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7.29.2001

I've pretty much defected to LiveJournal now, but I'll leave this blog here and open, in the event that I figure out something to do with it later on down the line. So, if you want to know what's new and exciting (or not) in my life, go here.
posted by chaobell 11:50 AM | grab

6.22.2001

As much as I like Blogger, I'm considering switching over to LiveJournal.

I'm poking it right now. Mine lives here.
posted by chaobell 3:19 PM | grab

6.21.2001

Somebody has hit my main site via a Google search for "Dupre gay drawing."

...

...

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...A fatal exception has occurred in module "sarahs_brain." It may be possible to continue normally...
posted by chaobell 4:48 PM | grab

Here is an idiot.
Here is a poem she claims to have written.

Here is the poem it was plagiarized from, which was written in 1999.

Here is her e-mail address.
posted by chaobell 4:42 PM | grab

6.16.2001

The kitten, still nameless, is asleep in my lap.

Looking at her all curled up and purring, you'd never know that just five minutes ago, she decided my ears weren't pierced enough and tried to remedy that condition with her sharp little teeth. And you'd never guess that just before that, she decided that my hair was an evil beast that needed to be killed.
posted by chaobell 1:33 PM | grab

6.15.2001

Some disturbing searches showing up in the main site's referrals:

"bloody pussy" (... ... ...eeeeeeew)
"does soy bloat you" (can't say I've ever had a problem with it)
"kurse all seeds" (not really disturbing, but I thought it was cute that someone was searching for that specific phrase)
posted by chaobell 7:50 PM | grab

6.13.2001

Today was sushi day. Mmm.
posted by chaobell 2:32 PM | grab

6.12.2001

Star Ocean: Blue Sphere will, in all likelihood, not be coming to the US after all.

...

Enix?

J00 SUX0RZ
posted by chaobell 6:13 PM | grab

6.10.2001

We have a little girl.

Actually, I should clarify that. We have a little four-legged, 6-8 week old calico girl.

Mate left for work this morning, then immediately came back in. "There's a kitten out here," he said. I was out of bed and dressed in record time. He handed me the kitten. She was purring loudly, and didn't seem to mind being handed around. "Better take care of her until someone comes looking for her," he said, and I took her inside.

Spazz was highly Not Amused. He's leaving her alone now, but that may be because she's asleep on the floor under my chair.

I don't think anyone's going to come looking for her, though. As soon as I took the cat food bag down from the top of the fridge, she started raising hell. I fixed her up a bowl of food and she dove into it. I think she ate about a cup of food before she decided that she was full.

After that, she found one of Spazz's rabbit fur mice and threw it around for a solid half-hour. Every so often, she would toss it a little too close to Spazz. They would have a little standoff over the mouse, then Spazz would back off, then the kitten would resume throwing the mouse around. She threw it into the water bowl more than once. See, Spazz? Just like you.

So I guess she's tuckered out now. Spazz is still giving us both dirty looks, but is not actively trying to kill either of us, so I guess things will settle down after a while. And when he did swat at her, he didn't have his claws out. I suppose I'll just do what I did when I first brought him home and he and Midi were having their little dominance dick-size war...ignore them unless they start breaking things.
posted by chaobell 10:43 AM | grab

6.9.2001

A request: If anyone has a MIDI file of the elevator music from Shivers, aka the easter egg screen music from Phantasmagoria 2, and can pass it on to me, I will love you forever.
posted by chaobell 9:10 PM | grab

grrrrrrrrarrrrrrghyoufuckerpublishpublishpublishPUBLISH DAMN YOU!

I feel better now, thanks.
posted by chaobell 6:28 PM | grab

Today's disturbing search engine hits for the main site:

"dirty diaper girl sex"
"dragonball yaoi pics"
posted by chaobell 2:11 PM | grab

6.8.2001

!!! (via Elise)
posted by chaobell 12:05 PM | grab

6.7.2001

I am sucking on a single-serving packet of honey.

At least, I thought that's what I was sucking on until I read the ingredients...

Ingredients: honey, high fructose corn syrup, sugar, corn syrup, natural flavoring, caramel color. What the fuck!? Not one, but two kinds of corn syrup. Sugar, as if the honey and corn syrup isn't already teeth-achingly sweet enough. Natural flavoring. I thought the honey pretty much covered that. Can I just have a packet of plain old bee barf, please?

Oh, I see now. The packet does not claim that it is honey. It claims that the yellow, sticky, honey-flavored liquid therein is actually honey sauce. Well, that explains everything.
posted by chaobell 2:18 PM | grab

6.5.2001

I swear to God these fuckers at [company name deleted to protect the innocent] are going to be the death of me. Actually, it's not so much their fault as it is NetSol's, but still. I'm going to see if that beer that was left in here over the weekend is still in the fridge now, thank you.
posted by chaobell 11:34 AM | grab