Sunday, October 15, 2000
The Butt Page
"FOREIGN BODIES in the colon and rectum are frequently encountered in busy emergency departments. They are almost always self-administered by male patients. To initiate a discussion of the clinical entity of anal sexual eroticism, we present two cases, that of an elderly male patient with a peanut butter jar lodged in his rectum, and a younger man who had a large plastic vibrator on his rectal shelf."
Also, read about the concrete enema!
Sunday, October 1, 2000
Get Shafted!
I rented this movie on last night and laughed my ass off.
"Shafted!" is the story of Steven Byzinsky, one very confused white man who thinks he is none other than 1970s
pop icon and "blaxploitation" film hero John Shat. And, like
his hero, Steven is always on the lookout to help the
brother-man (and maybe make a little American green and
meet a few of L.A.'s finer ladies in the process)."
Saturday, September 30, 2000
Sox's slim shot slips away
"After defying baseball logic by staying alive nearly a week after they were written off as also-rans, the Sox were officially pronounced dead in the race for the American League East Division title at 10:09 p.m."
Bungling, blind bank robber gets 25 days
"No one was hurt, the money was recovered and the bank robber was quickly caught, so a holdup case resembling a scene from a Woody Allen movie drew a few laughs around the courthouse Monday."
He was caught when a security guard strategically placed his foot in the revolving door, thus trapping the perpretrator.
Joe and Natalie's Naked Philosohpy!
"When you click on our site, we feel as if you're visiting with us at our little nudist home."
Tuesday, September 5, 2000
Friday, June 30, 2000
They found him My cousin was killed in Vietnam in 1968 but the body was never recovered. Recently they found the wreckage of his helicopter, recovered the remains and contacted his sons to get some DNA. The DNA proved his identity and he is back home now.
