At the Leeds festival the other wise ace Ash set was ruined by little bloody kids rushing to the front then falling over coz they couldnt handle the mosh pit. as a result Ash had to stop their set a couple of times. Pesky kids.

The planet of the apes. God its bad.

Right from the scoobie doo esque chase sequence at the start (Quick lets escape! But how! I know lets run through all the apes bedrooms! Thats sure to work!)
to the way that the big battle ends. I wont give a specific rant here as iam sure some of you will still go and see it.

Who would have thought I would dislike a film with monkeys (sorry apes) in it.

'deep blue sea'. A terrible film that stole almost 2 hours of my life. I would have had more fun if a shark had really been eating me.

The fact that the song 'teenage dirtbag' has been edited on TV and radio to remove the line
'her boyfriends a dick, he takes a gun to school'. Censorship gone crazy.

Wierd anti scottishness in the kebab shop last night.
Kebab man started conversation about Leeds football team maoving grounds. Despite knowing nothing about football I chatted away out of politeness. Then the guy behind me in the que siad
'What the fuck do you know a bout football? Coming down here talking about stuff you dont understand. Why dont you go back north.'
I expected him to go on about stealing his job and his wife as well but he didnt. Thankfully my kebab was then ready and i legged it before he kicked the shit out of me.

Taking a cd to work only to find ive left the cd in my stereo at home and have taken an empty box to work.

Council tax bills. And all other forms paying out money in a non-fun orientated way.

Horrible gray days after really nice weekends.

My inabillity to drink. Was on pub crawl at weekend which started at 14.00. I lamed out at 21.30 after the curry.

the fact im going to have to pay £45 to have a tooth removed.

Toothache

My inabillity to pull

My inabillity to save money

The after taste of a kebab the next morning

Being hungover

Being unmotivated

My old computer

Upstairs neighbours who play music loudly as I try to sleep then having to go upstairs when pissed to rant at them and the door being opened by a annoying bitch who tells me to chill out.

I hate finally getting round to buying ash tickets and the gig being sold out.