11/14/2000
Friendship Termination Department

This email is pretty good... wholesome, full, and mean. One night the recipient was supposed to go to dinner with their friends, and was invited by the sender. But they all ended up leaving without him, walking right past his bedroom and out the back door of his apartment without saying anything. He was having a party at the apartment that night and prefered that this girl and her friends (all of whom were physics majors) not come, so he put an away message up saying:

Party at my apartment. Come on over if you're not a physics major

She then emailed him that night, rather randomly, as the AIM away message was the only thing he was aware of that made her mad:

Hey... I just have a few thing to say...
1. You are an asshole.
2. You have absolutely no right to tell the entire world that I am unwelcome in my Best Friend's home (and yes, by this I mean YOUR ROOMMATE not you).
3. You are a self-centered asshole, and I would rather be hanging out with the "physics majors" then someone who cares more about hair products than he does his friends.
4. I am now beginning to understand why everyone you have ever been close to has run screaming in the other direction for at least a little while... Except me, and that just changed.
5. I don't understand why you need to single me and your roommate out like this. You used to call us your two best friends, when did you become a two-faced, conniving, self-righteous, crude bastard?

He then emailed her back:

I find this funny coming from someone who claims they are my best friend but hasn't talked to me since the beginning of school - don't start with me... when you people get together as a group I can't stand you - this hasn't changed since last year... as someone who always complains about people being pushed away you're extremely contradictory - you have problems no one can ever help you with... I'm drunk but you were sober when you sent this so go to hell. BTW - I've always been a bastard... and you've always been a bitch. You'll never live that title down. Hope you're happy.

Think it ends there? Oh no! He forgot one thing:

PS - This is my home... you people disturb me and disrespect the fact that I live there... MOVE OUT