Mobile suit chibi Gundam M ep: 5... The vultures way......... Narrator: the crew of the freiden are known as vultures...they go arounf collecting mobile suits and other technology from before the war and sell/trade them with other vultures... now the freiden is going to a site where they hope rto find some mobile suits to sell....... Jamil: have we reached the factory yet? Sara: no captain, we're still 15 mins away. Jamil: hmmmm, have the ms pilots standing by to help with the loading of any ms's we may find. Sara: hai captain.... *in the hanger* Kid: ok everybody it's time for some shopping ready the gundams..... Mechanics:right cheif. Taku: so am i going out???? Kid: in anything but VR...... Taku: nani...... --;;;... *looks at kid with evil in her eye* Kid: ehe ^^;; well you asked me... *taku whacks kid*.. Garoad: hey taku wuzzup??? Taku:nothing much. you gonna ehlp out? Garoad: yeah, might as well, thouhg i'm afraid i might mess up a bit, i'm exhausted... Taku: why's that???? Garoad: well last night tifa kept me up al........errrr uhhh ehe *blushes*..... *Maruka walks in* Maruka: geez garoad, whats with you and tifa??? have you forgotten that my rooms right next to her's??? man i'm gonna have nightmares for weeks.......... *followig this, they arrived at the ms factory and picked up several mobile suits.* Maruka: hehehehe wow look at all the ms's........ we'll make a bundle with em.... Sara: yes we've usually been able to make about 1 mil. each for suits like these, hopefully we can do just as good. Maruka: nani????? thats it?? amn i knopw where you can make alot better.... Jamil: oh really???? where??? Maruka: ever heard of eBay????? Jamil: no..... Maruka: oh it's great, i got 10000 mil. for wing zero ...... Jamil: oh so thats why heero was so pissed off at everybody before he left --;;;;;;......... Maruka: well i think you should sell these ms's on eBay.... Jamil: ok.... Sara!!! Sara:yes captain? Jamil: this time lets try selling these ms's on eBay...... *they sell the ms's on eBay* Jamil: wow!!!!!!!!!!! 10,000 bids on each suit, we're rich!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we shpuld have done this a long time ago!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wow!!!!!!!!!!!!! witts: respect ebay. Rhoby: ya gotta respect eBay, it made us rich, ya gotta respect it. Maruka&taku: respect. Garoad: don't respect yahoo auctions.... Jamil: Garoad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *taku and maruka run off the bridge as the wild fight brakes out* The End........
sagashimono wa nan desu ka?? mitsuke ni kuimono desu ka?! kaban no naka mo.. tsukue no naka mo.. sagashita keredo mitsukaranai no ni! mada mada sagasu ki desu ka?? sore yori boku to odorimasen ka?!yume no naka e.. yume no naka e.. itte mitai to omoimasen ka?!?!?!? U U U!!!!!- U U U!!!!!- U U U!!!!!- saaaaaa!!!!! sagashimono wa nan desu ka ??? mada mada sagasu ki desu ka??????? yume no naka e!! yume no naka e!!!! itte mitai to omoimasen ka?!?!?!??!!?!! U U U!!!!!!! U U U!!!!!! U U U!!!! saaaaaaa!!!!!! aa U U U!!!!! (yume no naka e!) U U U!!!!! (yume no naka e!) U U U.... saaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!! *bows* thank you thank you ^______^
I'm trying to fix the archives page..... I'm coming to school today, though I still don't feel well.. oh well. Life sucks. Later.
