July 12, 2001


Dear Search Engines, Web Crawlers, Link Bots and The Like:

Please list my site and all its pages in the same category you would include 
your most graphic, explicit, hard-core pornography links. I'd like to increase 
the traffic to my site, as well as attract a lower caliber of viewer.

Suggested Category Headings:

	Vegetable Porn 
	Robot Sex 
	Instant Freeze-Dried Orgasm
	How To Masturbate And Type At The Same Time 
	Blowjobs That Killed
	Asian, Bikini, Bondage Babes


Sincerely,

Random Orbiter
