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Friday, November 10, 2000
Ok...I think I'm gonna give up my passion as a webpage person....no one really pays attention to it. I get no responses from anyone...no email...no guestbook entries...I started all of this for me...but everyone liked it, so it became a collaboration for all of us,me and my friends,however, I feel I'm no longer sharing.....this extension of my thoughts and mind must be just that, an extension of MY mind...thank you all though, for reading this whilst you did....I'm done.....PeaceTrancie...AKA..Tranceboi...AKA...Brian
posted by trance boi 9:28 PM
Why must women who wear perfume reapply it before coming in to work?...Just because they can't smell it before getting out of the car, doesn't mean they do not already reek of it. Gag gag gag.
posted by trance boi 8:56 AM
Can we get a damned decision on President please!?!?!?!?
posted by trance boi 6:50 AM
Thursday, November 9, 2000
Hey...if ya have AOL...check out "Chattitude" at keyword games......it's pretty kool...and great for some of you smart asses.
posted by trance boi 10:49 PM
Well..ol Trancie gave in again. I was online for a bit last night...so sue me. Anyway, someone in the chatroom was basically advertising ecstasy. I made a comment like, "wow, I didnt know people still did E"...just kinda joking...and suddenly everyone started to gang up on me. They were saying that I was a hippocrite because I smoke and drink and get high occasionally. They also made the claim that ecstasy is not addictive and is not as bad as smoking. Hmmmm....explain that to the last 4 years of my life. They went on to say that, if done in moderation, there is nothing at all wrong with it. It saddened me for 2 reasons. One,it kinda made me give up hope for the gay population in Columbus. Two, it made me feel really crappy about myself. I worked very hard to get away from that shit and now people are trying to convince me it's alright. I don't buy it.
What I ask now of you, O' Dear Reader, is to give me some input on what you think of drugs...whether it be ecstasy, crack, even alcohol and cigarettes...and if you know anything about ecstasy in particular, enlighten me on its scientific attributes .Email this info to me. I'd greatly appreciate it, and if enough of you do respond, I'll post the results in a future Thought. Thanx.
posted by trance boi 8:46 PM
Tuesday, November 7, 2000
For the love of god, is this election over yet????
posted by trance boi 11:43 PM
Nice pics Dilok....I see your wearing out your new camera already.....fabulous
posted by trance boi 11:42 PM
Oh the trials and tribulations of a drunk...oh if there is a God...please help me.
posted by trance boi 8:36 AM
Monday, November 6, 2000
TODAY'S THOUGHT Consciousness: that annoying time between naps....
I'll be taking a nap this evening.
posted by trance boi 4:05 PM
This is for all you Ta Ta fans out there....And the big jugged gurls will apreciate it too....very informative. Notice the pink subtitle under the main title.
posted by trance boi 12:35 PM
Altoids.....curiously strong....not the same as a cigarette...better effect on the breath however
posted by trance boi 9:47 AM
Sunday, November 5, 2000
Alright, let's try this one again. I just smoked my LAST cigarette. If Carrie from Sex and the City can do it, so can I. I threw the remaining 3/4 of a pack away. I noticed a large quantity of beer spilled all over the pack too, so that's a good thing...I think. I will do this, dammit, if it kills me, or someone else in the process. Needless to say, I probably won't be able to drink for awhile due to the association thing. Thats probably good too. It's time to have this baby I'm carrying anyway. Starting to look nine months pregnant. From here on out, it's on......let's do this. Got nothing to lose but a couple of nasty habits, and a nasty beer belly too. Wish me luck. Oh, and btw...try to tolerate my attitude for the next few weeks...I read it can get ugly. Take nothing personally...just smile and nod....Peace
posted by trance boi 10:09 PM
TODAY'S THOUGHT It is medically proven that parenthood is hereditary. If you're parents never had children. Neither will you.
posted by trance boi 9:01 PM
With the aroma of stagnant beer and corspes of cigarettes cast about my area, I ponder these things and more.......was the pizza really that good?...no, it wasnt....as I gaze at my newly purchased free weights already gathering dust, I reflect. I reflect on the episode of The Simpsons I just watched, no it wasn't really that good either. Other thoughts pervade me and simultaneously evade me. These fish know more than I, and they are not talking. Or if they are, I am not the one to understand them. And so I sit, pondering these thoughts of uncertain triviality.........this is the course of my night.
