: no shit slick (notice the use of unintelligence in this comment) (plus the swear word for no reason) Python6114: So what's up then are you Klan or not TuPaC 229: why do u give a shit (notice it again) Python6114: Cause man I'm the grand dragon of Detroit TuPaC 229: yeah thats just wonderful (notice the crappy use of sarcasm) Python6114: It is White Power White Power Python6114: whooo hooo I got my jollies from white pryde TuPaC 229: u wanna see the real klan come down here where i live (notice the i is not capatilized) (you is spelled u) (want to is wanna) Python6114: where you live TuPaC 229: i might like tupac but atleast i know about the fuckin kaln (notice Klan is spelled wrong) (atleast is actually two words) TuPaC 229: mississippi Python6114: Yeah mississippi, well yeah actually I lied to you the whole time I'm really a gay jewish black dude and I want to know what you have against me TuPaC 229: 1 your gay 2 your a jew 3 your black (notice the wrong usage of your, it should be you're) TuPaC 229: any more questions (anymore questions should have a question mark after it) TuPaC 229: ? (punctuation marks should only be used after a phrase.) (that would have been better after the last question) Python6114: yeah what's wrong with that Python6114: cause 1 your prejudice 2 your people weren't here originally 3. Klansman are the reason that America isn't anymore advanced today, thank you by the way for 400 years of segregation and the civil war, plus the civil rights act that we had to do because all you Klansman wouldn't let blacks progress or the nation progress for that matter Python6114: Don't you have a baptist church to blow up or something? TuPaC 229: why are u talking to me (look know question mark) Python6114: get out of here you want to be unintelligent imbreeding klansman TuPaC 229: yeah im iMbreed (notice a capitalized M for mom, or who he screws nightly) Python6114: why don't you set a cross on fire and stick it in your ass TuPaC 229: cuz i have a dildo for that (notice the slang used for his mom) (plus cause is spelled cuz) Python6114: what is your intelligent klansman arguement on why white people are better then blacks or jews or what have you? Python6114: Don't have an answer I guess you whites aren't any better then the rest. I thought the superior race would have a comeback and be able to make a gay jewish black dude like myself look stupid right?
You be the judge who is smarter the white clansman, or the gay jewish black dude, Derek.
spit by Derek Richards at 1:18 PM.
Hey this is that one guy I had a conversation with and he got addicted to it. So he tried one and I promised I'd post it. Anyway it is some good smut, and I am thinking about created a branch off blogger page dedicated more to these prank messages plus the original inconsequential stuff that is written.
Devilmusic85: hello Devilmusic85: may i trouble you for some advise BRAZILMAN888: I'll try. What's up? Devilmusic85: i am currently in alot of trouble with like girls and doing stupid things that only teenagers will do Devilmusic85: im really involved with drugs and alcohol and i do bealive i have herpes now Devilmusic85: i was looking for someone who could show me where god is in my life and i found your profile saying about the mormon book Devilmusic85: it has crossed my mind before to become one but i needed advise first on what it is all about BRAZILMAN888: Have you ever heard of the Book of Mormon? Devilmusic85: someone once told me that they were reading it ( i think it was my dad, but i dont know him, but n/m bout that) but they said that god was evil and that he is only here to kill us all and make us sufer Devilmusic85: right now i am so lonley Devilmusic85: my mom lives with me but my dad moved out last year Devilmusic85: he hit my mom and she cant read or write anymore Devilmusic85: so she works at starbucks now Devilmusic85: where she only cleans the floors BRAZILMAN888: What are your feelings about God? Devilmusic85: i wouldnt beable to tell you