the forces behind harry potter continue their crusade for world domination. forget about ozzy osbourne, lizzy borden, jimmy swaggart. harry potter is, by most accounts evil incarnate and must be stopped at all costs | link | 7/10/2000

i vote for amnesia. honest. who could ever believe that federal court judges could be so unbelievably arrogant? | link | 7/5/2000

ok c'mon, as soon as you put mormons in the same place as cupcakes, you just gotta know there's gonna be trouble | link | 6/28/2000

further proof that the court isn't justice scalia alone. the forces of good aren't dead, they're just in hiding | link | 6/28/2000

there will be no more cookies fot the office of national drug control poligy. and no milk either, damnit | link | link | 6/23/2000

am i the only one who finds the "convenient reappearance" of nuclear information peculiar? | link | 6/21/2000

for everyone out there who says government and lawyers aren't doing enough to curb the alien threat in virginia, well, larry agrees | link | 6/20/2000

ok, i know you're all on the edge of your seats. OVERALL: should have done better. could have done worse. made it through without dropping out, so props to me. i'm sporting, ballpark, a 3.0 gpa. woo hoo! | 6/19/2000

see? the supreme court isn't infested with evil republican feel-nothing scary-right-wing freaky people. thankfully, scalia doesn't reign "supreme" after all | link | 6/19/2000

this is, without a doubt, freaky as all hell. and i want to do this for the rest of my life? c'mon kiddies, where's the love? | link | 6/19/2000

"Once again the U.S. Commission on Civil Rights has embarrassed itself by releasing a report that bears no relation to reality,'' Mayor Rudolph Giuliani said in a statement Friday. | link | 6/16/2000

looks like our boy al isn't the only one with case of the wobblies | link | 6/16/2000

ok, time to practice some self-restraint (something i'm not all that good at) ... so all i'm gonna say is my homeland rules, damnit! | link | 6/16/2000

the american prospect rules my world, and repeatedly takes on the inevitable quandries of modern liberalism | link | 6/16/2000

after the devastating withdrawal and possible selling out of my dear bill bradley, i think i found the new best man for the job. | link | 6/13/2000

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