posted by trance boi 8:54 PM
New column....that's all.
posted by trance boi 7:10 AM
Saturday, November 4, 2000
Ok...my friend Mark is the bomb.....he knows how to drink beer...he's really fuckin laid back..loves to chill....and he gets me fucked up....fun fun....Thanx Mark....he's the blond guy in the white shirt on my halloween page......oh and he is hilarious too(,,,its true...he told me)
posted by trance boi 10:56 PM
Friday, November 3, 2000
Well kids, the Halloween Gallery is here. Its not much, one of the rolls didnt turn out. So if your not in the gallery, it doesnt mean I don't love ya. It just means that Trancie can't wind film correctly. It's all on me...sorry guys. Anyways...the page is kind of a heavy one so be patient....I did what I could. Column to soon follow btw.
posted by trance boi 5:48 PM
Thursday, November 2, 2000
The pics are currently being developed at CVS. They should be ready in a bit...how exciting...I'll most likely post them tonight. Went to Wall Street last night...it was actually a blast. Note to self...quit going out dancing with 20 year olds.....they know what I'm talking about. I havent been there in over a year. Good time this time. Thanx pretty boys.
posted by trance boi 2:55 PM
Wednesday, November 1, 2000
I'm gonna try to get the pics of the party developed, if I can ever get ahold of Jule. I'm sorry when I snapped at you last night Jule. I have no excuses. Trancie can be an ass sometimes. We all know that. But hey, it would be a dull world if I was always nice. Now wouldnt it?
posted by trance boi 10:32 AM
Tuesday, October 31, 2000
Alright..o'worshippers of the mighty Trancie,...I didn't win. But I'll give ya the judges addies, and you can take care of it for me,,,hehehe,,,j/k. Anyhoo.....I think a friend of mine and I are going out for a drink. I deserve it. And so does he. We'll have to see if his other commitment is still on tonight first...I gotta start asking farther in advance...not 20 minutes ago.
Hey, check this site out....its kinda cool...i dont think the ratings on it mean much...but it's interesting.
posted by trance boi 4:20 PM
Well, here I am sitting at work dressed in my ghetto fabulous disco pimp outfit. Seems like some fierce competition today. Hopefully your dear ol Trancie will at least place, with his funkalicious fabulosity. we'll see... Oh BTW, I apologize, o devoted reader, but a new column will be here shortly....just bear with me. Love ya all...peace brothahs and sistahs.
posted by trance boi 10:32 AM
Monday, October 30, 2000
And dammit people...I have a freakin guestbook for a reason....sign the damned thing....I show over 3,000 hits to my site, yet like 5 people have signed the guestbook....I dont care who you are or what you have to say, just sign it...PLEASE!!!
posted by trance boi 8:44 AM
Sorry to harp on it, but does anyone know any good tried and true methods to curb the craving? I cheated again last night on smoking. Help me...I'm desperate.
posted by trance boi 8:41 AM
Sunday, October 29, 2000
Ok...so I cheated last night...I had about 2 cigs. I didn't even like them. This is why I'm quitting. That and to get fit and be able to breath. Its too expen$ive too. Many thanx btw to the cute neighbor guy who helped me out with jumping my car this morning. I'm still not sure what the dead battery thing was all about. I hate that stinkin car. I still made it to work on time though. Im sitting here, hoping my manager, Lynn, brings in some Krispy Kremes. I've been sending her telepathic messages all morning. I'm doubting she has her telepathy booted up this morning. Mine's barely working. Well, peace all, Oh and yet another terrific link, courtesy of dilok.com......I couldnt resist
posted by trance boi 9:09 AM
Saturday, October 28, 2000
For the love of god,.....I havent had a cigarette in 18 hours....I'm dying. I will quit though...just watch me.
posted by trance boi 6:17 PM
TODAY'S THOUGHT The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.