Mobile Suit Chibi Gundam M: Ep 4: Heero comes to town.....*Venusrock is sitting in the hanger* Kid: wow and i thought that the Gundam M was a peice of garbage this thing takes the cake.. i don't think we can fix it without building a whole new gundam *sigh* boys better put on a case of coffe... Taku: so what do you think i made it myself... Kid: *starts to speak but maruka stops him*.. Maruka: *whispers into kid's ear* think before you speak... Kid: well... *sweatdrop* it's a little rough around the edges but my team should be able to fix it...... *guys start to work* *Jamil walks in* Jamil: Maruka, seen Garoad around??? Maruka: *sigh*i last saw him going into Tifa's room but that was about 6 hours ago...... oh and Jamil, i don't apprecieta you putting me in the room next to Tifa's. Those two (tifa and Garoad) kept me up all night --;;;;;;;....... Jamil: *sweatdrop*..errrrr....... yeah......anyway....we have a new gundam pilot coming on board for a breif stay while he has repairs done.... Maruka: who's the pilot??? *in the background we see the workers avoiding paices of VR as it falls apart around them wile they work*... *Jamil Maruka and Taku look over at this as the kid runs around yelling at the workers... after a breife pause* Jamil: i don't know who he is, all i know is that he tried to self destruct his gundam.... *taku's ears perk up and she runs up to Jamil* Taku: did you say self destruct??? Jamil: *hesitating* ummm...y..y..y..yes....... Taku: HHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *starts to run around saying "what will i wear, dop i look nice, i need to take a shower, wheres my make up, wheres a soundproof room with a lock on it* *then she runs out of the hanger scremaing at the top of ehr lungs "hey girls, Heero Yuy's coming to town!!!* *all over the ship the female memebers of the Freidens crew (and some male members o_O) are busy showering, dressing up, cleaning thier rooms, and puting on make up... they all form a wild mob in the hanger (like a michale Jackson concert or Elvis concert) all holding banners, come are not seen though, they are waiting with nets and tranqualizer guns waiting to capture the prefect soldier and make him thier own in the background of this insanity the freidens mechanic crew is still working on venus rock and it falls apart for the 10th time in 4 weeks* *suddenly a very battered wing Zero arrives in the hangr and is mobbed by women* *heero stublmes out, baddly battered and is carried on several shoulders into the medical room* Doctor: where are his clothes *sudenly several flashbulbs go off* Doctor: Get out of here and let me treat him!! Women: how long until he is healed enough to go at it like a drunken monkey for days on end?? Doctor: 1 week is what he needs to heal *women are shooed out and the doctor treat heero, he gets up, fully healed a few hours latter* *the doctor lets Taku out of a closet where she ahs been hidding* Doctor there you go, one hot gundam pilot healed, and ready for action... now my payment... Taku: yes of course *mouth wattering staring at heero* *ahnds the doctor a large sack with a $ on it* Doctor: *walks out whistilng "i'm in the money"* *Taku jumps ontop of heero and wakes him up* Taku: wakey wakey... Heero: Relena??? Taku: *heheh perfect the halucinagen the doctor gave him is working*... yes heero it's me, take me.... Heero: ok.... *6 days latter*.........*a very ruffeled taku walkes out of the medical room a daved look on her face, followed closely by heero looking very well, not tird in one bit* Taku: wow...... wow..... wow..... Heero: hn... *he walks awayand flys away in wing zeero* *kid wa;ks up to taku* well we fixed uo the VR gundam, though it's till a lousy worthless peice of junk... Taku: yeah...gundam.... what??? oh yeah, thanx kid.... *taku gets in gundam VR and powers it up, as the lights turn on alarms go off and the gundam starts to shake, then it stops moving and smoke pillowes from all the openings in it surface* *taku falls out balckened, as the gundam falls apart, leaving only a burned skeleton with a pile of armor plate and varius other parts around it* Kid:^&%&(^$%^&(&($!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!........... The end....
Taku proudly presents.. Mobile Suit Chibi Gundam M: Episode 3-"The Girl With the Gundam?!"
*opening sequence* .
.. *scene opens after Episode 2- Respect with Jamil, Witts, Roby, and Garoad all knocked out dead on the floor after the brawl* Maruka *stumbling out of the room, untouched*: Whoa.... that was a close one.. *a girl wearing a provocative and revealing tight black leather outfit walks up to Maruka* Girl: Ooh.. you must be tough to survive all that. Maruka *staring at the girl, trying to impress her*: Oh, uhm... yeah I beat 'em all up bad! Took 'em out in one shot. I've even got a Gundam!! .. Girl *looking interested* Hmm.. a Gundam eh? Are you the newbie, pilot of Gundam M? .. Maruka: ..........yea that's me. .. Girl *cackling to herself* thinking: Maybe this one won't be as prude as that Garoad freak... Hehe.... anyway I'm Annie. Wanna go make out? ... Maruka: uhmmm...........
