My stats are down..ugh..
sneezed by Misses Wang at 7:33 PM

I've pretty much spent the entire day at the computer..as uuuusual.TOmorow i'm starting college.I yet have to pack.And yet have to realize i'm off to college too.That's gonna be tougher than making joseph believe that god empregnated his wife..i mean,how would you have taken this?

-oh honey!by the way, IM pregnant!
-oh dahrling,im so sorry...I KNEW we shouldnt have kissed !
-oh nonono,It's not YOUR mistake!
-**perplex**
-see,its the doing of God,he has chosen us to deliver his child.
-oh.okay!

not only does the father have to bring up the child of ANOTHER.But he cant even have sex with his own wife!If he does, whatever happens to the virgin mary deal?Is she still a virgin after having the baby?Can she have sex?Does she have nipples?The bible doesnt cover any of this vital information.All the real things that would be VERY usefull in real life.Because hey!What happens if YOU get pregnant by the will of god.What do you do then?EH,exactly, YOU DONT KNOW!Because the monks of back then were too commited into carving the ten commandments with their own teeth,to think about that.
sneezed by Misses Wang at 6:05 PM

There, its a pre-designing era. I hope you'll enjoy it as much as i will...
sneezed by Misses Wang at 2:39 AM

Monday, August 14

Reader, i know you are not reading this; but just in case something along those very improbable lines happen,
the layout is gonna look like crap for a little while, be patient of fear my wrath.

lovingly
Zeus
sneezed by Misses Wang at 4:21 PM

Sunday, August 13

Fantabulous, thats me.I just joined Ze webloggers ring. Send me congratulation kisses.
sneezed by Misses Wang at 5:40 PM

How to be a proper Punk, all you ever needed and didnt need to know about how to be a true inidvidual anarchist.
sneezed by Misses Wang at 3:44 PM

This guy slays my hairdying by a thousand deaths and makes me look like a mere Gap shopper.There is a god afterall..**bows**
watson, time to be a sinner!
sneezed by Misses Wang at 2:48 PM

When im doing a research for manic panic , i dont expect to find sex toys fetish.If i want sex toys fetish, i ll just type SEX TOYS FETISH or if im fancy, toys fetish sex, i could even push it to FETISH TOYS SEX ( who is going to have a chalkful of pervs visitng her site today?) but in NO case would i ever type manic panic.Put yourself in my european size 38 shoes,I'm sure you wouldnt be very happy if you were doing a research on the Pope and instead got into a playboy site ,well..maybe if you are a playboy fan you 'll exclamate yourself with a powerful YAY!IM on a PLAYBOY SITE!Screw the papacy!..but eitherwayz,those cases are far and few in between (people researching info on the pope that is) mmmkay?
sneezed by Misses Wang at 2:36 PM

OOh, im dying my hair again today! i dont know which color to choose this time though, Tell me what your favorite is :)
sneezed by Misses Wang at 1:42 PM

Wah,i just woke up with this cherry soda aftertaste in my mouth,well it could also be rootbeer cream soda special.. im not sure.I need two full hours to turn on my evil/good detector.Its between those two dreadful hours that i pull off the most gross alimentar experimentations known to earth, for example mixing anything i can find with in my hot chocolate.note that I only notice it ten billion years later:

me :Ee-wuh, you had WHAT for breakfast you nasty footmole?!
friend:uh, same thing as you,i skipped the anchovies and the noodles though.
me : Mommy!

...i dont even LIKE anchovies...*sigh*
sneezed by Misses Wang at 1:28 PM

Saturday, August 12

No reviews tonight,I'm washed out,dying,depressive,deprived,dull,broken,bent,distorted,cold,uncaring.
empty empty empty.
sneezed by Misses Wang at 11:39 PM

Wilde was the most beautiful man of his time, I hope riothero doesnt fall for Bosie.
sneezed by Misses Wang at 8:47 PM

hahahaHAhHAHAAhahaha! beautiful Brad.
sneezed by Misses Wang at 7:46 PM

I just watched this movie called Time Loop at IFilm.com , the movie in itself i admit is rather annoying and boring.But there is something to it that grasped my attention and made me sit through the whole 9 minutes without too much simiesque grunting on my side.Maybe its the actor's peculiar face,maybe its the Erik Satie music at the end..or perhaps its simply the idea it offered me.
Since birth we Vomit words and actions, trying to save our pathetic little lives, our positions, our self-esteem.And without us noticing those petty concerns end up locking us in a world of our own where everything seems to be repeated endlessly.A world where our habits own us and end up destroying our essence.
sneezed by Misses Wang at 6:19 PM

