This page is dedicated to collecting the wisdom of one of my personal heroes.

McEwinisms



There aren't many people I am proud to call friend.

She's not crazy, but she's definitely not like the other kids

I must never meet this woman.
 
 

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So, some thing I have said piques your interest, or maybe enrages you, or you just have a question about me that I haven't covered about myself. Here are the ground rules:
Any personal questions are on a quid pro quo basis. Tell me something personal about yourself of approximately equal value and I'll answer you.
Any questions on any subject that I know the answer will be answered, truthfully, along with some opinion.
Any questions that I don't know the answer to will be answered with what I think should be the answer if I were running things(which I am definitely not)

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oh yeah and just so you know; everything here is © 2000 to me. I'm not a prick about it or anything. Unless you steal from me. Then, horrible Karmic Retribution will visited on your soul.
 
 
 

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McEwinisms

O.B.E Overcome by events
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We're eating our seed corn
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The race doesn't always go to the swift, nor the battle to the strong. But that is the way to bet your money.
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This is a retail store, not 911."
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That is a definite candidate for the shithammer.
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That's the electronic equivalent of smoke signals!
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This [car, program, store, restaurant, etc] is not nice.
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That reminds me of the time...
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You know,,, This doesn't suck.
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Never shoot your last bullet in a bayonet fight.

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I so deftly McEwinized the package that I couldn't return it

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so Barnes was just sitting there eyefucking my wife,.....

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stationed too close to the flagpole

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The roosters will come home to nest

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FISHDO

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Never being one to be mislead by mere facts,.....

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Sometimes it's not the horse, it's the jockey.

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Duuuuude....your shit is all fucked up.

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