*2 hours later*
Annie: Heh, you must be lonely all by yourself right? I could do something about that loneliness... Maruka: *dazed* Yeahh....... wait I mean, NO! I have someone! Yeah, that's it! Her name's Taku. .. Annie *doesn't believe that this loser actually has a girlfriend* Sure you do... sooo... want to show me your Gundam sometime? Maruka: Okay, I guess....... *All of a sudden, the girl points a gun at Maruka* Annie: AHAHAHAHA!!! The Gundam will be mine!! Maruka: Ehe..... man I'm screwed
*Suddenly..... A CRASH!!!!!* Annie: NOOOOOO!!!!!! MY SEDUCTION ROOM IS RUINED!!
*A really screwed up looking green and yellow Gundam comes blasting into the wall, with a shadowy figure wearing a Zechs/Char type mask piloting it* Pilot: Ehehe..... Gundam Venusrock is HERE!!! *in one arm, a weapon, a huge pole with knives rotating in a pinwheel shape around it cuts up the entire room while the other one has a buster rifle shooting up things* Pilot: Maruka, get out of the way!!!!!!!!!
Maruka: T-T-Taku!?!?! YOU HAVE A GUNDAM?
Annie: Grrrrrrr.................. the pilot is a woman? How pathetic. Oh well, another Gundam for me to steal. But .. wait............ thinks: how to seduce, how to seduce....ah! maybe she's bi.
*Venusrock picks up Maruka in its hand and brings him into the cockpit ... immediately following, the knives fall off the pole and the left hand falls off*
Taku: E..he.... *sweatdrop*
Annie: Nevermind, that thing's a piece of crap!
Maruka: Yeah umm.. Taku.. where did you get this thing?
Taku: I....... made it with spare parts some kid gave me? ^^;
Maruka: --;;;
*Jamil comes out from under the now getting blasted up bed, dazed and confused, wearing nothing but the sunglasses* Whoa... where am I... who am I....
*back at the ship* Sarah: Thank you for saving the captain!!!!! Maruka: Yea, its no problem for Revolutionary Pilots Maruka and Taku.... now for a duel in the rose garden!! *bash* Taku: whisper.. maruka that's the Powerade Bride not Gundam M!!!! Maruka: oh yeah... ^^;
Jamil: Ohhh yeah, thanks a bunch man... gotta respect Maruka and Taku..
Witts: Yea , respect respect..... respect Maruka, respect Taku....
Roby: Respect Maruka and Taku, they'll respect you.........
Garoad: Don't respect the Newtypes.......
*brawl yet again ensues*
Taku, Maruka: ><;;;;;;;;
THE END!!!
Mobile Suit Gundam M. ep 2: Respect!....... *Maruka, Jamil, Witts Rhoby are sitting in the Freiden's lounge, drunk* Maruka: hey everybody that gundam battle we had the other day was great. *all the others nod in approval, and grunt and make wierd rublme sounds* Witts: oh yeah gotta respect the gundams. Rhoby: yeah, respect. respect. Jamil: ya gotta respect the gundams. Garoad: Don't respect the forst brothers... Jamil: what the ____??? Witts: Garoad what the ____'s wrong with you?? Rhoby: you stupid ____ moron i'm gonna take you head and put it in a vice........ *they settle down*... Maruka: yeah, that was a great fight, hey did you guys like that kewl beam saber i used?? Witts: ahhh yeah, respect the beam saber, Rhoby: yea gotta respect the beam saber, i mean it's a beam saber. Jamil: Yes, respect, respect respect ya gotta respect the beam saber.. Garoad: Respect the sword..... Jamil: What the___? Witts: GAROAD!!!!!! whats wrong with you??? Rhoby: WHAT THE____??? SWORD, IT'S SABER YOU STUPID _____!!!!! Jamil: your a moron!!!!!!........ Maruka: yeah, hey, What about those buster rifles of your Witts eh? Jamil: ya gotta respect the twin rifles, i mean there rifles. Rhoby: yeah respect them, hey you respect those rifles and they'll respect you..... Witts: Respect em, ya just gotta respect them, you don't respect them, and they don't respect you.... .... Garoad: Don't respect the Virsago's extending arms...... Jamil: GAROAD!!!!!!! WHAT THE _____'S WRONG WITH YOU???? SHUT THE____ UP!!!! Witts: Garoad what the ____'s a matter with you?????? Rhoby: thats it i can't take it anymore i'm gonna take you down myself, i'm gonna take you read and shut in a vise so hard you ___ yourself....i'll take a _____ extending arm and wrap it around your _____ tombstone...... Maruka: yeah, this has been one great voyage, Jamil you rock... Jamil: awwww respect me, you respect me, and i respect you... Witts: ya gotta respect him, he's the captain.. Rhoby: yeah, ya just respect him, never disrespect Jamil, you respect him, and he fixes your gundam... Garoad: don't respect the sunglasses.... Witts: what the ____? Garoad!!!!!!!!! Rhoby: whats wrong with you??? i'm gonna beat the ___ out of you, i'll take my guindam, and i'll take my rifle and i'll shove it up your _________!!!!!!!!! Garoad: why do you guys always yell at me? what did i ever do, nobody understands me, I want Tifa's body...... Maruka: yeah....... so you guys respect the Freiden?? Jamil: yeah, repsct the freiden... ya gotta respect the freiden, you respect it, it respect you. Witts: ahhh yeah... hmmmm.... respect... respect.... Rhoby: ya gotta respect the freiden...... Garoad: Respect the White Base.... Jamil: WHAT THE_____????? WITTS: GARROAD YOU STUPID_____ WHITE BASE??? WRONG _____ SERIES. YOU STUPID____!!!!!! RHOBY: THATS IT LETS GO GAROAD, I'M TAKING YOU DONW RIGHT NOW, THATS IT, YOUR GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *rhoby grabs Garoad and drags him outdies and beats him down* *jamil drops face forward into the table, witts falls to the floor, and Maruka stumbles out the door, past the bloody and beaten garoad, rhoby is slumped against the wall...* The End.....
Opening Sequence For Mobile Suit Chibi Gundam M!!! Warning: Its incredibly long ^^;;
*sung to the tune of Rhythm Emotion*
I just feel “Maruka Emotion”
Taku: Uhhmm.. why does this opening song sound so familiar..?
The beat of my model building-heart
Continues towards Taku… so faraway…
Taku/Norani/Gan-chan/Mystic: Awwwwwwww..............
Again, even if I'm short, I can still kick some ass
*Maruka is shown, from top to bottom, in *the patented* maruka look*
Hotly, kawaii-ly… I want to pilot an old school Gundam!
*Maruka is shown again, this time inside the cockpit of Gundam M!*
You give me unyielding strength ---
*Maruka lifts up his Gundam in one arm*
That’s why I want to hold you…
Maruka: *glomps Taku*
Taku: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
I just feel “Maruka Emotion”
Even if I get blown up, even if it hurts,
Maruka *staring at oncoming cannon fire in M*: Oh dear.........
It guides me to the brilliant light of an instant…
Taku *emerging from the Gundam* Don't worry Maru, its just me! ^_^
I just feel “Maruka Emotion”
Maruka: You have a GUNDAM?!
The beat of my model-building heart
Taku: What, you think I can't be the first female Gundam pilot?! *winks*
Continues towards Taku… so faraway…
Maruka *steps out in Heero spandex/tanktop outfit*
Yes, quickly catching the moment in my bare skin ---
Taku *grinning*: Ooh! Bare??
I want to find more Gundam Models!!!
Maruka *huge pile of models drops onto his head* : WAAAAAAAAIIIIIII!!!!
Everything gleams
As I return to the wonder of childhood…
*Maruka gets picked up and slammed onto the swingset by some big bully kid*
I just feel “Maruka Emotion”
It’s painful for both of us
*stomps on the kids with his Gundam* (hehe)
to share these feelings, to believe in this warmth
*Taku comes up in Venusrock and blows up the rest of the playground*: Weehee! This is fun!