posted by trance boi 12:18 PM
Friday, October 27, 2000
Well kids, the party was fabulous. A column, and pictures will follow as soon as I get the funds to get them developed.....stay tuned
posted by trance boi 4:45 PM
Wednesday, October 25, 2000
TODAY'S THOUGHT"The gene pool could definitely use a little chlorine and a better filter"
posted by trance boi 9:46 AM
Well kids, tomorrow's the party. I'm so excited for it to happen, and glad to see it over. I feel like I've been planning a damned wedding. Pretty much everything is together...except for blacklights. I broke mine. We are trying to borrow some from one of Jule's sisters friends. They are essential. The Jello shots were hand made and refrigerated by our lovely Jule last night. News Flash.....this just in.....My roommate will not be there, even though a party was his idea. HHmmmm...strange, no I mean really strange. Oh well, his loss I guess. I hope everything goes well, and everyone behaves. This most likely is my last party for awhile. Time to buckle down on funds and get the hell outta Dodge. Things will be good, if not oh well...its a learning experience. Oh BTW, I need ice for the party, if you are coming and you read this, bring a bag or two, or let me know if you can...I'd really appreciate it. Peace
posted by trance boi 8:52 AM
Tuesday, October 24, 2000
TODAY'S THOUGHT If a person, by general consensus, is an asshole, and he calls you an asshole, are you then, technically, a nice person?
posted by trance boi 10:35 AM
Monday, October 23, 2000
TODAY"S THOUGHT"If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
posted by trance boi 3:36 PM
Saturday, October 21, 2000
You are the needle....bursting the balloon of my soul.
posted by trance boi 11:19 PM
HAPPY SWEETEST DAY!!!!....Hallmark thanks you I'm sure $$$$$$$.
posted by trance boi 8:40 PM
Butterfly collar...finally found one for Thursday...woo hoo. Pumkins Pumpkins..gotta get Pumpkins.
posted by trance boi 11:38 AM
Thursday, October 19, 2000
And I'm lonely now.....and I don't know how...to get it back 2 good"-Matchbox 20
posted by trance boi 11:49 PM
Well kids...Trancie drank too much last night. I was chatting online all night. Met some new people again...and found some old. Got lots to do today. Oh...for Roland, I hope you got my email, sorry about all that. And Jason...youre a freakin trip. You made me laugh so hard last night that beer came outta my nose....hehehehe...love ya
posted by trance boi 12:20 PM
Wednesday, October 18, 2000
Oh my....McDonald's has the McRib again....I don't know why, but I love that sandwich. Oh and ya know,.....oh wait, nevermind.
posted by trance boi 12:24 PM
TODAY'S THOUGHT:I'm looking for the perfect man: a nymphomaniac who owns a liquor store.
posted by trance boi 8:36 AM
YYaayyy...today's my Friday. Long work week. At least I'm off 2 days now. Woohoo. Im broke at the moment...damn, Halloween is expensive. I gotta do what I gotta do for a phat party though. But feel free to send me money, I'll never mind that. Checks, money orders, charge, cash, you name it. Oh, btw, my loser friends desperately need to update their pages...lame lame lame...hehehe...Peace
posted by trance boi 8:28 AM
Tuesday, October 17, 2000
TODAY'S THOUGHT:A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory
posted by trance boi 8:52 AM
Monday, October 16, 2000
Ghetto Pimpin Disco Fabulous....just wait til Thursday
posted by trance boi 11:06 PM
I just updated my column...and honestly its my favorite yet. Some may understand it, some may not. I think it is a great poem for me, since I usually don't write in rhyme. Enjoy....please comment on this one.
posted by trance boi 10:04 AM
TODAY'S THOUGHT:Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies
posted by trance boi 8:44 AM
Sunday, October 15, 2000
Well its on....the Halloween Party that I'm gonna throw. If I missed you with an invite, let me know and I'll get you one. If I did happen to miss you, it definitely wasnt on purpose.....you should have seen my CC list. The party is gonna be phat...believe me.
posted by trance boi 9:38 PM
TODAY'S THOUGHT:"If you think no one cares about you, try missing a payment."
posted by trance boi 11:50 AM
Wasabi is still alive....I knew he wasnt just a cheap pet store minnow in drag.
posted by trance boi 8:17 AM
Saturday, October 14, 2000
I have named the fish Wasabi. Behold the fearless Samurai.
posted by trance boi 11:10 PM
Sweet ass remix of Madison Avenue on Napster of "Who The Hell Are You" the John Course VS. Andy Van remix......sick sick sick
posted by trance boi 10:35 PM
I just bought a beta fish. She is beautiful...vibrant red, and of course purple. She seems to like her new home. I do not have a name for her yet though. If anyone can think of a good name, email me with it. the winner gets...ummmm.....I dont know. Ill figure that out later. But please email me and let me know her name.And dont worry Dilok.....it doesnt mean that I love you any less...youre still THE SUPREME HALF ASS MONKEY BOY!!!!
