Sunday, September 16, 2001
The Internet is back!

So now I can write stuff on here again. For example, you should send me postcards at

3 Pleasant Drive
Saratoga Springs, NY 12866

Also, somebody should change that little entry under my name on the left side of the page.

Also, I'm all nice and moved in. Movers came Friday. As did the cable guy. So now we have digital cable. And cable internet.

And since so many other people have asked: if we do go to war, I won't be doing anything until I finish up training here. And then if stuff is still going on, I'll be on a submarine, which is pretty much the safest place you can be in a war.



Tuesday, September 04, 2001
Hey Chris, what's your new mailing address?


Thursday, August 09, 2001
pomp and circumstance

congratulations to the newest nuclear engineer in the family!

(god help us all)



colony

Speaking of being whores, link link link. Wouldn't it be fun if we adopted the comment section of this particular entry for our own devious uses?



Wednesday, August 08, 2001
bigger. longer. uncut.

okay, i'm on board. i've got ideas. i've got color schemes. i've got more time on my hands than god on the seventh day. no, i don't know what that means.

first of all, we got to start offering sex to anyone who reads our page. if you read this and think you are eligible, write us.



bull by the horns

Okay, I'm tired of this page being a lame wasteland of occasional one-liners. Let's get crackin, boys. Jerald hasn't posted here in months. Chris must have more going on in his life - tell us about the impending move. Matt might be moving in with me, did y'all know that? And Matt, Jerald and I are all vacationing together at the end of the month.

Meanwhile, I've become addicted to the games at pogo.com, in particular "Sweet Tooth" and "Word Whomp." What's your high score?

Also, those copycats over at East/West have a new site that's making me drool. We could have a following! We could have readers! We're interesting and smart and cute and funny and good enough! Let's do it boys!



Wednesday, August 01, 2001
castration anxiety

you know that guns, like sports cars and playboy bunnies, are merely a way to combat feelings of male sexual inadequacy. the gun is a classic material replacement for the impotent genitalia.

that's right. charlton heston has a small penis.



Monday, July 30, 2001
Don't mess with me

I learned how to shoot guns this weekend. And apparently it comes rather naturally, as I picked up the navy's "Expert" qualification in both rifle (M-16) and pistol (9mm). If only I wasn't such a proponent of gun control, I'd go right out and buy one.



Saturday, July 28, 2001
change the sidebar!

matthew is out on a date right now. and from what I saw through the window, he's cute!

Speaking of cute, I got a new haircut.



Sunday, July 08, 2001
on my knee

I bought a banjo yesterday. This is a perfect example of the difference between dlevy-living-with-anne and dlevy-living-with-jerald.



Thursday, July 05, 2001
Underway on Nuclear Power (almost)

So I'm going to be living in upstate NY from August until February. I'm pretty sure this is a good thing.



Sunday, June 24, 2001
pimpin' her out

you know how i said how i wouldn't want you to date my sister (or my mother)? if you can get rid of grunt boy, you can have her.

my mother, of course, is still off limits.



Sunday, June 17, 2001
So...

Anybody do anything fun this weekend? I bought new silverware. And even better than that, I got to talk to Matt's sister.



Thursday, May 24, 2001
the best theatrical idea EVER!!!

http://www.piccolospoleto.com/performances/fringe/tiny-ninja-theatre.htm

I'm trying to figure out if this is a joke or not. (The festival itself is actually real.) I'd be all over it if it cost, say, $5 instead of $15.

Past the halfway point of this nuke school thing. All downhill from here. Guess I won't be washing out of this one...



Thursday, May 17, 2001
it's delightful

so, what's next--spasticblue.com? or maybe navygovjock.com. or gayishjewcock.com?



Friday, April 27, 2001
Just remember--YOU were there first.

http://ae.boston.com/go/
and scroll down to the second story.



Thursday, April 26, 2001
c'est la difference

irvine. boston. irvine. boston. irvine.

mmmm....decisions, decisions.



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