George W. Bush declared a "Winner" by the D.E.A.
So without further dilly-dallying,
Cup, other Cup take fall in tragic kitchen accident
Reported by Spoon
The tone of the kitchen lastnight was somber during the funeral ceremonies and last rites of cherished Cup, accompanied by his constant companion in life, other Cup. The police determined that the reason for the deaths was accidental, although some of the local media believed foul play to be afoot. Cup and other Cup had just returned from a risky foray into the dishwasher when it was uncovered that Knife had been bribing the washer to be placed on the dish rack instead. Cup and friend published a story on Knife that was rejected by NTFB, for unknown reason. Police say that they have ruled out malice as a motive. The funeral ceremonies were held by the garbage can, in a strong paper bag.
Sunday, April 9, 2000
News for the bored in danger!
I now threaten NFTB in an arrogant manner belieing my lack of willpower to actually update the site. In other news, site is updated.
Wednesday, March 22, 2000
A small trail of ants was ambushed today by a big spray can. One ant survivor described the attack as "ruthless and cold-blooded." Then he carried off his piece of banana, which was 10,000 times his own body weight.
Thursday, March 2, 2000
George W. Bush declared a "Winner" by the D.E.A.
Tuesday, February 29, 2000
In today's news, an old idea is revived. For good measure, a dog barks in the distance.