posted by trance boi 9:12 PM
wow...things can change so fast. People's happiness really is fragile and not forever. Just when things are seemingly beautiful, that balmy glade gets ripped right out from underneath. Whatever happened to security, with love, career, and home? Why can things go great for one, and totally start to suck for another, and out of nowhere. WTF? Life is one big backrub with a swift, painful kick in the ass. Thats for sure.To all my friends going through their own private hells, I love you, I got your back, and I'm here if you need me. It's about time I can help you and return your favors you have bestowed on me.
posted by trance boi 4:43 PM
Jason.....youre the best
posted by trance boi 2:02 PM
TODAY'S THOUGHT..... "I have the body of a God....Buddha"
posted by trance boi 1:41 PM
Well here it is...I think I may leave it this way for awhile, or until I know what I'm doing. I hope it's not too hard on the eyes. It's nothing fancy, but hey, neither am I. Let me know what ya think.
posted by trance boi 9:09 AM
Friday, October 13, 2000
Check out Dilok's safety dance link...its fuckin fun.
posted by trance boi 11:34 PM
And now...as if y'all couldnt get enough...you can once again email Your Dear Ol Trancie...there is a link available above...get it now while supplies last.
posted by trance boi 10:59 PM
The new columns are now posted. They are both poems I wrote awhile ago, yet seem to pervade and define my life from time to time. "The Dance" is one I wrote about my first love. It's the story of that relationship. "The Vacuum", is about me and the way I'm feeling right now. Pretty damned empty. There they are...do with them what you want.
posted by trance boi 10:51 PM
ok...i got this shit fixed....my links are back and I'm not even going to tell you why they disappeared. Anyways...things will be back to normal. Not sure I will be. Trancie seems to be entering somewhat of a "dark" period in his mind. Hey, if Picasso can have his "blue" period, I can have one of my own. So please bear with me, and do not fret, I may be back to myself here shortly. No one need take this silence of mine personally either. I am not ignoring you, I'm just busy conversing with me. I need my energy, all of it, right now. Please understand. Oh, btw, thank you so much Jason for listening to me last night. I appreciate it. And you don't even know me.
posted by trance boi 9:28 PM
ya know....what the hell.....old trancie needs to figure out what the fuck is up. I dont understand things anymore. I have no idea what is going on. No one seems up to me. Why is that?...I get how wonderful I am from everybody, yet no one really knows. Do you need to get with it?....or do I?
posted by trance boi 2:31 AM
Thursday, October 12, 2000
Well..the page is still in some unknown limbo. I promise I'll get it up and running again shortly. Just be patient with ol Trancie. I guess I'm going to karoake tonight. Not sure if I'm feeling it. We'll see. Oh btw, I recommend not taking 4 Claritin-D at one time...not good not good.
posted by trance boi 7:29 PM
Wednesday, October 11, 2000
ok....my links fell off again. I need to consult Dr. Dookie for some assistance. Hopefully I can just let him host me and then I'll link to my old pages. I'm over geoshitties.
posted by trance boi 1:44 PM
Once again, Thanks Will for all your help here at work. Im an airhead sometimes. I appreciate it
posted by trance boi 1:02 PM
Look....the first floor of our building here at work has a new business moving in and I saw this totally hot guy walking around down there when i got here this morning. He glanced at me, glanced at me again, and then turned around a looked at me yet again. Then, I just went out to smoke, AND THERE HE WAS AGAIN. Damn....this may be cool...just maybe.
posted by trance boi 10:32 AM
Ok...I am having the worst time creating links to my other pages onto this, so everyone is going to have to deal with some clicking for a little bit longer.....if this upsets you, check out this... it will cheer you up.
posted by trance boi 10:13 AM
oh lord let me wake up....im still half asleep...or let me go back the other half asleep
posted by trance boi 7:08 AM
No No, I just want to be a PORNSTAR! - dilok
posted by trance boi 12:07 AM
YOU MUST ALL WORSHIP DILOK. HE IS OUR GOD.
posted by trance boi 12:01 AM
Tuesday, October 10, 2000
Praise be to Dookie for totally saving my ass on how to use Blogger. He's the best. He also knows the secret sushi place in Columbus. Yum Yum.
posted by trance boi 11:59 PM
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