mmmmmm.....spandamint.......

jokes and crap. la la! laugh while at this site! ATLEAST ONCE!

dumb blonde jokes. do i need to explain this one?

THE EYES! THEY FOLLOW THE MOUSE! MUAHAHAH! (yeah im desperate for ideas)

see spot cartoons i made...they suck, i know...but i tried :)

updates...AND DANDY TASTIC...PICTARURES?

i like e-mail. i like getting e-mail. so press this button now maam.

friday, february 23

mmmmmm conans on ((love him))
moms on phone
i want french fries
joe emailed me
should answer him
sigh.
hm.
uhhhhh by the end of the night i think im gonna put descriptions on all the pages thatdont have them yet.
and yeah.
i hope mom goes to bed.
grr...

posted by spanda at 12:32 AM

~~picking scabs~~
...bad fucking habit...

posted by spanda at 1:06 AM

i think i broke my toe
because im clumsy
and i was walking to get water
and we have swivel chairs in our living room
2...for no reason. we just have them.
and uhhh...so i was walking?

and the wheels on the chair have little gaps inbetween. AND SOMEHOW. i managed to jam my toe right in the gap. and i pulled it out really fast and tried to walk. AND IT HURT LIKE HELL. ah jesus christ it hurt.

so i was screaming and fuck fuck fuck damnit ow.

and the i felt really sick. like i was gonna throw up. and i had to sit down.

now my toe is freezing cold. freezing. its turning blue and purple. i cant feel it. its tingling. oh nooo ahhh please save my toe.

it hurts.
i cant move it.
ahhg.

posted by spanda at 3:14 PM

test this fucker damnit.

posted by spanda at 10:41 PM

wednesday, february 21

yay
eminem won a grtammy
best rap albummm
kick asss monkey man.
hmmmahhh!
and atleast evil people didnt win pop shit.
aha
*dies*

posted by spanda at 8:48 PM

tuesday, february 20

ohhhhhh we just had a family movie time. we never do. but whatever.
we watched sleepy hollow.
on dvd...cause we're...oh so high tech.
that was a really good movie. i think.
i liked when...he chopped into the tree and the blood was hitting his face, and then the heads rolled out.
and when the guy got a cross threw his stomach.
what else.
i just liked the movie.
and then in the end when he kissed her and her mouth was blkeeeeeding.
oh yes. good movie. (im serious)

posted by spanda at 11:34 PM

sunday, february 18

seeing that iom incredibly sad right now
and its 6 on a sunday night
and i dont have school or a week
my webpage will be coming along faster then i thought

posted by spanda at 5:54 PM

saturday, february 17

i have a really bad ear ache, but im sure somehow i deserve it. so anyway, im gonna try working on making my blog look better today so it isnt all fucked up and aligned weird, and oh shit my legs asleep NOOOO AHHHHHHHH.

its awake now. so anyway. im gonna see if i can move it to angelfire instead of geocities also, because geocities sucks ass of donkey. yes yes it does. and its slow as fuck. and stupid. and die. but i bet i wont be able to. if any one reads this, id ask if anyone knew any good sites that i could use for my news sections. but since no one does yet, and probably never will...i wont bother. so anyway.

i found a cool site. who would by that...yeah...its all these auction things, its funny. some guys selling a snowball. and its going for 12. fun stuff. oh yes.

posted by spanda at 7:39 PM

this is gay. now like every post under the midget whore ones are all violety. whatever, i dont care. fiz it some otehr time. right now i have murder on my mind. sigh.

posted by spanda at 10:59 PM

this is gay
now theyre all purple.
fuck it.
do it later.
sigh.

posted by spanda at 11:03 PM

wednesday, february 14

iiiiiii am sick againnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......
ill work on this page
over vacation
blahhhhhhhhhhh
yeaaaaaahs.........

posted by spanda at 8:43 PM

friday, february 9

miiiiiiidgets!!!!!

i know...its CRAZY!!!!!!!!!

posted by spanda at 3:51 PM

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