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Jan 4, 2001 18:46

megs rocks the party that rocks the body. Send Complaints to: HI SEXY =) Comments: *mwa* you are so dman cool. i love you! are we going to get married? we cna have a son and a duaghter and a big cozy house.. um i think i'm getting carried away.

Jan 12, 2001 23:17

Amelia rocks the party that rocks the body.
Send Complaints to: joromobff@netzero.net
Comments: this site is a bit...ummm...yeah....well...it is good

Jan 18, 2001 10:23

New Venup rocks the party that rocks the body.
Send Complaints to: newvenup@hotmail.com
Comments: Kick ass site. Nooch.

Jan 28, 2001 21:35

Fro Moe rocks the party that rocks the body.
Send Complaints to: elmabe@juno.com
Comments: Hi . and you stole my 'sock it to me' button !

Feb 10, 2001 17:03

Daniel Talsky rocks the party that rocks the body.
Send Complaints to: danieltalsky@hotmail.com
Comments: You've been blogged: http://www.shauny.org/tinyplace/tinyblog.html

Feb 15, 2001 12:16

SUPER CRAZY COOL LADY rocks the party that rocks the body.
Send Complaints to: skittled@skittled.com
Comments: MOTHER FUCKER. we're getting married, btw. I can't believe yo stank ass tries to put up a "cool" web page. you so DIRTY, MONO BOY. well anyway... cool page.

Feb 26, 2001 22:44

Craigly rocks the party that rocks the body.
Send Complaints to: leeca@purdue.edu
Comments: I come to your damn page. I don't think it is good or interesting, I am just a loser and have nothing better to do.

Mar 29, 2001 17:19

rando momuntini rocks the party that rocks the body.
Send Complaints to: lalalala@histerycal.comb
Comments: wyoming is a myth. pandas, peacox, and rope bridges are poisonous. i get knocked up, but i gets down again. totally ointment 4-evr... sup with ya white people anyway?

Mar 29, 2001 17:50

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Mar 29, 2001 17:55

tinou dublinshrafh rocks the party that rocks the body.
Send Complaints to: aholsing@ius.edu
Comments: gray papoose, loose papoose, compliant dog sled, mutinous dog sled, gothy elegance, whory elegance. the year is 13 a6d, people, get on your high horse suit and writhe like gummy donkey from bulk candy bin at sears. next to platinum fronts installation dept. i love the circus where pyromaniacs can't dance umbrella apetite of lecherous porcopinata groh nichuss baclivar venerial scarecrows!!! ahh toot suite!! move to the side and let the man go through. dammit!! let that man go through...

Mar 29, 2001 18:00

panty claus rocks the party that rocks the body.
Send Complaints to: cobra commader@cobralalalalalalalala.dot
Comments: grope is such a nasty wurd.

Mar 29, 2001 18:08

pmornimo g. hardly castles rocks the party that rocks the body.
Send Complaints to: lipsmeechiez@colonblownyou.inthemornin
Comments: loud clowns are really just the worst, huh? huh? shut yer damn trap!http://www.geocities.com/calculatedx, man i'm really into getting beat with flyswatters. oh yeah! did you see the episode of SNL with steve segal and michael bolotin (drop the extra 'o' you sissy foreigner! i still know!!)? man, it was soooooooooo SHITTY!! lung cookies smut is for nuns, i am going to remove my pantings, ah. so sew seux much bet table tabla bill laswell ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! indian music.................

