Cory's Experiential Advice: Part 1 of a series
Do not use a bottle opener on twist-tops. Unless of course, you would like to remove the bottle.
Frog legs for dinner tastes like chicken that clucks funny.
The Princess Bride
A man in black vies his wits between
Himself and a clever Sicilian.
They take locaine powder,
Laugh a little louder
And one is not as smart as he seems.
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The meaning of life is big, honey
With an answer not bought with money
Of other questions to ask
And finding results a task
Like do chickens find rubber people funny?
Four Rooms
Ted's first night as a brand new bellhop
Is a crazy New Year's that wouldn't stop
For a grand, he can't refrain
Drinking Cristal champagne
And removing a pinkie; chop-chop.
A Clockwork Orange
There once was a bad boy named Alex
Who was amused by crime and malice
The docs messed with his head
He got sick and went to bed
And now he knows the prudence of Pallas.
When I Am King
Camel beau.
Diesel Sweeties
Clango wang.
AfterLife.org
Do it.
1000 journals
Doodle. Pass it on.