( 8:17:33 AM ) unda arock  

UPDATE. I now have an e-mail address for Snezhana (Gesundheit!) from Friday's edition. Click on her name to send her e-mail. #

      ( 9:10:20 AM ) unda arock  
Tits on a bull. I feel about as useful as that today...I'd be better off home contemplating my navel...and picking lint from it. #

      ( 9:27:02 AM ) unda arock  
Credit where due. I applied on-line for The GM Card...in response to an offer I got in the mail. Was approved, and it will be here in a week...then I can start saving up for my new Chevy Swing. #

      ( 9:41:00 AM ) unda arock  

Saturday Fun. Me and my son drove up to Sussex, Wisconsin to visit "Dozer Day" on Saturday. They turn a limestone quarry into a theme park for a day. My son was in his glory, he loves all kinds of mechanized equipment...he didn't want to go home, had to bribe him by buying him a toy road grader...he wanted me to buy him a real one, too. #

      ( 12:12:05 PM ) unda arock  
Time for lunch. Maybe that will pick me up. What to have, what to have? #

      ( 1:52:03 PM ) unda arock  
I had Stouffer's Lean Cuisine Chili and Macaroni. 39 grams carbs. #

      ( 3:44:37 PM ) unda arock  
I certainly don't have much to show for my efforts today, do I? #

      ( 3:54:22 PM ) unda arock  
'Night. Won't be back until Thursday at the earliest. Wish me luck. And prayers for My Lovely Bride. #

      ( 7:52:08 AM ) unda arock  
Water, water, water. The situation at home seems to be a blown pump motor in the well...but we got hooked back up via hoses to the nearest source. Did you know you can do that? A hose connected to the outside faucet, open the faucet, and the outside source enters the house, and comes out any place you open up- a faucet. #

      ( 12:03:27 PM ) unda arock  
I plead insanity. Must be the reason that I just ate 2 Big Macs. They get me every time with that "2 for $2" promo, and I seem to forget the effects that eating two of those gut-busters produces. #

      ( 12:12:44 PM ) unda arock  

T3. Today's Trophy Tits. Certainly big ones, today (on Hooter's Friday). Behold the voluptuous Catherine, from Kiev. She's a stautuesque (178 cm tall/70 kilos) lady, aged 28. Fluent in English...and knows what she wants:"I desire a man, not a little boy pretending to be one. I desire a man that understands what it means to be a gentleman... without needing to consult Webster's first. I am searching for a man between the ages: 32-40, 6'+, 190lbs+ and physically fit (trust me he will need to be if he ever wants to keep up with me). Sorry guys, I'm 5'9" and... I have a complex with men smaller than me. What I truly desire is a tough guy. A man that commands respect by just entering a room. Yet I alone will be privy to his secret... a soft heart. He will have strong hands and a gentle touch. His kiss will excite me. His embrace, passion. " And you'd better own several Krispy Kreme franchises:"Financially, he will be secure enough to at least be able pay his own bills and still have enough left over for the occassional night on the town. His idea of a night on the town will NOT be 75c drafts and $1 long-necks at the local tavern. " Personally, I wanna know where that local tavern is! #

      ( 12:17:45 PM ) unda arock  

Here's a sexy kitten from Perm, Russia...Oxana.23/167/55. #

      ( 12:23:42 PM ) unda arock  

Making up for a recent drought of Slavic pulchitrude this afternoon...gimme a sexy redhead with an overbite anyday. 27 year old Snezhana (Gesundheit!). Another little lady (155 cm/45 kg) with nice legs... #

      ( 3:09:35 PM ) unda arock  
Well...the deep subject...Rick Rock's Work Week is coming to a crashing stop...I have officially shot my creative wad...see you all again on Monday! #

      ( 8:20:05 AM ) unda arock  

Darn Koreans. Both of those hacker hits were from Korea. They're just jealous, because Sung Hi Lee (pictured) is here, and never going back. #

      ( 10:55:31 AM ) unda arock  
I have not had a Google-directed hit here since Monday evening. Hmmm...that's strange. Google used to give me almost 30% of my hits. #

      ( 10:58:51 AM ) unda arock  

Mmmm...could go for a meaty dog right now. #

      ( 12:00:34 PM ) unda arock  
Lunch is ovah. You may have witnessed it on the webcam, which I am now turning off. My usual Pepe's lunch...and no mistakes in the order this time. (I had them on double secret probation.) #