I just feel “Maruka Emotion”
Maruka: Eh... I've had enough of this for one day.....
With this kiss, I want to
send you certain passions… so faraway…
Taku *mumbles*: This song is making me horny........ ^^;;
I just feel “Maruka Emotion”
Maruka: ...so is it over yet?
Even if I err, even if it hurts,
Taku: Yeah, its getting long.....
It guides me to the brilliant light of an instant…
Maruka: Well, it *is* a long song....
I just feel “rhythm emotion”
Maruka: Oh well, let's just sit back and do stuff!!
The beat of my heart
Taku *giggling excitedly*: OOOH!! Maru! What are your hands doing?? *^^;*
Continues towards you… so faraway…
Norani: TIME FOR DINNER!
Maruka/Taku *ala Homer Simpson* DOH!!!!
THE END!!!! hehe. What you think???? I think its got some potential ;)
*voice of bill gates* "from the twisted mind who brought you the adventures of mini maruka comes a new anime series..... Mobile Suit Chibi Gundam M!" (M=Maruka)................Episode 1: who am i gonna fight?........ Maruka: *polishing gundam* man oh man life has gottne very interesting since i made that order to www.hlj.com (tm) *japanese hlj worker hands maruka sack with a $ on it*... now i'm a gundam pilot! heheheh hmmm now who am i gonna fight???? Hoi Taku! Taku: what is it maruka? Maruka: who should i fight now that i have my gundam???? Taku: i dunno, why don't you just wander around til you find something........ Maruka: ok........... *maruka climbes into gundam and powers it up, then flys away* Maruka: bai bai taku, i'll brb...... Taku: bai bai maruka *sniff,sniff*............. *for 3 weeks maruka flys around till he comes across this wierd looking ship type thingy with a sign on it that says "MS pilots wanted, good pay, free repairs and ammo"* Maruka: wow what luck! *lands gundam on flight deck of ship then some weird guy with a scar on his face wearing a long blue jacket, and sunglasses comes out* Maruka: hey i'm here about the MS pilot job, who are you? Guy: I am called Jamil, i was once a gundam pilot but now i wander around looking for newtypes for no reason, and i never take off these sunglasses... Maruka: uhhhhh......okkkkayyyyyyyyyy... Jamil: i'd like you to meet our other pilots this is Witts *tall guy with blond trowa hair comes out* he pilots the gundam airmaster. Witts: hey nice to meet you kid... Jamil: this is rhoby *tall guy with long hair comes out* Rhoby: hey.. Jamil: and thats garoad *duo look a like with no braid comes out* Garoad: hoi!!! nice to meet ya!!!!!! Maruka: hey, so anyway, what do we do here???? Jamil: we go where tifa tells us no matter what, looking for newtypes, and when we find them we move on, your job is to protect this ship.. Maruka: kewl, who does the work on the gundams i need to replace these flashing lights with real weapons. Garoad: the kid can take care of that for you... Maruka: kid? Witts: yeah, the kid, typical boy genius, fixes all our gundams, and trys to modify them all the time, he has too much spare time on his hands.... Rhoby: well he did fix up my Leopard for me..... Garoad: yeah and he even fixed the ship! Jamil: anyway...... Maruka: yeah anyway....... *thinks to self "man this is gonna be a long series" *.........*gundam is taken to work bay and the wechanic teams come out* Kid: wow!!!! that is one crappy looking old-school gundam... this is gonna be fun hehehehe *evil grin* Maruka: hey kid, you change that thing without asking me and i'll beat you to a bloody pulp............. Kid: ehe ^^;;;............. Maruka:hmmmmm........ yep this is deffinetly gonna be a long series.......... Jamil: so Maruka, how do you like the Freiden so far???? Maruka: it's ok i guess, i've never been in a ship like this before, i've been staying at this university. Jamil: ok, well i'm off to Tifa's room now. Maruka:uhhhhhhhh.....k cya. *runs into Garoad* Garoad: hey watch where your going! Maruka: gomen ne. Garoad: has the kid messed up your gundam yet? Maruka: uhhhh.... i haven't been in the service bay in a few hours................ uh-oh........ *they run into the service bay to see the chibi sd RX-78 looking the same as before, just with real weapons a better sheild, and metal instead of plastic armor* Kid: well whatdya think? Maruka: Sugoi!!! this is gonna be fun heheh :).......