Devilmusic85: my father has brainwashed my mind with so many bad things that i wouldnt beable to tell you what hes is or what i am Devilmusic85: he got me drunk once when i was 9 and hit me with a bottle Devilmusic85: as you can see, ive been through alot in my life Devilmusic85: thats why i want to find god BRAZILMAN888: Did you know that you are a child of God and that he loves you as a son? Devilmusic85: no i didnt know BRAZILMAN888: We are all children of our Hevely Father so that makes us all brothers Devilmusic85: i see Devilmusic85: that conforts me Devilmusic85: i wish that there was a real father for me like that on earth for me right now Devilmusic85: one who wouldnt hurt me like my dad did Devilmusic85: god i hate crying Devilmusic85: do you? BRAZILMAN888: God wants you to be happy Devilmusic85: brb i got to get some old newspapers to wipe my nose Devilmusic85: but if god wants me to be happy Devilmusic85: why am i misrabl;e Devilmusic85: brb Devilmusic85: ok im back Devilmusic85: i am so missrable and so hurt that i have tried to kill myself many times Devilmusic85: i have no way out of my life Devilmusic85: and i feel as if i need to leave Devilmusic85: i have no purpose Devilmusic85: except a pain relaiver for my father BRAZILMAN888: You need to learn about the true meaning of life. Devilmusic85: and what is that BRAZILMAN888: The Book of Mormon tells you Devilmusic85: the only fun or happynesssi get out of life is when i drink smoke weed or screw all those hot chicks Devilmusic85: where in the book of mormon Devilmusic85: my daddy says that it is wrong Devilmusic85: he sayd that the black book of satan is my way Devilmusic85: thats what he said to me two days before he left my house BRAZILMAN888: You need to read the whole book in order to find out if it's true for yourself Devilmusic85: i see BRAZILMAN888: Will you do that? Devilmusic85: but have you ever read the black book of satan BRAZILMAN888: no. There doesn't exist one. Devilmusic85: i need to find out where the mormon place is in town Devilmusic85: yes there is Devilmusic85: i am looking at it right now BRAZILMAN888: Stop. Devilmusic85: my father bought it when i was young BRAZILMAN888: Don't read it. Devilmusic85: when he went to a african tribe in africa Devilmusic85: im not sure when Devilmusic85: he went on a safari to kill endagered species he told me once Devilmusic85: why stop Devilmusic85: satan leads life as i know it to this day Devilmusic85: it says here Devilmusic85: that god cast down a spirit for everybody that will eat you fdorm insides out BRAZILMAN888: Are you done with your Satan crap? I have work to do.... Devilmusic85: i am sorry Devilmusic85: please forgive me Devilmusic85: all i need is someone to be nice to me BRAZILMAN888: God helps those that help themselves Devilmusic85: but i cant Devilmusic85: i am weak BRAZILMAN888: YES YOU CAN Devilmusic85: the mormon missionarias will not even step foot at my house for they have heard about my whereabouts Devilmusic85: and the thing i do BRAZILMAN888: Perhaps you are not ready to hear the truth. When you are ready to change, then they will come to you. Devilmusic85: i think i understand BRAZILMAN888: Good. Devilmusic85: but is it right to mess around with girls Devilmusic85: they come to me Devilmusic85: and i have sex with them BRAZILMAN888: NO Devilmusic85: and they pleasure me and so forth BRAZILMAN888: wrong Devilmusic85: but what if they are willing BRAZILMAN888: We must talk again sometime. Read the book and tell me about it later. Bye. Devilmusic85: you wouldnt bealive how many have come and have passed there visues and std's they have passed to me Devilmusic85: please do not go Devilmusic85: i need comforting
Devilmusic85: satan is reaching me and there is a girl knocking on my window i bealive
spit by Derek Richards at 12:12 PM.
Thursday, December 28, 2000
it takes the power of one.
spit by joseph guanlao at 11:11 PM.
Does it take like 5 bloggs before any thing is put up
spit by Derek Richards at 11:07 PM.
