One of my biggest pet peeves is when people argue things from every angle but never seem to find a right or wrong answer. It's all about "maybe." You know, I have to spend 3 years doing this in order to become a lawyer.

Where is the justice in that!?

Fortunately, I won't maneuver like this in conversation with friends since I want to keep them as friends for a long time. Aren't I thoughtful? Or am I just saving my own precious time? Or do I think everyone is too doltish to understand what I'm getting at? Or...

Objection, your Honor!