*jumps into gundam* Maruka: Gundam M Launching! *the gundam blasts off and Maruka flys around a bit when 2 very odd looking gundams show up.... (the ashtaron and virsago piloted by the frost brothers) Frost 1: look a gundam. Frost 2: yes, a gundam, we should destroy it that is our mission to destroy all gundam pilots and their gundams. *the 2 gundams attack Maruka* Maruka: ahhhhh!!!!! ororororororo *fires weapons Frost 1 and 2 avade Maruka's attacks* Frost 1: he's an amature nissan, lets finish him. Fost 2: yes lets finish him. *ashtaron gundam grabs and holds maruka's gundam with his wierd pincher thingys, and hols him up, virsago attackes it's arms to ground and opens it's chest up to fire it's super mega particle beam cannon.* Maruka: oh sh...... *suddenly the virsago is hit with multiple beam's as the airmaster and leopard come to the reascue* Witts: hey, whats with having a fight without us, wierd gundams? Rhoby: yeah, it's not a party without us. *GX shows up and fires satalite cannon, frost brothers escape as usual* Maruka: hmmmm ya know what? this is much more exciting that hanging around with taku and norani...... *Maruka's radio comes on* Norani: Maruka time for dinner............. The End........ heheheheh ahhhhh crossovers, this is gonna be one sweet story i'll have new eps asap,
hi all!!!! well... i survived the surgery!!!!! it went well..... when i got to the hosplital i had to get 1 IV but it wasn't soo bad the gal who did it was very good and it was painless..... after that they gave me this funny stuff to relax me beasue my heart rate was a little high (nervousness)....... it was kewl.... heheheh *giggles*... after that i wnet into the opersting room and was knocked out...... when i woke up. i was kinda dizzy and didn't know where i was... it was like my eyes were half open... i waited around in the recovery area till i was wheeled to post op where mom and dad were waitjng for me.......i was in some pain but the nurses gave me some more painkillers through the IV, which also put my to sleep... after i slept for a few hours they helped me up... and i sat in this really comfortable easy chair which i also fell asleep in.... lol... after i woke up i had mom call taku's dad to just give him info on my condition... and i prceded to sleep again!!! man thats about all i did, sleep, sleep,sleep and sleep!! after a while they gave me a small lunch and i left, after leaving i got home and well... i had a reaction to the food and the anastetic... umm, i think you can guess what i did ugh.... after all of that i went downstairs and passed out on the couch, but i called taku and left her a message just b4 going to sleep.... then i slept for another copuop.d hours, then i woke up, and installed msn on the downstaris comp and talkd to taku for a few mins.... wish i could have talked longer, but i was just exhausted, i just wanted to get some more communication, ie: that i was ok, just a little tired and achy (mainly because the bandageing around me is very tight ><;;;)...... after talking for as long as i could, i walked over and litterally passed out on the couch.... after sleeping most of yesterday, and last night though i feel much much better... i'm still a little sore, and it is kinda hard to walk around, but it looks like i will be able to go to JACS tommorow!!!!!!!! yay!!!!!!!!!!!! i can't wait, i wanna see taku soooooooooooooooo much, i miss her soooooooooo much, i wish i could have talked with her more yesterday, but i just couldn't, i was exhausted...... :( :( :( :( :( :(....... but enough of that i'm much better now, i might even be able to goto school on mon - -;;;;;;;;;..........lol, well i'm kinda tired now..... typing uses certain key muscles, which tire me out pretty quick, but not so much that i can't talk to taku..... hopefully she'll be online latter, i can't wait to talk to her some more, i miss her.... well, bai bai everybody, I love you taku.... oh and about inviting more people.... maybe.....lets talk about it latter ok??? opk.. well cya