One More conversation, conversation everyday until this is taken down
Python6114: So there you really like them hooters? Devilmusic85: hell yea Python6114: so you live in Cali Devilmusic85: yea Python6114: Napa Valley Devilmusic85: yup Python6114: wow that must suck Devilmusic85: thats right Python6114: lot of old Grandma's with raisen tits huh? Devilmusic85: yup Devilmusic85: you hit that one square in the ass Python6114: bangin them selves with empty bottles of ensure Devilmusic85: haha Devilmusic85: yea Devilmusic85: and eating viagra boxes like whoa Python6114: yes like Whoa Python6114: HaHA Devilmusic85: yea Devilmusic85: hey who is this Python6114: anyway you like some of that hockey Devilmusic85: do you know bout napa Devilmusic85: hell yea Devilmusic85: im the captin of two of 4 tema si play for Devilmusic85: and im the goalie Python6114: just what I saw in view to a Kill the Bond movie Python6114: so you like the Dominick Hasek Devilmusic85: hell yea Python6114: He has some nice tits I'd like to bang him with a broken bottle of ensure and have his testis bleed all over my face Python6114: sorry I may have gotten carried away there Python6114: I just really like the guy Devilmusic85: its cool Devilmusic85: dude Devilmusic85: you aint gay are you Devilmusic85: oh ok Python6114: no why are you gay? Devilmusic85: hell no Python6114: oh I thought you were trying to ask me on a date or something Devilmusic85: hell naaa Devilmusic85: not in a million years dude Devilmusic85: but anyways...who is this Python6114: Just look at my Profile Python6114: But it's not like you have anything against gay people though right? Devilmusic85: not really Devilmusic85: as long as they dont touch me imcool Devilmusic85: before when i looked at your profile it said you lived in washington Python6114: I don't think so I lived in San Fransico my whole life Devilmusic85: Member Name: Joseph Guanlow Location: Bellvue, Washington Sex: Male Marital Status: single Computers: Dell Occupation: Writer for the Talking Dick Inc. Devilmusic85: whats that Python6114: The Talking Dick inc. It is a magazine some of us fellows put out Devilmusic85: ok Devilmusic85: talking dick? Devilmusic85: what kind of magizine Python6114: Yeah it is for Gay awareness Devilmusic85: i see Devilmusic85: so you are gay Python6114: Well quite frankly yes, but I'm not openly gay you know what I mean Devilmusic85: yea i see Devilmusic85: you dont act like it and shit Devilmusic85: so what brings you to me then Python6114: I don't go around grabbing people and 69ing them for pleasure and sucking back on some of that sperm Sunday Python6114: I really like hockey Python6114: And your profile came up Devilmusic85: i see Devilmusic85: thats cool Python6114: And I write for the sports column of the Talking Dick Devilmusic85: well hockey's like the best thing in my life Devilmusic85: tight Python6114: Well yeah I was just going to ask you about the return of one of the greatest players, I assume you know all ready who I speak of. Devilmusic85: marios lemiuex Devilmusic85: mario* Devilmusic85: oh yes Python6114: Yes sir Devilmusic85: i saw some of what he played last night or the night before Devilmusic85: pretty good Devilmusic85: accually Devilmusic85: not good Devilmusic85: amazing Devilmusic85: ive always wondered about the real great one Python6114: yeah he is an amazing guy one goal and two assists Devilmusic85: yup Python6114: well actually yes I have an assignment I've been giving and you hit the fat guy on my head right there with that one. Who is the real Great One? Devilmusic85: mario lemuiex Devilmusic85: i think hes way better then that dumbass wayne gretsky Python6114: gretsky used to play for your Kings are you mad because he left your team? Devilmusic85: i dont like the kinds Devilmusic85: kings* Devilmusic85: my favorites are the Sharks Python6114: really that is cool I like there logo the most Devilmusic85: yup Python6114: anyway you probably realize that the kind of men that read this magazine a real flaming jizz jugging ass cheek jugglers so I must turn them on to reading about sports by asking a few jizzerific questions about hockey Devilmusic85: ok Python6114: How do you think we can get more gays involved with hockey? Devilmusic85: expl;ain the question more Devilmusic85: sorry Devilmusic85: im little slow today Python6114: I'm really looking to start a gay hockey league here in Sanfransico and I was wondering how we could get moe fags involved Devilmusic85: but i think that to get more