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Hot New Site posted by Bowner on 14/09/2001 at 04:43 PM
There's a hot new site in town! Based on the life and times of Ryan Baccus, isuckdicks.co.uk isn't quite finished, but already gives us a fantastic insight into the world that is e-mango's finest salesperson.
 
Fucking Lovely posted by Bowner on 13/09/2001 at 08:22 AM
That regular japester, Kok Wee, has returned with his vision for a theme park for the millenium.

Oh sorry Mr Wee. You're a little late...
 
A day of terror posted by Bowner on 11/09/2001 at 05:08 PM
Funjunkie has photos of the horrific attacks on the US (to try and lessen the load for the big news sites)

Go here
 
abuse. posted by Bowner on 08/09/2001 at 05:58 PM
I've finally finished the forums and they're up if you follow the link to the left...

There are only a few forums at the moment but if anyone wants another one or would like to have their own then give us a shout in the Requested features forum.

If you wanna discuss anything that you see on this site, from Bailey's rants about the train networks to the current boredom level of the webcam - then this is the place to do it... I'll be adding more features soon....
 
5-1 posted by Bowner on 07/09/2001 at 08:33 AM
It is an historic day. Hollywood is going to make a movie of the famous soccer defeat of Germany!
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Modern Day Boozers and Boozing posted by Bailey on 05/09/2001 at 12:20 AM
So as not to depress you dear reader with tales of only a shattered rail infrastructure, I move onto my next area of worry, modern day boozing. Here, just some brief thoughts on the fine? establishment that is Weatherspoons Boozers across the land.....And more, some intelligent reflections on modern drinking itself. if you are a man you’ll agree with every point.....
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Man Test posted by Bowner on 04/09/2001 at 01:18 PM
You a real man? You da man?

Try our simple test to find out...
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CONNEX SOUTH CENTRAL BASTARDS! posted by Bailey on 03/09/2001 at 09:35 PM
Letter 2 in a series of 4 to those utterly useless, lazy and downright crap train operators. The reply (not featured here) detailed how I could use a WAP phone to check train timetables. Very Handy I thought. Good to see where the cash is being spent.......
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Quote of the Week! posted by Bowner on 31/08/2001 at 08:40 AM
Quote of the Week is back! This time from Genius....

"Prunes are great....in moderation of course."
 
Delights of Chemistry! posted by Bowner on 31/08/2001 at 08:28 AM
Ah the joys of incandescent chemicals! To see scientists doing the kind of crazy experiments you wish your chemistry teacher had done and to have them tell you how to do it at home - visit
The Delights of Chemistry!
 
The beauty of customer service! posted by Bailey on 31/08/2001 at 01:20 AM
And do you know what..........I couldn't believe it.... this is the reply I got!!! WANKERS of the highest order. So I paste my comment into the website and the Fucker won't submit. Had to write to the rail passenger league in the end.....buts thats another story which no doubt you'll await with baited breath. This is not a bloody tease either. My blood boils I can tell you.......which is why I am on the mission to punish to hell and flames connex south wanker train service.
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Connex South Central CUNTS!! posted by Bailey on 31/08/2001 at 01:16 AM
Just when will we be able to make a train system that works like every other country? Mussolini did it, why can't we? Do we really live in such a shit country? Every man has his gripes and this is mine. I do not apologise for my small mindednest here. Letter 1 in a series of 4 to those connex wankers.
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Well wadda u know? posted by Bailey on 29/08/2001 at 11:19 PM
Seems like Browner (Ed. what's all this 'Browner' crap? Its Bowner. Bah.) pulled out the stops and made the thing work. Expect more shite spammed jokes from the Bailey in the near future. For now click on the link (note that Browner is near sex no 4).
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One from the bailey and oh so true! posted by Bailey on 29/08/2001 at 11:12 PM
Hopefully this will be the first of many twisted and screwed additons. If I can get the damn thing to work and not waste any more of my precious non invoiced time.
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Just can't get the staff.. posted by Bowner on 29/08/2001 at 10:56 AM
Aargh! The webcam has been swallowed by a huge apathy monster.

Nah, soz, someone in the office knocked the cam over and failed to pick it up again. Hence its been looking as if we work in complete darkness. Which, of course, is true. Normal boredom resumed (well, all cams are boring really aren't they?).

Other site work in progress - forums are coming along nicely, so I'll be able to let you all mouth off at each other an me in public soon - <sarcasm> can't wait </sarcasm>
Links also coming soon...
 
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