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After a good day of playing CS

Counter-Strike contributed by PC444, posted By nixon
Monday, September 17 @ 03:03:54 PDT

After a good day of playing CS, all you want to do is sit back, and relax

Check out some other cool CS art here


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All this time we thought it was Bin Laden

News contributed by MiG, posted By nixon
Monday, September 17 @ 00:42:03 PDT

Turns out we were all wrong. The Sept 11 tragedy wasn't committed by Osama and his pals. It was gays, feminists, "pagans," and a host of liberal advocacy groups.


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Ballmer and Strife

Flash and Animations By MiG
Saturday, September 15 @ 17:52:01 PDT

Well, it was only a matter of time before somebody combined our favourite flash movie (wweeeee!!!) with our favourite mokey boy. Here's Ballmer and Strife.


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THE FUNNIEST THING EVER SO SHUT UP.

Funny contributed by teh_gibs0n, posted By nixon
Saturday, September 15 @ 04:42:55 PDT

HELLO!! Another QUALITY! INFORMATIVE! THRIFTY! SUPER-DUPER!

"teh_gibs0n NEWS POST BUTTON PRESS ACTION DISPENSOR!"

SUPER-DUPER, DUDES!
THIS IS THIRD COOLEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO ME!
(I can hear MiG bitching about frontspace already, so I'll shut up soon)

"RIGHT CLICK, SAVE AS!"



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Just in case you haven't had enough of this urban legend

News By MiG
Friday, September 14 @ 23:14:52 PDT

You've probably come across the Nostradamus prophecy thing already, and its relation to the World Trade Center attack. Read the official snopes debunking to clear things up.


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Meta: Hopefully teh final phase in the Pixel/WonderMike saga...

htmf By Eese
Thursday, September 13 @ 17:27:23 PDT

Pixel and WonderMike have control of EFNet #hackingthemainframe... They wish to propose a trade, access/control of #hackingthemainframe for a removal of the ACL entry that blocks their access to hackingthemainframe.com, the web site. They also promise to attempt to be more congenial in attitude. Anyhow, I have for now lifted the bans in #htmf, but I leave the final judgment up to MiG (I love being able to relegate and not have to make a decision).


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Another suspect in the terrorist attacks on the US

Funny By Eese
Wednesday, September 12 @ 20:47:55 PDT

Special thanks to FA-q for using his sleuthing skillz for good in finding us some evidence that points to a very unlikely group of suspects.


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What CNN didn't tell you...

Questions contributed by FA-q, posted By mindgame
Wednesday, September 12 @ 11:31:14 PDT

I found this after the fact, but it seems that someone knew about the World Trade Center and the Pentagon more than a week before it happened. A friend of mine sent me this link from google's site. Seriously scary stuff.


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Osama Bin Laden

Events contributed by FA-q, posted By stroker
Tuesday, September 11 @ 22:36:51 PDT

A lot of people are probably now aware that the Pentagon and the World Trade Center have been the victims of terrorist attacks. Suspected is known terrorist Osama Bin Laden who is in the FBI top 10 most wanted list. There is a reward on this guy's head to the tune of $5,000,000 USD.

You guys can't collect it though, because i intend to cash in after i found him wandering CS servers


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What an unfortunate name

Sports By MiG
Tuesday, September 11 @ 22:00:04 PDT

Looks like Brazilian soccer star "Argel" has will now be playing for Benfica instead of Porto. Not that this is big news. But is really funny when you consider Argel's full name. Click the link.


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