      ( 12:42:25 PM ) unda arock  

Everyone had their own site now. Even whipped.cream.org Not that they're doing anything useful with it. Unlike me, right? #

      ( 1:26:39 PM ) unda arock  

Corn porn. Self-described as such on this woman's web page. #

      ( 1:54:48 PM ) unda arock  
For some reason, my lovely bride has assented to going to Hooter's this Friday evening, for our weekly dinner "date". Looking forward to that. These two young ladies work at the one we're going to. #

      ( 3:08:40 PM ) unda arock  
Been kinda quiet around here this afternoon...moping around and feeling sorry for myself...which solves nothing. #

      ( 3:10:13 PM ) unda arock  
And I'll be heading home to a house which currently has no running water...so I got that to look forward to...damn. We gotta move, this is getting ridiculous. #

      ( 8:11:55 AM ) unda arock  
Achtung Baby:
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Wie haben genau das richtige für Sie:
Mehr als 200 000 Titten Bilder.
Jeder mag sie anders: Der eine liebt riesen Kolben, der
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Wir versprechen Ihnen, wir haben für alle was.
Klicke hier und teste es einfach

http://202.67.255.32/tittenpage/ #

      ( 8:14:22 AM ) unda arock  
A Translation of the previous for the English-only crowd:
Our Tits Page is dedicated to all you out there
who worship those swaying, jiggling, quivering
mounds of pleasure we call "TITS".

Over 200,000 photos
We all know they come in lots of different shapes and sizes and
we guarantee we will have your favourite titty type.
Come and have look at our Tits Gallery.

http://202.67.255.32/tittenpage/
What little high school German I have tells me it's not a direct, literal translation, but it's true in spirit. Gee, I wonder why they e-mailed me about it? #

      ( 8:15:43 AM ) unda arock  
Checked it out, and I can't really reccommend Die Tittenpage. A waste of time, to me. #

      ( 8:32:11 AM ) unda arock  

R.I.P. Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf from the Howard Stern Show died yesterday...another one I didn't have on my dead pool...a nice tribute to him on his website. #

      ( 8:53:32 AM ) unda arock  

I don't get it. But I guess you should consider the source of this wacky image...a place called "hornyhotdog". Not reccommended. Downright stupid, in fact. #

      ( 10:14:29 AM ) unda arock  
10:13 am. I just finished my morning snack (Life Savers Fruit Slices 4 of them, 16 grams of carbs), and I am still hungry. Grrrr.... #

      ( 11:58:52 AM ) unda arock  

Someone who looks like my Uncle John writes and says, "WATCH at 8 CTD". I'll be busy then, but I presume he wants everyone possible, so do as he says. He also says, on his camarades page, that clothing is optional, so caveat emptor. #

      ( 2:22:07 PM ) unda arock  

Hey, look who I found. Yup, it's her again. Saw an ad for a clothing site on Yahoo, and I thought she looked familiar...so I went to investigate, and sure enough... #

      ( 2:25:29 PM ) unda arock  

But wait, there's more...and this top shows off just a touch more skin. #

      ( 3:37:02 PM ) unda arock  
Gee whiz...the traffic here has really dropped off...I know, ebb and flow...it comes in spurts...wait a minute... #

      ( 3:47:41 PM ) unda arock  
That's it. Shutting down UMR for the day, and unleashing the awesome power of my webcam. #

      ( 8:12:31 AM ) unda arock  

Huh? #

      ( 8:14:46 AM ) unda arock  

Hot pants! Same girl...more on her later, perhaps. #

      ( 8:23:29 AM ) unda arock  

More weird pictures. Write to the subject of this photo for more info. #

      ( 8:36:49 AM ) unda arock  

I see London, I see France. Olga (21/175/55/Volzhskii). #

      ( 8:49:23 AM ) unda arock  
Ended August with 949 hits, but from early returns, we'll be hard-pressed to hit 300 in September...but I am used to the ebb and flow around this place. #

      ( 9:32:51 AM ) unda arock  
Got a new e-mail for my "official" business...switched to beer mail...ireland.com just notified me that they are switching to a subscription-based service...so eff 'em. It's now rickrock@beer.com. #

      ( 9:40:38 AM ) unda arock  
Whoa...this is what happens if you watch too much TV: "I was seeing little spiders dropping from the ceiling," he said. "The screen felt like the floor, and I was sitting on the wall. . . . The storylines were incomprehensible to me." Link.
#

