Friday, August 4, 2000
Listen here Teryaki Jerky - er, uh, yeah. I've been busy too. No, really, really busy.I had to polish all more door knobs, shine my air ducts, and rechrome my tailpipe. How is a guy suppose to get all that done, and hold down a full-time job ta'-boot?
Dear RachRach,
You are a moron. Your momma should have bounced you on your head.
Love and Kisses, The Flounder
Flounder | Respond
Rantings scribbled at 8/4/2000 8:27:33 AM
Thursday, August 3, 2000
Ewww. This blog is all dusty and unused. What a pity. It seems that real life fun (define fun) has kept me busy for the past couple of weeks. No problem. But I don't see Flounder pulling his load. Hey Flounder! Hey! Get to blogging you silly fish.
Turk | Respond
Rantings scribbled at 8/3/2000 7:18:44 AM
Wednesday, July 26, 2000
You know it's bad when Spammers don't even know how to Spam correctly. Yeesh. I got the message below in the mail today. This is exponentially more annoying than regular Spam. (I especially like the deceptive misspelling of "hotmail." It really took me a while to figure that one out.)
From: rachrach24@homtail.com
Sent: Wednesday, July 26, 2000 2:06 PM
Subject: hey there remember me/?
Dear [name],
This is to tell you that I know your last name is "[lastname]"
and your email address is [email].
please call me at 1800366 5277
I have been trying to call you but have been unable to
reach you
dp
Turk | Respond
Rantings scribbled at 7/26/2000 7:57:03 PM
Ouch. Over a week and no posts. Apparently, this work life is starting to impede on hypocritical ventures. Oh well. Not much to report. Not much Web surfing lately. Just work. Work work work. Work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work work. Well, you get the idea.
Turk | Respond
Rantings scribbled at 7/26/2000 7:50:18 AM
Tuesday, July 18, 2000
Here's one especially for Flounder, because he likes monkeys, too.
Turk | Respond
Rantings scribbled at 7/18/2000 11:42:31 PM
Are you lonesome tonight? Are you lonesome tonight? La da da dee da da da. Oh well. Maybe some humor would cheer you up?
Turk | Respond
Rantings scribbled at 7/18/2000 11:31:47 PM
Monday, July 17, 2000
Please. Like you were going to be able to keep us from blogging a site called Shorn ::: Entertainment for the ill-tempered :::? The cubicle girl alone is worth the trip. Besides the sense of humor on these guys is perfectly hypocritical.
Turk | Respond
Rantings scribbled at 7/17/2000 4:24:38 PM
Friday, July 14, 2000
Turk this Turk that, Turk Turk Turk. Where's the Flounder? Where are his dopey dope insights on society as a whole? Well, my friends, the Floundster is on the road. And I'm afraid that when he retunrs, he'll have to launch into another diatribe. I fear it will not be pretty, but I'm fairly confident that it will be entertaining. So, just hold your horses, buckaroo. There's good stuff on the way. Until then, however, more of me!
Turk | Respond
Rantings scribbled at 7/14/2000 5:23:18 PM
In the spirit of enormicom, I found this logo library.
Turk | Respond
Rantings scribbled at 7/14/2000 12:51:35 PM
Ouch. Maybe I should make sure that my name is registered to an ally. But who could say anything bad about Turk E. Jones? Boo. Ernst Malmsten failed business man dot com
Turk | Respond
Rantings scribbled at 7/14/2000 8:52:15 AM
Thursday, July 13, 2000
I've often wondered what would happen if I blogged BLOGGER. Will I create an interminal loop? Will I create a flux capacitor? Will I get the Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man? Am I just looking for some excuse to post even though I have no content to eek out of my feeble little brain. Bingo, Billy. Bingo.
Turk | Respond
Rantings scribbled at 7/13/2000 10:52:17 PM
I think there are few "did you know"s missing on AskOJ.com like "Did you know a common butcher knife can almost decapitate a human if used correctly?", "Did you know that common selzer water removes blood stains?","Did you know white Broncos get 16 miles to the gallon when travelling 35 MPH?"
Turk | Respond
Rantings scribbled at 7/13/2000 1:15:13 PM
Are you a netslave? These guys want you.
Turk | Respond
Rantings scribbled at 7/13/2000 12:49:39 PM
Yes, it's hard to believe, but we do have archives.
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