Brett's curious sites
Every so often Brett sends me curious sites he's found ostensibly as part of his job. I've put them on a weblog.
Be sure and check out his own curious site, The Whacky World of Mayonnaise
God didn't make night times for sleeping
http://www.winney.com/ not sure what the fk this one's about, but be sure to check out the evian water race thing - bizarre!
http://www.wendycarlos.com/ she's one sexy lady...
http://www.milkyelephant.com/indexme.html too weird for words
6:13 PM
Uselessness of love
10:46 PM
Choice pickings from the nostrils of inebriation - Works better with Real Player
12:56 AM
Taste like shrimps apparently
Taste like hats apparently
7:45 PM
www.bifrost.com.au/hosting/gnomes/
My money's on the monkey
One of the most sinister sites available uncensored on the web!
9:54 PM
Superb use of silicone - Stick Moses up yer twat today! (I must confess this is one of my finds - Pete)
6:30 PM
This is quite a handy way to while away ten seconds of pre Christmas ennui
6:27 PM
My first thoughts are what an embittered old fuck this guy is! Bit of a curate's egg this one though. Not sure whether to laugh or cry or just hide under my desk and emit squeaking noises...
6:27 PM
Reminds me of my glorious halcyon days of selling top insect cookery books to the hungry unwashed masses of Birmingham
1:25 AM
The Real Slim Shady (bookseller in-joke warning...)
11:39 PM
For those with a fondness for all things crustacean
8:18 PM
I am sure (unequivocally) that this will come in useful on some boring Thursday afternoon in the near future...
6:10 PM
So terrible, its brilliant. And as for the poor hamster...
12:34 AM
This site goes to a lot of effort. Much too much effort.
10:41 PM
Whilst waiting around for the Friday drinking session may I suggest the following inanity...
www.sillyjokes.co.uk/games/arserace.html
www.kli.org
7:45 PM
How well do you know your Star Trek?
While away many many many hours
11:00 PM
Photographs of people sitting on a couch. Lots of people, but just one couch.
Hamster Scatology
5:58 PM
Much stupidity abounding
7:35 PM
Ok, its Friday and I'm bored again...
www.barometerworld.com
9:13 PM
Almost worth buying a dog for!!!
1:36 AM
mudwrestling.org
12:11 AM
www.jb.mcmail.com
12:10 AM
The source of many horrors
12:10 AM
Someone with far too much time on their hands. Adolesence cannot come soon enough I fear.
11:52 PM
The number 1 on the 11th December 1971 was Ernie (The Fastest Milkman In The West) by Benny Hill - which says all you need to know about my life to date.
11:52 PM
Purely in the interests of furthering global brotherhood and stuff
11:51 PM