Mar 29, 2001 18:12

timmy and his majik curtain waldo rocks the party that rocks the body.
Send Complaints to: no thank you, peas give me ulsars
Comments: Once upon a time there was a pipe named Joe Tremainity Ishkelbaub and it knew quite well a lion tamer named Tiny Eenkis. They played bridge every third Saturday night of each odd numbered month with 4 professonal wrestlers of various size, strength, and specialty plus the twenty willing of a nest of millions of uninterested militant fire ants obsessed with the words and teachings of Malcolm X. The ants had to cooperate to manuever the cards, which of course were ridiculously oversized for them, around the special-edition John Q. Whenstwerlinger Championship Bridge Player's Table, but that's beside the point. The pipe and the lion tamer would always insist upon being on teams because they had a very intricate system of cheating the other 6 players (the ants thought in two groups of ten). The other players were not opposed to the alliance of the miscreants because the two always lost large sums of money. This was because they actuallydidn't know shit about the game of bridge. They only knew how to cheat. They believed that they were falsely building up the other players sense of self-confidence before they made their ingenious triumph apparent with a landslide economical coup d tete. This was of course untrue as they were hopelessly delusional to begin with and doomed to continue to lose large sums of cash like the total dumbasses they were and are. Anyway, one day there was a massive rainfall in their hometown and the entire landscape was submerged (pronounced sub-mer-jed). The only thing to do all and every day was sit around, get fat and play bridge. The 8-party bridge players' union slugged out many a trying game of bridge at that time. They consumed an ungodly amount of the lil worms that hung from the ceiling in the lil hollow cave in the hill they called a bridge hall. The worms were nearly extinct by the time the rainfall was condensation in lungs again. But back to the story. The two rampscallions played and lost so much at bridge that they were actually learning the actual rules of bridge. This Only served to strengthen their delusional minds, which already were rotten with dreams of rolling about nude in the plunders of a grotesquely successful game of bridge They felt as though their triumph was now inevitable and also soon at hand. This is where chicanery & subterfuge enters our scenario. You see, the other 6 members had secretly been improvising the rules of bridge in such the way that they would all break even betwixt one another and totally rip off the pipe and lion tamer. This was because they secretly also had no fucking clue how to play bridge either. In fact, they didn't even call their game bridge, they called it yatzee. Had the group of 8 known that they were playing yatzee all along, none of their devious ways would have been necessary, as they were all 8 accomplished and decorated yatzists. But they thought that they were playing bridge because of the fact that played in the aforementioned hollow cave in the hill that they called a bridge hall. So one day, all the rain was gone and no one's friend, that smart-assed survivalist Noah showed up and asked to play. The 8-party union of bridge enthusiasts took a private moment to discuss the ramifications. It went like this, "What do ya say? Let's totally cheat him!" And so they added Noah and one of his elephant-ass-smelling children (i don't care how obsessive-compulsive about bathing you are, if you live on an arc for a year with two of every animal on the planet, you're gonna smell like some animal's ass). They got totally ripped off by the 6 and even the pipe and lion tamer who still as clueless as ever but much more on the in than the nautilists. And the moral of the story is: When God comes at you like, 'Hey man, I like your style. Here's what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna kill everybody who isn't you, plus everything else, but I'm sparing you.' You come back at God like, 'Oh hell no!' And take your ethnic cleansing like a man . . .

Mar 31, 2001 10:52

SEXY BITCH WHITEY rocks the party that rocks the body.
Send Complaints to: SEXYBITCH@SKITTLED.COM
Comments: WELL IT'S

Mar 31, 2001 10:54

DAMNIT I FUCKED UP rocks the party that rocks the body.
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Comments: WELL IT'S TOUGH TO HAVE A CRUSH WHEN THE BOY DOESN'T FEEL THE SAME WAY YOU DO WELL IT'S TOUGH TO HAVE A CRUSH WHEN YOUR BEST FRIEND BREAKS THE NEWS WELL IT'S TOUGH TO HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU SEXY SEXY POOPIE BOY STOP BREAKING MY HEART UGLY BOY

Apr 1, 2001 23:07

Nugget rocks the party that rocks the body.
Send Complaints to: fucking my ass@ramming speed
Comments: Quit breaking my heart too, cause I dreidle like a jew. Ya'll know who, don't act like you ain't got a clue. I'm an atomic bomb, but I ain't got no pyro. Ain't gonna fuck with me, cause you can't afford the FREE SHOW. MOTHERFUCKERS. watch as Jody deletes this entry..

Apr 24, 2001 21:48

Emily rocks the party that rocks the body.
Send Complaints to: elmabe@juno.com
Comments: You are such an unbelievable freak :) And you stole that 'sock it to me' button from me. I think I already told you that but I'm telling you again. And I want those pictures of us back. I want to put them on my web page.

May 4, 2001 15:54

Natalia rocks the party that rocks the body.
Send Complaints to: iLoveYouStuco@hotmail.com
Comments: Yeah.. so.. kick ass site. I love Jody. I'm gonna marry him someday. tee hee.

May 29, 2001 02:44

Emily Mabe rocks the party that rocks the body.
Send Complaints to: themabe@stevesbackyardboxing.org
Comments: Hi . Jody smells. http://paperbaghead.blogspot.com and http://members.tripod.com/frozenme/Pages/emily.htm

Jun 18, 2001 22:58

Amelia rocks the party that rocks the body.
Send Complaints to: amillion0527@aol.com
Comments: I really hope the headline isn't true "naked pictures of mc nugget"...if so i must leave now...

Jul 2, 2001 01:23

Elizabeth rocks the party that rocks the body.
Send Complaints to: danceliz@yahoo.com
Comments: Jody, all I have to say is that you're an extremely psychotic person. It must me hard to be so weird! Cool webpage...I love your conversation with Will! That was great! :) Oh yeah, I forgot that you told me that I was suppose to tell you how much I am in love with you. Forget Lindsay and let's go get married and eat muffins together....whooo that was scary, I can't believe I actually did that!

Jul 2, 2001 01:23

Jul 2, 2001 20:11

Newt rocks the party that rocks the body.
Send Complaints to: the_mad_newt@hotmail.com
Comments: So I click on the link to sign this thing, and I look at what's taking the page so long to download... WHY DID YOU NAME THE BACKGROUND AFTER ME!?

Jul 10, 2001 02:16

a skanky 12 year old rocks the party that rocks the body.
Send Complaints to: amillion0527@aol.com
Comments: jody, update your site! i am sick of looking at "you are the weakest cock, good-bye"

Jul 24, 2001 23:49

Tex-Mex rocks the party that rocks the body.
Send Complaints to: iamarock@mail.com
Comments: It's not total crap like I thought it would be :)