      ( 10:17:18 AM ) unda arock  

Got my new JCPenney catalog over the weekend...and it turns out there are two pictures of my favorite model, Candace Minor, in it. Here she is in a body shaper which she would absolutely no need for...and it doesn't come in her size, either, since it's for women with a 36 inch bust measurement or bigger, and she's a 34C. Hmmm...why isn't this loading? No matter...hang on, I scanned another one, and it will load. #

      ( 10:28:04 AM ) unda arock  
Can anyone tell me why Internet Explorer will (usually) only allow me to save pictures as bitmaps? It's so damned aggravating, because bitmaps are inferior in almost every way to jpgs or gifs. #

      ( 10:40:20 AM ) unda arock  

More eye Candy for you all...ah, the JCPenney catalog... #

      ( 12:15:34 PM ) unda arock  

I could tell you a fan sent this in, but...I'd be lying if I claimed that. Captured somewhere on the net, and photoshopped. #

      ( 12:26:29 PM ) unda arock  

T3.today's Trophy Tits belong to Candace, an Asian model from Los Angeles. She's 174 cm tall, weighs a mere 45 kg. See more pictures of her here. #

      ( 1:36:26 PM ) unda arock  
Fan mail. And I quote:"You're so Fucking weird!" #

      ( 3:26:04 PM ) unda arock  
Time to go...UMR shutting down for the day, but for our overnight viewers, enjoy the camarades page! #

      ( 7:45:37 AM ) unda arock  
Up, Up, and Away! Gee...$100 round trip to Florida...tempting... #

      ( 7:57:31 AM ) unda arock  

Ladies, if you have some nice legs to show us, make sure to sit atop your dresser when you do the leg shot. Here's Marina, of Kiev, Ukraine, of an unknown age, 170 cm tall, and 58 kg. CLick on her name to send her e-mail. #

      ( 8:11:54 AM ) unda arock  
Now I knew this to be true. Because I'm always taller in the morning...I called it my "Gravity Sucks Theory". #

      ( 12:36:22 PM ) unda arock  
Four hours later...man...what a day. #

      ( 1:10:57 PM ) unda arock  

Random Weird Photo Album Pic. This one's for you, babe. #

      ( 1:15:56 PM ) unda arock  

No reason for this picture. Found it on Google while searching for a picture of a Berghoff beer bottle. In a few minutes I'll be opening my Friday afternoon brewski...and it will be a Berghoff Pilsner...$4.99 a sixer at Dominick's. #

      ( 3:31:18 PM ) unda arock  
See you in September...on the 5th, most likely. #

Get a Russian e-mail order bride and get a dog free. Write her (dunno her name! But she's 23/167/52/Moscow/seeking a man 25-30) #

      ( 7:55:25 AM ) unda arock  

Nice nipples, no? But wait, there's more...see next item. #

      ( 8:01:46 AM ) unda arock  

As promised, here's that more...she's Svetlana, a striking beauty from Ukraine, 25 years of age, 170 cm tall, 55 kilos, and she's looking for a man in his thirties.Hey, Sveta, gimme a hand here, will ya? #

      ( 9:03:02 AM ) unda arock  

T3. Today's Trophy Tits belong to 24 year old Olga. 176 cm tall, 60 kilos, seeking man over 23 (I'm way over 23, babe...). #

      ( 9:04:18 AM ) unda arock  
911. We've set a new record for hits in a month, topping July '01's 895. Break out the bubbly... #

      ( 9:17:31 AM ) unda arock  
Looking for under water bondage? Well, if you were, on the German version of Google, this place is #7. But wait a minute...wouldn't a German be looking for unter wasser bondage? Machen mit ein bondagemaschinen? Ich bin eine jelly doughnut. #

      ( 9:46:31 AM ) unda arock  
Another of those wonderful sites found while in pursuit of something completely blase. If you're an Iron Chef fan (like moi!) go here. #

      ( 12:08:20 PM ) unda arock  
Lunch is now officially ovah. It ended ubruptly when I discovered that what I tought were my refried beans turned out to be Spanish rice...ya can't dip chips in Spanish rice, Paco...and it's way high in carbs. Drat. #

      ( 12:09:54 PM ) unda arock  
Mr. Polite. Calmly waiting for all the visitors to leave my camarades page...I hate to turn it off if anyone's watching. #

      ( 1:53:15 PM ) unda arock  
Leaving early. Hafta pick up my kids from school today. #