gays involed there would probably be more advertisment in san fransico about it. i know many gay people right now that love to go out and see men go on the ice and beat the shit out of eachother Devilmusic85: so i wouldnt know how to get them all rounded up to do it all Python6114: well let me tell you what we have so far. Devilmusic85: ok Python6114: We have the phillips arena donated to us by John Phillips himself an outspoken gay. Devilmusic85: ok Devilmusic85: and you want an accual Gay NHL team? Python6114: We have four teams so far the purple penguins, no not NHL just a little fun league where we can smack that puck around look at eachothers asses and take hot showers with each other. Besides I hear guys give better head when they don't have teeth Devilmusic85: ok Devilmusic85: like an in house leauge Python6114: the Nothern Sanfransico Nad Squad Devilmusic85: whatever dude Python6114: yep an in house league Python6114: you know your hocky shit Devilmusic85: so why are you telling me Python6114: Well I heard your the biggest hockey fan in all of southern Cal, so your opinion would be great Devilmusic85: whwre did you hear that Devilmusic85: imin northern Python6114: And the Bay Area Butt Huggers need a new Goalie Devilmusic85: dude Devilmusic85: thats enough Python6114: there last goalie got an unexpected hooking that injured him Python6114: It was on his own time for pleasure but he is out for the season Devilmusic85: yea Python6114: Anyway so your not interested Devilmusic85: i would need more info even though on the fact this sound slike a crock of shit Python6114: Well I mean we just need more men to turn out Devilmusic85: yea Devilmusic85: is there any web sight or anything i can go to for this Python6114: that's the problem right there, people think this whole thing is a joke, they don't realize there are tons of gay men out there who want to get on the ice and bash the puck around Devilmusic85: so then be it Devilmusic85: just the way that you are wording it and they way ytou change story to story doesnt make any sence Python6114: It's not official yet but in about 2 weeks you can go to www.gayhockeyleague.com Devilmusic85: alright Python6114: Oh yes that is the problem Python6114: It seems that I did change a bit Python6114: Hell lets put it into teenage terms shall we. Some Fucking Faggots wanna Fuck after a sweaty Ass Hocky match, but they want a league to let people know that Fag Advancement is for real, and we here at the Talking Dick, want to support them. How can we get more fags interested Devilmusic85: asvertisment Devilmusic85: tv Devilmusic85: radio Devilmusic85: flyers at the arena Python6114: Well what do you think would turn some gays on to hockey how should we advertise it? Python6114: The best way is to sexual appeal to gays Devilmusic85: broadcast it Python6114: What do you thinkg a good gay hocky fantasy is Devilmusic85: i wouldnt know Python6114: try and thinkg of a good one really quick brb Devilmusic85: i cant do that dude Auto response from Python6114: I will be right back if this is about questions of the gay hockey league please email them to python6114@aol.com Devilmusic85: i dont swing that way Python6114: Right I understand but just put you in my shoes and think what would turn me on Python6114: anyway those where the fliers for our hockey league, so yeah I forgot to tell you we are promoting it that wa, but we need something better Devilmusic85: i steamy shower or somethin i donno Devilmusic85: call up some radio station and tell em bout it Devilmusic85: im sure some radio station has some gay guy on there Python6114: So you think that if we showed a commercial like during full house, with like 10 guys in a shower room naked taking a shower, then say the Gay Hockey League even defeat feels so good Devilmusic85: i donno Devilmusic85: maybe Python6114: you think it is pretty for a gay guy Devilmusic85: ? Python6114: you think it is pretty good for a gay guy Devilmusic85: yea Python6114: Are flyer has a picture of Radek Bonk bending over to hit a slap shot, and then the caption says wouldn't you like to be fucking that ass? Join the Gay Hockey League at your nearest Community Center, or wherever Boy Scout signups are? Devilmusic85: umm alright whatever you say Devilmusic85: im gonna go now cause im gonna go practice on my shot Devilmusic85: later dude Python6114: me too Python6114: vague definitives. {basic unsnapple sky flavor.} http://iinvoke.cjb.net
spit by Derek Richards at 2:49 PM.
Sunday, December 31, 2000
