FigLeafAmerica, Inc.
The creator, however you envision him or her to be, made sex pleasurable for a reason. If it wasn’t pleasurable, we wouldn’t do it and entire species would disappear from the face of the earth. Sex is indeed pleasurable, or at least it should be, but for many people it is also a nightmare. Never in the course of human existence has so simple a physical act been so burdened by so many psychological barriers. If humans could adopt the philosophy of “dumb” animals and “just do it” they’d be much better off—both psychologically and physically. This is a nice idea, but it is not going to happen without some outside help. Sex in modern society has become terrifying. Men are worried about size and satisfying their partners, while women are obsessed with their orgasms. All lifestyle magazines confront their readers with the present, state of the art techniques for pleasing their mates. Unfortunately, only the young, thus far spared from the burdens and responsibilities of life, seem to be having a good time. These amorous adventures will end when young people eventually get a job that has them downing excessive amounts of alcohol, drugs, or antacids. Their time will come, no pun intended. Impotency is at an all time high. Drugs like Viagra are the Holy Grail of the pharmaceutical industry. Everyone, at least it would seem, wants to regain his/her youthful vigor. Big Pharma is going to help them. Well, so are we, but not in the same way.
We believe in sex. We believe in pleasure. We believe in intimacy. We believe in love. We also believe that our brains have overtaken our bodies. We think too much about a physical and emotional act that should be spontaneous and intense. Thinking destroys the pleasure of sex. Men pray that they can get and keep an erection, while women wonder whether tonight will be the night that the “Big O” finally pays them a visit. Well, we have developed a series of products that literally take the worry out of sex. They aren’t herbs, or magic spices, and they aren’t taken orally. These products, called Fig™ (Feminine Intimacy Gel™) and Mig™ (Masculine Intimacy Gel™) are topically applied directly to the clitoris, vaginal membranes, and penis, respectively. Simply put, they induce an intense erection of the clitoris, swelling of the vaginal membranes, and erection in men. Once applied, sexual arousal is assured. There is absolutely nothing to think about. It is going to happen so let it ride and enjoy yourself. As long as you don’t take a bath in the stuff, Fig™ and Mig™ are completely safe. These products were not designed to treat impotency so they are not regulated by the FDA. They are strictly pleasure gels, much like massage oils.
These pleasure gels are very powerful. A six-hour erection may sound exciting, but you really don’t want to go there. Some people are going to use too much gel. Human nature assures us that this is going to happen. So, we developed Fig-Relax™ and Mig-Relax™ as neutralizers of Fig™ and Mig™. These counter erectors, to coin a phrase, block the ability of the active ingredients in Fig™ and Mig™ to induce vasodilation. The result is literally an erection on demand. If a man wants to stay hard after orgasm, he applies Mig™ even if he already has an erection. Completely different muscle groups control ejaculation and erection.
The active ingredients of Fig™ and Mig™ are dissolved in extra-virgin olive oil. We are completely serious. Olive oil is a great solvent and it has a pleasant texture and odor. Many people apply olive oil to their skin as a moisturizer. But the real reason we chose olive oil is that we simply could not resist the symbolism of developing a sexual massage oil that legally carries the name Extra-Virgin on it. Fig™ and Mig™, the Extra Virgin Sexual Massage Oils™. The name is just too perfect to ignore. Just don’t use it on a salad.
Fig™ and Mig™ were developed as a cure for the Plague of the New Millenium—T4P™. What is T4P? It stands for Too Tired and Tense To Play. Making a living is stressful. If you want to make a really good living, the stresses can be unbearable. Inevitably, something is going to suffer. When you are tired and tense, or if you have had a few too many drinks, sex is probably not in the cards. Sexual arousal is an emotional act that cannot be commanded or willed. Sexual therapists are reporting an increasing number of men in their 20s and 30s who cannot maintain their erections. The psychological damage is extreme. Women can fake an orgasm, but men cannot fake an erection. If a man cannot maintain his erection, he often considers himself less than a man. One failure results in the expectation of additional failures and the cycle repeats itself. The same is true of a woman. A woman wants to orgasm and a man wants to help her do it. The cycle of expectations and disappointments eventually becomes a huge psychological burden. Orgasm is the ultimate act of vulnerability. This is true for both men and women. No treatment, shy of electrical stimulation, is going to help a person orgasm if they are afraid to do so. Fig™ and Mig™ can, however, completely take the worry out of arousal. We don’t care if you are tired, tense, angry, uptight or snake-bit, these gels are going to sexually stimulate you to a degree that many people have never experienced before. So, lay back and enjoy. Pleasure is a right—not a privilege. Sometime s you just need a little help to unwind. Fig™ and Mig™ were designed to provide that help.
In the future, the product line of FigLeafAmerica will include inhibitors of sexually transmitted diseases, such as the HIV virus, the hepatitis B virus, the hepatitis C virus and herpes simplex viruses 1 and 2. In addition, new pregnancy inhibitors that directly target the egg are being developed. These are all Scorpion™ drugs, and must be approved by the FDA before use.
These sex oils, so to speak, have had an interesting history. A female variant of Fig™ or Feminine Intimacy Gel ™ was scientifically formulated to promote the use of a gel that prevented the spread of STDs. The reasoning was very simple. If the gel itself promoted sexual arousal, women and men would buy it for that reason. The fact that it also blocked the transmission of certain STDs was a bonus. Initially, there was no male version of the product. We found that the active component, when modified to dissolve in a light oil, penetrated the skin of the penis and caused erection. Men did not lose their erection after orgasm. In time, it dawned on us that we had developed a sex gel or oil that could be sold independently of the STD product. So that is what we are going to do. The cash flow will fund the STD project.
This product will not be sold in chain drug stores, grocery stores or convenience stores. It will be sold on our web site, www.figleafa merica.com, when the site is operational. Chain stores will not touch these products. They are products for and about sex. They have no other purpose. This does not fit into the family image of most retail based corporations. The products will be sold in some independent drug stores, high end erotica stores, video/book shops, social and music clubs, bathhouses, massage parlours, hotels, motels, and spas. In some locals, the products will be dispensed by vending machines. Distributors will have the right to sell Fig™ and Mig™ on a specified number of Web sites as well.
Domestic and international distribution inquiries should be directed to Dr. Stephen Martin, Managing Partner of Scorpion Technology Partners, at smartin@scorpionpharma.com.
FREE samples of Fig™ and Mig™ will be distributed soon. Announcements will be made on the www.figleafamerica.com web site. Please watch for the site and enjoy.
FigLeafAmerica, Inc. and Scorpion Technology Partners are subsidiaries of Grouppe Kurosawa, an international technology holding company
posted by Stephen Martin 12:44 PM
