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Sunday, August 12, 2001

The Perseids are rather beautiful.
8/12/2001 12:39:02 PM

Tuesday, August 07, 2001

I have merlins in a tree in back of my house. They're quite something. Amongst being beautiful birds they have decimated the pigeon population. This being the downtown of a mid-size city there's more rock pigeons than you can shake a stick at. But there are now peregrine falcons living downtown, and several merlins in my neighborhood, usually taking over old crow nests.

Come to think of it, I've not seen any cardinals for a while, but it's been damn hot and dry.

Today I saw two (!) piliated woodpeckers on a tree in a nearby playground. Big big ones, a good 18 inches long at least, taking out massive divots out of a rotting oak tree and feasting on the grubs or ants inside. My kids got within five feet of 'woody' who ignored us completely.

You can hear them blocks away. Wow.

Amazing thing is that the birds all came back as soon as the city stopped spraying pesicides on park property. There's a move to ban pesticides city-wide, on private land as well, but it's meeting fierce resistance especially in the suburbs, but in my well-to-do funky green neighborhood things are changing. Most people don't use pesticides on their tiny plots.
8/7/2001 09:33:36 AM

Monday, July 30, 2001

I'm a Cow is twisted as all hell.
7/30/2001 04:02:07 PM

Saturday, July 21, 2001

Today at the park playground I was feeding my little monsters some alphabet-shaped pretzels. After a few minutes there was a crowd of little hungry critters all going for them, and within a few minutes we had this game going:

What's this?

"An A!"

What's a word that starts with A?

"Apple"

What's this?

"Z!"

What's a word that starts with Z?

"Zebra!'"

This went on for a while...

"G".. Goat

"D".. Dog

And so on, until we got to:

"F"... and my son, Noah, naturally says:

"FUCK!!!"

That's my boy.
7/21/2001 06:58:36 PM

Wednesday, July 18, 2001

Proof that Tinky Winky is not gay.



7/18/2001 03:03:13 PM

Pong, the movie!
7/18/2001 10:24:04 AM

The Mad Scientist's Club was my favorite book as a kid. It made me >wanna< be a geek. Really cool. The writer was an engineer who made his name in rocketry, quite literally a rocket scientist. If I recall (I read this book 25 years ago) the book described novel geek ways to build things, and it was the cool kids who did this. The cover art reveals a lot of the optimism of the book, the poses could be kiddie versions of shots from the Kennedy Oval Office. This was the age of the space race, and the book was published about the time JFK gave his "man on the moon" speech. Anything was possible. The world has turned out to be a rather different place, of course. Science has been co-opted by big business, the idea of individual scientists creating something for the benefit of society has been replaced by get rich quick schemes, and university research has been co-opted by big companies who fund desired outcomes and by administrations more bent on entertaining "clients" than educating people.

It's back in print, via a nostalgia press. Can't wait to get mine and be a kid again.
7/18/2001 09:55:15 AM

Amish Heat!
7/18/2001 09:31:23 AM

Tuesday, July 17, 2001

Richard Kadrey nails it on The Well when describing corporate life:

"almost no one knows what they hell they're talking about, in my experience. and most companies are one bad meeting away from imploding, no matter how tranquil and together they appear on the surface. economic moments like the current one are the convergence of all those points of free-floating incompetancy swirling into the accretion disc of a big black hole of Suck. this is the terror of adult life. this is why strangers will sometimes lock eyes for a shared moment of ass-puckering fear."

Richard owns these words, btw.
7/17/2001 02:45:56 PM

Thursday, July 12, 2001

A real parrot sketch.
7/12/2001 02:49:35 PM

Tuesday afternoon I flew into Boston to visit a customer with a problem using my employer's stuff. Turns out to be a broken server, our bad, but that's not the story.

I flew into Boston on a RJ50 regional jet, a small 50 seater. I had a window seat, rare for me since long-legged me prefers aisle. I've flown enough over the last several years that an airplane ride is like being on the bus, I prefer to read than look out the window. An airplane is one of the few places where I can sit back for an extended period and enjoy a book without being interrupted or tempted by other distractions.

But on this flight, on approach to Boston I looked out the window, and saw that we were flying between two columns of cumulus clouds going miles high into the sky. Bright sun was pouring through the canyon between the clouds, and it was quite literally a canyon, with steep clouds on other side. The clouds were roiling, and deep in the heart of them through openings you could see flashes of lightning.

It was one of the most beautiful scenes I have ever seen. I wish I had a camera. Here we were in this puny aluminum can flying between ethereal mountains that held enough energy in them to blow us to bits. All conjured out of nothing, out of hot moist air meeting cool, dry air. Man made insignificant by a collision of summer breezes.

We landed safely and soundly at Logan, and I had to wait for nearly an hour at curbside for my shuttle bus to take me to the suburbs.

That storm that I flew through? It had finally arrived and unleashed itself. Big city airports are massive clockworks, all geared up to be as efficient as possible, and they are stretched massively and depend on everything working just so.

The skies opened. And the airport stopped. Cabs couldn't move, planes just sat there, people huddled under canopies and in bus shelters. An old lady nagging her husband to keep the bags dry made divorce sound real good. The fastest things moving were baggage carts, herds of them were being whipped across a parking lot by the wind in a strange aluminum stampede. They crashed into airport limos, confounding drivers who were holding passenger signs with one and trying to keep dry with the other.

One of the most complex entities ever devised by man was put paid by a collision of breezes. I stood under a canopy, feeling the wind and spray lash against my face, alone, and thought about how beautiful this was.
7/12/2001 10:33:53 AM

Saturday, July 07, 2001

1976 was a very good year.
7/7/2001 05:01:56 PM

Friday, July 06, 2001

I always thought that the The Infamous Exploding Whale was an urban legend. Wrong.
7/6/2001 04:15:05 PM

Tuesday, July 03, 2001

Mordechai Richler, RIP.
7/3/2001 12:16:27 PM

Wednesday, June 27, 2001

Here at the Cisco show customers are telling me that they've overbuilt their networks completely, most businesses have enough internal bandwidth in their lans for the next >20 years< at optomistic growth rates, something that the software I started up has been saying for years but everyone ignored.

Same goes for the carriers (MCI, Sprint et al).

This has huge implications:

1. Voice service is now pretty well free. In a couple of years you'll get disposable cellphones in yer cereal box. The cereal will cost more. Same goes for data at DSL rates and below.

2. I'm not buying Cisco stock.

3. The entire telecoms industry will shrink to two vendors. Maybe one. It will be like Airbus vs. Boeing.

4. Whomever makes a bandwidth hog killer app that people want to use, even if it's free, will become a billionaire, as this is the only thing that will save Cisco et al from shrinking.

4a. Flim-flam artists will have a field day playing this.

5. If that does not happen, the entire telecoms industry will become like the PBX or car-parts industry, slow growth. The days of making quick billions are over. The gold rush is dead forever.
6/27/2001 12:41:23 PM

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