Allright this may sound strange to some of you but....HOW for the love of god did Vegeta EVEr get to slip his little pansy ass in Bulma s bed...i just cannot BUY this! I ve been having this problem for quite a while now...Jimmy told me never to rule out any possibilities, not even a crotch garden..whatever that is..be kind and tell him he's insane and needs to be shipped off to another country.
sneezed by Misses Wang at 3:33 AM

The Deftones are the loveable group of the day.Especially that lead singer.He always looks like he is about to vomit all over the set.Its beautiful! How does he do it??!Going on their site made me understand many things about them.After 2 minutes of close watch, I too felt like gagging.
sneezed by Misses Wang at 2:52 AM

working on a "so..wanna learn more about this psychopath girl eh?" section ..i dunno about the title yet, but ill try to make it worth while : send me questions, it will spice it up,I'll answer anything for you.(but i read your mind in fact I KNOW what youre going to ask: NO i havent had midget sex in my friends hot tub...sigh,perverts)
sneezed by Misses Wang at 2:15 AM

So that is it, Morcheeba officially sucks now.I never was a fan of theirs,but they used to have a decent sound,and i enjoyed "Trigger hippie" as much as the next fat guy..."Rome wasnt built in a day" is NOT GOOD in ANY WAY! When a band uses a worn out cliche as title for their song, something is more than afoot.They took their status for granted and mixed bubbly dull lyrics sung sweetly over easy listening beats expecting to get a free way into our brains and our wallets.Catch or fry? FRY!
sneezed by Misses Wang at 1:52 AM

Hot Reviews cookin : Jean Giono : Un roi sans divertissements (ill get you the english translation when i get it right); Racine: Andromaque
sneezed by Misses Wang at 1:25 AM

Friday, August 11

My latest addiction :Blur.Band that i had previously shunned because of different reasons, I finally picked up their Cd ,and got smashed in the face.Experimental,distorted sounds blasted quietly from my uni-stereo.Many people would probably not like this Cd because of its lack of sound consistency.(and people that bought the cd for the catchy fast paced Song 2 will most likely be VERY disappointed, and its their fat loss). It is its actual lack of equilibrium that makes this cd special.No two songs sound the same.Beware, the urge of listening to it over and over again until you've unlocked each of its hidden secret will soon take you over.A good buy if you ask moi.
sneezed by Misses Wang at 5:49 PM

What happens if you masturbate with chocolate pudding? Just something that crossed my mind
well, rejoice kids for its review time:
- i m dumbfounded and guilty, i love Ever After, with all of its flaws and all of its muschy romantical cliches...im such a girly hunter...
sneezed by Misses Wang at 4:26 PM

Im STARVING i havent had real fooooood in days.Its at those time that i wish i were a real hunter, covered with blood, skin, guts and flies, Yee haw!
Im thinking about training on my neighbours fatass cat, Honey, Get the fire ready! Its kitty S'mores special tonight!
sneezed by Misses Wang at 3:45 PM

OOh pwetty!, my soon to be read manga aquisition. Who cares? i do!
sneezed by Misses Wang at 2:28 PM

Didnt write much lately did i...bah, stop whinning, or jackie chan shall rape your furry buttocks with his nunshakas.(spell spell spell).Im bitchy but i have a good reason, i got woken up this morning.I dont like that.Tim will perish.I have to do the dishes.Bah.Allright im done whinning ,here 's your daily shot of links, starting [dun dun dun] NOW!
**Inhaling deeply**
-MP3.com, is hiring, YAY! The only hic on my donkeys back is that all the half decent jobs are taken( meaning : anything creative) so you can forget it.

-SMILE!

all those flash intros seemed nice at first, but after having to wait every second of my life for one lousysonofagun 3 seconds animation i decided it HAD TO STOP!Sure it looks pretty (when youre lucky) And yeah, it attracts attention, But a flash page aint a happy page!See, everyone is not the humongous goo of patience that i am, and if you want hits CUT the flash!CUT! no! BAD! cut! CUT IT! NOW! Cut!!!

