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Thursday, November 2, 2000

It's been awhile, since I last blogged. Blog almost became a forgotten concept. What the hell can I blog about. Maybe I'll just blurt out anything that comes to mind......
Well, school is in full swing. I started out pretty damn bad, but now I've rebounded pretty well. Most teachers is this friggin school should all be shot. Da G-man knows best! So, school has been a dog biting my ass without me noticing.
I'm trying to decide what CDs to buy, to fullfill my ColumbiaHouse contract. So far, I don't know. Maybe I should consult people I know.
TV is good for you. People should check out the new shows like Ed, Michael Richards Show, and even Normal, Ohio. What a fucked up show that is.
Yogurt is good. So are Cinnamon Toast Crunch and Oreos. Hmmm...

posted by Patrick Chan 4:06 PM

Sunday, October 1, 2000

Hmmm, ack, meow. I have recently been introduced to trading video tapes by a friend. What a kickin' idea, although I'd like to kill this person for doing so. ;) I've been catalogueing tapes for a few weeks now. I can say this, "It is fucking tedious!" I always knew I had a lot of tapes, but I didn't know I had THIS many until I counted. I have about 60-70 tapes right now. I only imagined 40, or 50 at most. All the stuff I have is wack! Out of everything, I am most proud of my cartoon collection. To me, I have a lot. So, I think I'll focus on trading cartoons.
posted by Patrick Chan 2:30 PM

Words, from the wise:
"An Australian relief effort is knitting sweaters to protect the fur of penguins who are being affected by an oil spill. The sweaters are being refused by many penguins who would rather die then dress casual." - Conan O'Brien

posted by Patrick Chan 2:24 PM

Monday, September 25, 2000

Wow. I haven't blogged in a while.
Leg-pressing 320 pounds is not fun. I did that in gym today. I felt good right after that, but after 4th period, my leg started to convulse, and I had cramps up and down my legs. Imagine having yer legs fucked up the entire day in school. I limped to class, up and down the stairs, it was pretty funny. Well, atleast I know my legs are pretty strong, and they have a long way to go as well, so I may be able to leg-press more than 400 pounds. Yikes!
Today, I almost pulled the fire alarm. Accidentally of course. I was walking to gym, and I flung my bag around me, and suddenly, I hear a small alarm go off. I yelled SHIT at the top of my lungs, and everyone looked at me and screamed, "FUCK, U IN BIG TROUBLE YO!... HE DID IT!" I ran away real quick, and just went to gym. Luckily, you need to pull the lever underneath to trip the alarm. BUT, suring 3rd period, someone tripped it! I was like fuck yea, I instigated something! LOL.

posted by Patrick Chan 3:33 PM

Saturday, September 16, 2000

The weekend is finally here. Thank you, whoever you are up there! School is great, except for the fountain (yes, it spews out on me) of homework I get every night. Not fun at all, I do say. It feels good to have friends in every class. Not that I have anything to anticipate this weekend, I do have a wedding or something to attend. The couple are so called "family," which I know nothing about. So, really, I'd rather be doing anything else. Lets see, highlights. Twitch City grows on me every week. Don McKellar is a friggin genius. Meals on wheels, psycho killers, throwing people through windows, ah, it's all good. Not to mention, Molly Parker is a great actress.
Mental note: "I gotta stop playing my guitar. I've gotten to the point where I am too good for myself. Hahaha. I gotta also stop talking to myself. I am not an aspiring actor. I have no intentions to become an actor. I could do voice-overs, hmmm, no that's too much work. What would. William Shatner. Do. In this. Situation."
Mental note: "I must get a car soon. I must become a superior driver. I must not be offensive, yet not defensive. I must be a good driver, and watch out for Bambi."
I need a car to work. I need to work, so I can say I have some sort of life. Ah, I can't wait to get my license, and go cruisin' with my buddies. Parking is something I still need to work on. So, New York City, here I come! Fade to Black.

posted by Patrick Chan 10:55 AM

Thursday, September 14, 2000

Nil.
posted by Patrick Chan 4:11 PM

Friday, September 8, 2000

La escuela. La escuela es buena este ano. Maybe that sounds impossible, but the high school is shaping up! The new principle dude, Mr. Albert?, really knows what he's doing. (Dr. Savage would've made a better or even the best principle this school would ever have. He did consider applying. He'd turn the school into a boot-camp, haha.) Renovated bathrooms and exhaustive authorité over the thugs who be smokin' in ma batrooms! Shityea. This school year is gonna be fly!, minus the thought of the shitloads of work that is...
posted by Patrick Chan 8:36 PM

Tuesday, September 5, 2000

Muthersluckers! The past few days have been horrid. First, I got attacked by a virus. It wasn't so much as a killer virus, it was a annoying worm called Happy99.worm. Oh well. Then, I decided to reformat my comp to install Windows 98 SE.

Backup files: SMART
Delete them:DUMB
Write on a CD-R w/ a Uni-Ball pen: FUCKING DUMB.

Well, I did flush 5 years of AOL PFC files and about 300 megs of downloads. I did learn a lesson though. I managed to salvage my prized possesion: Tchan70527's PFC. How? I am a genius! Because the pen left the blank areas on the cd, I attempted to color them back up with the pen! It worked...for 1 minute that is! But hell, I managed to get the 20 meg PFC out of there working. But, I am still pissed caz I lost my other PFC's, which contained all my mail from the "golden days." I am still going to try to access the data on that CD-R until I die!!! I will triumph, because I can't be beat by myself nor a piece of no good plastic (very good coaster!)!
posted by Patrick Chan 5:21 PM



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