dougie's e/n style weblog..

4.29.2001

9:04 pm
Hello! I am back to tell you about my amzing day! First I woke up and ate breakfast! Luckily, no wolverines attacked me. I did see an explosion though! Lots of people died. I was sad and then I went back to my hole in the floor. I have a computer in there and the gnomes serve me brunch! It's great!

4.26.2001

10:25 am
Yesterday was a funny day. It started out with me waking up and finding a bag of wolverines in my bed. "Hm. This is quite odd" I said as they began to maul me. "Quite odd indeed." After the wolverines finished eating my skin and eyes, I decided to go to class. Strangely, instead of a teacher, the bag of wolverines was in the classroom. They began to maul me again. I screamed "NOT THE BUTTOCKS PLEASE! I MUST SIT DOWN EVENTUALLY SIR!". The wolverines ate both of my legs and half of one of my testicles. I was bleeding pretty badly. I stumbled into the nurse's office, but to my surprise, the bag of wolverines was in the office instead of a nurse. "This is very strange" I said as the wolverines began to chew on my left arm, "I wonder where everyone went?". After losing another limb to the wolverines in a bag, I decided to go to lunch. Instead of food, there was, you guessed it, a hat full of cute bunny rabbits waiting for me at the door. I picked them up. Magically, they turned into a bag of wolverines. They must have been really hungry because they ate my entire body that time. I had to go to the hospital to get my body replaced, but strangely enough, the Chinese raided the hospital and started firing bubblegum flavored ninjas at my head. I was really scared. The wolverines weren't all that bad..but the Chinese? They're Commies!!! I started crying until one chinese girl came up to me and screamed "IT IS SOME FRUITS!!!". Suddenly, all of my fears had disappeared. Then she turned into a wolverine and ate my face.

4.23.2001

9:25 pm
Sorry that i didnt post yestrday. the internet was down for some reason i dont know why. todya i just found out that all of my archive posts have borken images in them blooger sucks.

9:25 pm
Sorry that i didnt post yestrday. the internet was down for some reason i dont know why. todya i just found out that all of my archive posts have borken images in them blooger sucks.

4.21.2001

9:06 pm
sorry that i havent been posting much latly i have a lot of school work. i hate school. i used to like scool when i was little but know i dont like it.

4.17.2001

9:23 pm

Cisco warning, layoffs threaten Wall Street : FUCK! I knew Bush would fuck up our economy!! WHY DID EVERYONE VOTE FOR HIM!?!?!? HE'S STUPID! EVERYONE THAT VOTED FOR BUSH IS A RACIST KLANSMAN WHO EATS BABIES AND HANGS BLACK PEOPLE.

4.16.2001

8:03 pm
OMG I HAVEN'T BLOGGED IN SO LONG!! I have to tell you about my day! Today I had to read my report about Russia in class. It sucked soooooooo bad!!! School sucks. I want a hot dog.

3.28.2001

3:56 pm
Wesley Willis is funny. There's this song called "Dave Grohl" and he's all like "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHL" and stuff. Dave Grohl.

NEXT YEAR WE HAD TO EAT OR ELSE WE WOULD HAVE DIED.

FUCK IT time for some news.

GODDAMN IT THE THING WON'T COME UP WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS.

HURRY UP

FUCK THIS SHIT IS SLOW.

CNN.COM IS STUPID.

i will make up my own news now:

Someone got killed: HOLY FUCK IT'S LIKE SOMEONE DIED OR SOMETHING. *dies* NOT ME THE OTHER PERSON. HAHAHA ISN'T THAT CUH-RAY-ZEE? YEP. But seriously, killing is bad. I HATE HAT HAT HATH ATH TAH AHTHATAJDKJL;DFSJLKFDSJLKFDSJFJKJK;LFJK.