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hellboy book--red dawrf book-
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10.17.2000: michael closes the books
Peter's gone from the net for a while. He moved, so
Neighbor Sex is a thing of the past. I'm going through and cleaning
stuff up. He'll be back eventually, I'm sure. In the meantime...
<plug type=shameless>visit my dog
wants to be on the radio</plug>
Tuesday, August 15, 2000-ish
all about me, this page is.
me, me, me
particularly grumpy today.
looking for a place in the high point/greensboro area. must find a place or i will be living out of a car for a while. i guess that is the big problem with moving to a new place all the sudden, shelter. i don't own a tent anymore or i could sleep and bathe in the woods. not bad, but protection is always an issue.
Monday, August 14, 2000-ish
stinky butt, the cat
has, but will not wash himself
do not sleep with me.
Had to wash the cat last night. Worst job ever. Wet fur and claws.
painful. little bastard. oh the sounds that came from it's five pound frame. Little sonabitch. and he knows it to. "oh, smell my butt, would you."
this is his taunt. So i washed him.
Never saw that comin'.
being a wanna-be zen master. nothing is supposed to bother me, but only you can find that out for yourselves.
So I am moving away from my current location.
to a new city where i do not yet have a place to live.
My aunt from nowhere called to have dinner with me (correct grammar later). I had a grilled chicken salad. ate it all up.
worked to long hours at a telethon. i know, they are less fun to work than to watch.
gotta find boxes.
gotta find boxes.
gotta find boxes.
Is this the end to neighbor-sex?
tragic.
Saturday, August 5, 2000-ish
I had time and decided to see Hollow Man. I was going to see it anyway.
I was somewhat dissappointed and the film left plenty of time for me to figure out certain aspects which the filmmakers either ignored or were just ignorant about.
What would you do if invisible. Yeah, me too. Run around and check things that would be closed off to people you could be seen. One character spoke for all those people. He got killed. Kevin goes around screwing with people, which is what everybody would do. He feel a woman's bare bosom (ala The Fermata ) then pulls on her nipple in one of many naughty bits. She was sleeping. I don't think she minded. She got killed. He freaks out children and kills an invisible puppy. But why did he go insane?
They tried to touch on this by saying he could not sleep becuase the light went through his eye lids. He is invisible after all. And this is the biggest problem I had with the film. Light reflects off of objects and those reflections are picked up in our eyes. The light needs to bounce around our enclosed and self-contained eyes in order for the retina and other little bits of seeing material can translate and correct what "can be seen" and what was reflected. So if Kevin is invisible, and light needs to bounce around our eyes to see, how could Kevin see. The light would pass right through all the seeing bits and the man's eyes would not be able to gather light. Therefore could not see.
Plus the invisible solution was never explained. I tried to figure it out but was left holding nothing more than air. They mention "Quantum Phase Shift" and other techno-babble, that still would not explain how the complex theories of light's movements could be contained in a vial of red goo. Someone else was killed.
So Kevin goes insane? I dunno why either. Instead of disappearing forever in the world, he decides to off everyone for no reason. He traps the team in the complex where no one would start looking for them until next tuesday. Stupid right? He kills a girl with clear tubing. HAHA. Get it?
He should have just run off nekkid and be done with it.
Oh, and he rapes a woman off screen. She had nice Breasts. I dunno if he killed her tho'. Gonna have to wait for the DVD version to find out.
The effects where neat-o. Elizabeth Shue has really filled-out since The Karate Kid.
See it if you have nothing better to do.
Hey, I wrote a review.
Friday, August 4, 2000-ish
A new Vacation Spot
Funkin' Great! THIS always happens when I want to get out of town. And I always get called into work, because everybody freaks out! OH! It's raining, AHH!
also saw On Her Majesty's Secret Service, the one shot Bond film with Lazenby. I think that is my favorite. it stuck so close to the original book. plus seeing it on dvd always helps. I might even like A View to a Kill. No, Not really.
Thursday, August 3, 2000-ish
i will add something soon to Das Ist Webloggen! going to the beach tomorrow. everyone has been drowning 'round here lately. rip tides, ya know. so gonna be careful. Scanners, i saw recently again, was a terrible film. I am sorry, it was bad.
Friday, July 21, 2000-ish
everyone is out of town. michael wants me to be profound. i have been working on a series of comics depicting the greater evils of the world. does that count? soon will post also will post the style sheets for the comics that i have been working on. the patriot, the film, was the stupidist piece of hollywood bile ever filmed. it made me want to hit a british person in the face tho'. is it supposed to have that effect? sorry england, i still want to visit. so don't hit me i the face when i do. you should've just let the americans
destroy the americas on their own. no natives were featured in the film. i was waiting for them to show up. i guess we had already moved them to the west. groan.
Thursday, July 13, 2000-ish
"Six bucks of porn and no one was fucking!"
Hi from Charlotte.
With Chelsea. We went clothes shopping and saw a movie. John Cusack respents the age group for my generation.
Chelsea was showing off her new digital cable then accidentially bought a whole night of PORN. We were stuck watching the Playboy channel until god knows how long. And the night's programming must have been the worst ever. Nothing but talk shows. Not even one thrust or moan of orgasm. She was pissed.
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A collection of ememies of Duba.
The car I saw that went out of control then flipped into a ditch!
*more to come*
Michael is probably having several small and various sized kittens about now.
"MY God," he would probably say, "The man finally learning how to add
something that looks like another column." Then faints into a pleasant sleep where giant cats destroy, on purpose, the evil that lurks in the desert.
so smaller stuff will go here. soon enough. MY GOD! be patient.
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