Last night was utterly horrendous. I'm not speaking about it.
posted by Jeff Shrensel 3:38 PM

Tuesday, June 05, 2001

Holy Shit!?! What does this mean? The artist formerly know as something else is now ...I'll let you see for yourself.
posted by Jeff Shrensel 6:16 PM

Tuesday, May 29, 2001

Physics SAT II is my BITCH!!!

720 mothafucka!
posted by Jeff Shrensel 8:25 AM

Thursday, May 17, 2001

!!! The next person to see the page will be number 800!
posted by Jeff Shrensel 10:17 PM

So today I learned why we don't go reading random assignment books that are carelessly left on chairs in the library by our friends. To wit:

Sat, May 19: "Buy Mo-Mo's vibrator for her birthday. Think of me when you use it on your *illegible* pussy."

Er yeah. See? Fun things happen. Just to me.
posted by Jeff Shrensel 10:15 PM

Wednesday, May 16, 2001

AP Physics really, really, really sucks.
posted by Jeff Shrensel 10:16 PM

Tuesday, May 15, 2001

AP physics is going to suck worse than having an angry Mike Tyson tell you that he's "...designed a punch dat will make your wiver bweed."

AAAHHH!
posted by Jeff Shrensel 10:04 PM

Tuesday, May 08, 2001

I think this has gotten me too depressed to write anything for a few days. I honestly can't imagine the emotional pain and suffering going on. It makes me want to scream, cry, kick something, and just be there.
posted by Jeff Shrensel 10:11 PM

Sunday, May 06, 2001

I'm at a loss for words.
posted by Jeff Shrensel 7:05 PM

OH MY GOD.

Sam, my utmost condolences go out to you and your family.
posted by Jeff Shrensel 7:02 PM

Thursday, May 03, 2001

What with the prom tonight, I don't think I'll be at school tommorrow, except maybe for physics. Not that I'm going to the prom, but come on now, it's the Junior prom. Please. The senior prom, I'll go to. But the Junior Prom on a thursday night in Morristown? Right.

It's too hot today. It shouldn't be allowed to get this hot. Some of my floppy disks melted. That's way too hot for me, thank you.
posted by Jeff Shrensel 6:44 PM

Monday, April 30, 2001

Publish, damnit!
posted by Jeff Shrensel 10:11 PM