Here s an idiotic flash page that pictures the full horror of one liners and capitalist publicity,but its also a page that happens to be featuring my new love : Tony Clifton.... oh baby!
sneezed by Misses Wang at 2:03 PM

Monday, August 7

There is a torrid love story between these boots and me !
sneezed by Misses Wang at 6:21 PM

WHy oh why, cant anyone find decent 20 eyed boots for less than 200 bucks online...can ANYONE tell me?...sigh...
sneezed by Misses Wang at 4:26 PM

I really dont know what was worse, the cheesy fireworks at the end while the gentile hero and the young maiden are holding the child of hope.Or,The total passivity and UNbelievable heroism [right] of the astronauts when about to explode in gazillion of themselves.Acting not even my teeny-bopper neighbour would buy....Deep impact was a bad movie.The only decent thing about it was the flood.If you happen to watch it watch that, and snooze, have sex, do anything during the rest..just catch that scene.

In the not-as-bad-but-i-still-got-bored-so-what-the-hell category :Elections..A very decent movie, for the brain impaired..Obvious characters, Overdone plot.Overdone everything.Entertaining enough to keep me and my plate of pasta company.

And Finally to close up this movie review with a bouquet..TOPAZ, Alfred Hitchcock...enough said.I wont allow myself to add up to that.And this ladies and gentlemen closes our Aleks 4 am movie review of greatness.Now go out and play kid.
sneezed by Misses Wang at 3:53 AM

Sunday, August 6

I got feedback from this colorquiz link,Looks like its accuracy has freaked more than one.Some even cried.But the latter are special people that need to be sent to New Jersey and shot.
Since you like it so much i ll post it again...and again..and if you missed the train, just click here... and send me feedback.its good therapy for you,and its a good laughter for me.
sneezed by Misses Wang at 7:28 PM

Im leaving for the beach.I dont like the beach.But my fascist family does.Im screwed.
sneezed by Misses Wang at 2:07 PM

i am munching on cherries.colorful,tasty cherries.Not so long ago the packet was full..there are about three cherries left now.selfish me.what about the others? what others?!You know, the O-T-H-E-R-S.These people.Them! live in your house. Kinda people that Always shut the bathroom when you really really really need to take one of those humongous craps...somewhat look like you.Dont say that on the net! Where s my reputation now?Down the drain?shut up!Besides,theyre sleeping! So ? thats no excuse! so nothing! I ll eat the damn cherries damnit!

Tonight ,i also came to realization that the big fat X's the bouncers delicatly drew on the back of my hands whilst at the veruca salt concert ,werent a mark of how cool and hip i was.(i guess i can go wash my hands now) thank you Adam
sneezed by Misses Wang at 2:22 AM

Friday, August 4

Meet the Anne Geddes generation .....miniature,drooling,carnivalesque us...make it stop...

on another "touch" : meet the vagina section!Or how looking up vagina at salon.com gives you surprising results.

It was a monday night.The doctors had just called up, the operation could work,or it could fail.Just like throwing a coin...head or tails.The babies were still inside of her...dead.Choked in their own placenta.Ironical protection.They were three..Three would-have-beens..now just pathetic ex-lives.Strangers to us,to each other..to themselves.The operation was costly...everyone cried,everyone hugged..remembering how good she had been to all of them.Questions were raised,should the operation be allowed?Was it worth it?...unspoken,they too were entrapped in a dead protection.Heads and tails..pay?They had the big color tv in the back of their heads..restaurants to go...They loved her.Very much.But what if the operation failed?All that money.Gone?They loved her.Yes very much.But they loved the tv too...
sneezed by Misses Wang at 9:30 PM

Thursday, August 3

the coolest gift....nudge nudge
sneezed by Misses Wang at 6:58 PM

Like colors? dont know what the hell is wrong with you? colorquiz has the answer.

Ill be changing this layout sooner or later, but before later comes and eats our children, tell me what you think about it!"LET IT LIVE" shrieks she with a rather guttural tone .well fine...fine, i ll let it live, even if it kills me.(hardy har har)Instead i ll put all the links up and running like crazy mofos during the blitzkrieg ( for a change), and mayhaps MAYHAPS, add snippy snaps of my drawing doodles...
sneezed by Misses Wang at 1:28 PM

Wednesday, August 2

i feel like shit but i got my new layout down...so yay for me!
sneezed by Misses Wang at 9:59 PM