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  wednesday, august 29

i ran into greg last night on my way back from doing laundry. i was a little jittery while talking to him after what i did last week. what if he knew? what if he wasn't really passed out?

anyway, he told me about what's been going on and stuff. it seems he and his girlfriend have been having a rough time lately. they nearly broke up last week. he remembered getting really wasted and shit that monday night after they had this big fight, with shouting and throwing things and stuff. but after that he said he completely blocked out and couldn't remember what happened to him. all he remembers is coming home in the morning all groggy and shit, and discovering that his calvins were on backwards.

and then we talked about aaliyah and her sudden death. he says it really shocked him. she's one of his favorite r&b artists, apparently. i simply nodded in agreement. i was too distracted with sexual thoughts to think of something nice to say. god, he is so fucking hot. i want him. bad.

i was going to suggest a dinner or something but his phone rang. it was the girlfriend.

my cue to exit.
posted by
Sabrina Douchemore at 11:43 AM

  friday, august 24

it's friday, friday, friday!! thank god! supposed to do something with chris and tracey tonight but the bitches haven't called yet. i really wanna go see "the others" but tracey doesn't want to. and chris says he's alreayd seen it.

hmph!
posted by
Sabrina Douchemore at 1:20 PM

  wednesday, august 22

of course. trust my smelly boss to ruin the good mood that i was in earlier.

i'd really, really love if some psycho killer came and offed his british ass.

okay, that was a bit much, i know. but it's how i feel. and you can't arrest someone for that! see, i know my criminal law.
posted by
Sabrina Douchemore at 12:28 PM

i don't think you ready for this jelly
i don't think you ready for this jelly
i don't think you ready for this
cause my body too bootylicious for ya babe

yeah, i'm feeling bootylicious today.
posted by
Sabrina Douchemore at 8:52 AM

  tuesday, august 21

another week gone by with no updates. i'm pathetic. i should just close this site and shut the fuck up completely, right?

oh! but i've got something to say this time, though!

omg!! i'm still pinching myself cuz i can't believe it happened!

you remember greg, right?

omg!! i can't sit still!

so, yeah... greg. we fucked last night!!! (you may shriek for me now.)

i know! it's fucking exciting! i'm still, like, all wet and everything. in fact, i got in late this morning because of that.

in a nutshell, here's what happened...

last night, as i was getting ready for bed and stuff, i heard someone at the door. i instantly thought it was a thief or something because it sounded like someone was picking at the lock. anyway, i go look through the peephole and to my surprise, i realize that it's him, looking very inibriated. he obviously didn't know he got off on the wrong floor as he tried desperately to make his key work. i stop for a moment to think whether i should let him in or not. i thought, "what if this guy goes nuts or something? i don't know him that well yet." but i decide to take a chance and let him in.

it was so funny! i open the door and he just walks in. he doesn't even notice that it's the wrong apartment. he staggers to the couch where he passes out. i look at him for a moment. so fucking gorgeous even when punch drunk. i knew then what i was going to do. i didn't care that he reeked of beer. i thought, "this is my chance to have my way with him, and i'm going to take it, sober or not."

so i ease him into the bedroom. god was he heavy! i lay him down and start removing his clothes. i leave his calvins on and just watch him for a moment. then i get into bed with him and start kissing him all over, starting from his feet. he groans a little bit. i was afraid that he was going to snap out and realize what was going on. but he remained semi-unconscious. i say "semi" because eventhough he was completely out of it, his body knew exactly what was going on and was responding accordingly. within minutes, he had this fucking huge hard-on that i caressed with my hand as i sucked on his hard nipples. the foreplay didn't last very long. i couldn't fucking wait and just ripped his calvins off and started sucking on his cock. it smelled exactly like i remember. not a trace of ugly man scent. i'm tellin ya, this man's cock is without a doubt the freshest-smelling dick i've ever wrapped my lips around.

anyway, i suck his dick for a good ten, maybe fifteen, minutes. i had to stop a couple times because he was releasing so much pre-cum. then i decide to finish it off. i got a condom from the dresser. took me a while to find a size that would fit him. he's quite a big boy. so i find one and put it on his cock and then sat on it and started riding him. it didn't take very long before he exploded and filled the rubber with his jizz. and i was like, "great. he's done and i'm not."

i wasn't going to let it happen, me not getting at least one orgasm. so i went over him, sat on his face and with slow gentle motions, i rubbed my pussy all over his lips until i was satisfactorily pleasured.

he remained passed out through it all.

when i got up this morning, he was still asleep. i had some breakfast and then quickly showered and got dressed. as soon as i was ready to go, i put his clothes back on and helped him up from the bed. i struggled with him to the door where he finally came to. i quickly shoved him into the elevator and pressed his floor before he realized what was going on.

i'm not sure if he would remember the events of last night or this morning. i'm kinda hoping he won't. but we'll soon find out.

at the moment, all i care about is that i finally got what i wanted.
posted by Sabrina Douchemore at 11:21 AM

  monday, august 13

i saw american pie 2 last night. friggin' hilarious. you gotta see it.
posted by
Sabrina Douchemore at 9:37 AM

  wednesday, august 8

it's been over a week, i know.

fuck.

my new british-accented, tea-drinking, dusty springfield-loving, smelly boss is totally working my ass off.

i hate him. i fucking hate him.

i so need to find a new job.

fuck!
posted by
Sabrina Douchemore at 3:37 PM

  friday, july 27

masturbating with common household items: the slut's guide to practical domestic bliss
part 2

item no. 3 - cell phone // i have an ex-boyfriend to thank for introducing me to the pleasures of "wireless communication." i think i use my cell phone for masturbating more than i use it to actually call people. i like to set it to vibrate mode and call myself over and over and over. really gets me going! the slut's rating: 9/10 orgasms.

item no. 4 - vaccum cleaner // i have a really old-school vaccum cleaner. you know, one of those clunky hoover things made in god knows when. i bought mine at some flea market. it actually still works pretty good, though i think i'm gonna have to retire it soon. the handle's kinda worn out and i don't think they make replacement parts for this particular type anymore. plus, i never reallyenjoyed using it. it's really awkward. gives me pussy cramps all the time. the slut's rating: 5/10 orgasms.

item no. 5 - salt/pepper shaker // i'm not a good cook but i do spend a lotta time hanging out in the kitchen making stuff up. i discovered the "shaker" while trying to create some kinda meatloaf thing a couple months ago. i have a fairly "well-endowed" pepper shaker so cooking has never been the same since. gotta be careful about the pepper, though. if you don't like it spicy, then this isn't for you. the slut's rating: 8/10 orgasms.

to be continued...
posted by
Sabrina Douchemore at 2:16 PM

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